driving a corvette don't make you happy

[monsterman]

This morning I was at a set of lights next to a chap in a late model
white corvette. For the next 10 mins, this guy proceeded to tear off
from traffic light to traffic light, going way over the speed limit
each time. He was not gaining any overall time on the commute due to
traffic conditions.

There is a little rat run that I take. It ends at a T-intersection
with the main drag again. Anyhow, I was at the T, and just up the road
to my left were police with radar guns. One takes aim then steps into
the middle of the road and signals to a driver to pull over. Driver
comes past (as I wait to enter main drag). ..... ....... .........
hahahahahah it is white corvette.

I pulled over and told young copper that I had watched this fool
accelerate and speed in between numerous sets of traffic lights from
the top of Camp Hill all the way to Coorparoo (where he got booked).
Coppers take my details and tell me they will probably book him for
dangerous driving anyway because when he pulled into their line of
sight he was losing the back end of his car due to putting all the
power down in the middle of the corner way doen the road (Tokyo Drift
style by the sound of it). Anyway, it was a nice start what will
surely be a suckful week at work.


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monsterman

[cfsmtb]

I guess I shoulda known

By the way u parked your car sideways

That it wouldnt last


(Sorry, couldn't resist :o )


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cfsmtb

[monsterman]

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Baby you're much too fast !!!!!!!!!!!

*hips a swingin*


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monsterman

[Rhino-x]

OMG....white corvette, I have had the pleasure of exchanging words with
that guy!!!


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Rhino-x

[Donga]

Rhino-x wrote:
> OMG....white corvette, I have had the pleasure of exchanging words with
> that guy!!!

Ask him how much for a cap of coke? Or can he get you a companion?

donga

[TimC]

On 2006-06-18, monsterman (aka Bruce)
was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:
> I pulled over and told young copper that I had watched this fool
> accelerate and speed in between numerous sets of traffic lights from
> the top of Camp Hill all the way to Coorparoo (where he got booked).
> Coppers take my details and tell me they will probably book him for
> dangerous driving anyway because when he pulled into their line of
> sight he was losing the back end of his car due to putting all the
> power down in the middle of the corner way doen the road (Tokyo Drift
> style by the sound of it). Anyway, it was a nice start what will
> surely be a suckful week at work.

Monsterman, if you weren't in Brisbane, I'd owe you a beer.

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TimC
``Here, sanity ... niiiiiice sanity, come to daddy ... okay, that's a
good sanity ... {*THWONK!*} _Got_ the *******.'' -- Anthony de Boer in ASR

[dave]

monsterman wrote:
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> I'm not surprised. What I saw this morning was up there with some of
> the most irresponsible conduct behind the wheel I've had the misfortune
> to witness. Should have noted the rego number and posted it on those
> "dob in a loser driver" type sites.
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> Did you see him around the inner eastern suburbs?
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Hmmm. If you can do a search on vehicle types you might have a look for
him :)

Dave

[Stuart Lamble]

On 2006-06-19, TimC > wrote:
> Monsterman, if you weren't in Brisbane, I'd owe you a beer.

Speaking of which, when's the next Goatage happening?

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[cfsmtb]

Stuart Lamble Wrote:
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> Speaking of which, when's the next Goatage happening?
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Easy. Learn to pay attention to a.b posts or join the email list.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/pub_bug/


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cfsmtb

[Bleve]

flyingdutch wrote:
> Rhino-x Wrote:
> > OMG....white corvette, I have had the pleasure of exchanging words with
> > that guy!!!
>
>
> what was said?
>
> "Hey fella. Is it a good replacement for Viagra?"

Hey Dutchy, what ended up happening to your post office pursuiters?
any news? What were they carrying in the boot? Are they meeting Bubba
for a night's dilation anytime soon?

[Stuart Lamble]

On 2006-06-19, cfsmtb > wrote:
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> Stuart Lamble Wrote:
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>> Speaking of which, when's the next Goatage happening?
>>
>
> Easy. Learn to pay attention to a.b posts or join the email list.
> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/pub_bug/

I am a simple soul, with relatively little time on my hands. If the subject
on a.b isn't reasonably clear (eg: "Goat this Friday", the odds are pretty
good that I'll miss it. I only have so many hours in the day to keep tabs
on Usenet ...

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[Tamyka Bell]

Rhino-x wrote:
> OMG....white corvette, I have had the pleasure of exchanging words with
> that guy!!!

I know a guy, in Brisbane, who drives a white corvette. Can't be too
many. He's a bald man with a moustache, name Hayward or something.
Familiar?

T

[cfsmtb]

Tamyka Bell Wrote:
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> I know a guy, in Brisbane, who drives a white corvette. Can't be too
> many. He's a bald man with a moustache, name Hayward or something.
> Familiar?

Does Hayward like slappin' bass soundtrack? :D

wakawaka wow...


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cfsmtb