Baseball won't do it.

[Snippy Bobkins]

While Commissioner Bud Selig reiterated that Major League Baseball was
eventually hoping to find a urine test to detect human growth hormone, he
said he did not envision freezing urine samples from baseball players for
future testing.
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/06/21/sports/baseball/21hgh.html?_r=1&oref=slogin


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Snippy

[Snippy Bobkins]

"Snippy Bobkins" > wrote in message
news:xblmg.67114$I61.6439@clgrps13...
> While Commissioner Bud Selig reiterated that Major League Baseball was
> eventually hoping to find a urine test to detect human growth hormone, he
> said he did not envision freezing urine samples from baseball players for
> future testing.
> http://www.nytimes.com/2006/06/21/sports/baseball/21hgh.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

And...
If players knew there was a possibility they could be punished at a future
date for drugs they had used in the past, the frozen samples might be a
deterrent. Selig dismissed the notion.
"I'm not a doctor, but I've talked to a number of significant experts on
that issue," Selig said. "They don't believe it's a viable solution in any
shape or form."


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Snippy

[B. Lafferty]

"Snippy Bobkins" > wrote in message
news:2elmg.67136$I61.65042@clgrps13...
> "Snippy Bobkins" > wrote in message
> news:xblmg.67114$I61.6439@clgrps13...
>> While Commissioner Bud Selig reiterated that Major League Baseball was
>> eventually hoping to find a urine test to detect human growth hormone, he
>> said he did not envision freezing urine samples from baseball players for
>> future testing.
>> http://www.nytimes.com/2006/06/21/sports/baseball/21hgh.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
>
> And...
> If players knew there was a possibility they could be punished at a future
> date for drugs they had used in the past, the frozen samples might be a
> deterrent. Selig dismissed the notion.
> "I'm not a doctor, but I've talked to a number of significant experts on
> that issue," Selig said. "They don't believe it's a viable solution in any
> shape or form."

ROTFL. Selig is a pip.

[Tim Lines]

B. Lafferty wrote:
> "Snippy Bobkins" > wrote in message
> news:2elmg.67136$I61.65042@clgrps13...
>> "Snippy Bobkins" > wrote in message
>> news:xblmg.67114$I61.6439@clgrps13...
>>> While Commissioner Bud Selig reiterated that Major League Baseball was
>>> eventually hoping to find a urine test to detect human growth hormone, he
>>> said he did not envision freezing urine samples from baseball players for
>>> future testing.
>>> http://www.nytimes.com/2006/06/21/sports/baseball/21hgh.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
>> And...
>> If players knew there was a possibility they could be punished at a future
>> date for drugs they had used in the past, the frozen samples might be a
>> deterrent. Selig dismissed the notion.
>> "I'm not a doctor, but I've talked to a number of significant experts on
>> that issue," Selig said. "They don't believe it's a viable solution in any
>> shape or form."
>
> ROTFL. Selig is a pip.
>
>

Selig is absolutely 100% correct.

[mtb Dad]

Tim Lines wrote:
> B. Lafferty wrote:
> > "Snippy Bobkins" > wrote in message
> > news:2elmg.67136$I61.65042@clgrps13...
> >> "Snippy Bobkins" > wrote in message
> >> news:xblmg.67114$I61.6439@clgrps13...
> >>> While Commissioner Bud Selig reiterated that Major League Baseball was
> >>> eventually hoping to find a urine test to detect human growth hormone, he
> >>> said he did not envision freezing urine samples from baseball players for
> >>> future testing.
> >>> http://www.nytimes.com/2006/06/21/sports/baseball/21hgh.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
> >> And...
> >> If players knew there was a possibility they could be punished at a future
> >> date for drugs they had used in the past, the frozen samples might be a
> >> deterrent. Selig dismissed the notion.
> >> "I'm not a doctor, but I've talked to a number of significant experts on
> >> that issue," Selig said. "They don't believe it's a viable solution in any
> >> shape or form."
> >
> > ROTFL. Selig is a pip.
> >
> >
>
> Selig is absolutely 100% correct.

Why?

[RonSonic]

On Thu, 22 Jun 2006 00:10:38 GMT, "Snippy Bobkins"
> wrote:

>"Snippy Bobkins" > wrote in message
>news:xblmg.67114$I61.6439@clgrps13...
>> While Commissioner Bud Selig reiterated that Major League Baseball was
>> eventually hoping to find a urine test to detect human growth hormone, he
>> said he did not envision freezing urine samples from baseball players for
>> future testing.
>> http://www.nytimes.com/2006/06/21/sports/baseball/21hgh.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
>
>And...
>If players knew there was a possibility they could be punished at a future
>date for drugs they had used in the past, the frozen samples might be a
>deterrent. Selig dismissed the notion.
>"I'm not a doctor, but I've talked to a number of significant experts on
>that issue," Selig said. "They don't believe it's a viable solution in any
>shape or form."

Get your baby fingerprinted on the way out of the hospital, that way if he turns
to crime .....

Ron

[Tim Lines]

mtb Dad wrote:
> Tim Lines wrote:
>
>>B. Lafferty wrote:
>>
>>>"Snippy Bobkins" > wrote in message
>>>news:2elmg.67136$I61.65042@clgrps13...
>>>
>>>>"Snippy Bobkins" > wrote in message
>>>>news:xblmg.67114$I61.6439@clgrps13...
>>>>
>>>>>While Commissioner Bud Selig reiterated that Major League Baseball was
>>>>>eventually hoping to find a urine test to detect human growth hormone, he
>>>>>said he did not envision freezing urine samples from baseball players for
>>>>>future testing.
>>>>>http://www.nytimes.com/2006/06/21/sports/baseball/21hgh.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
>>>>
>>>>And...
>>>>If players knew there was a possibility they could be punished at a future
>>>>date for drugs they had used in the past, the frozen samples might be a
>>>>deterrent. Selig dismissed the notion.
>>>>"I'm not a doctor, but I've talked to a number of significant experts on
>>>>that issue," Selig said. "They don't believe it's a viable solution in any
>>>>shape or form."
>>>
>>>ROTFL. Selig is a pip.
>>>
>>>
>>
>>Selig is absolutely 100% correct.
>
>
> Why?
>

Frozen urine is not a solution (viable or otherwise). It's a solid.

Thanks for asking.

[Tim Lines]

Tim Lines wrote:
> mtb Dad wrote:
>
>> Tim Lines wrote:
>>
>>> B. Lafferty wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Snippy Bobkins" > wrote in message
>>>> news:2elmg.67136$I61.65042@clgrps13...
>>>>
>>>>> "Snippy Bobkins" > wrote in message
>>>>> news:xblmg.67114$I61.6439@clgrps13...
>>>>>
>>>>>> While Commissioner Bud Selig reiterated that Major League Baseball
>>>>>> was
>>>>>> eventually hoping to find a urine test to detect human growth
>>>>>> hormone, he
>>>>>> said he did not envision freezing urine samples from baseball
>>>>>> players for
>>>>>> future testing.
>>>>>> http://www.nytimes.com/2006/06/21/sports/baseball/21hgh.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> And...
>>>>> If players knew there was a possibility they could be punished at a
>>>>> future
>>>>> date for drugs they had used in the past, the frozen samples might
>>>>> be a
>>>>> deterrent. Selig dismissed the notion.
>>>>> "I'm not a doctor, but I've talked to a number of significant
>>>>> experts on
>>>>> that issue," Selig said. "They don't believe it's a viable solution
>>>>> in any
>>>>> shape or form."
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ROTFL. Selig is a pip.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Selig is absolutely 100% correct.
>>
>>
>>
>> Why?
>>
>
> Frozen urine is not a solution (viable or otherwise). It's a solid.
>
> Thanks for asking.

In the sake of accuracy:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/solution

[mtb Dad]

Tim Lines wrote:
> mtb Dad wrote:
> > Tim Lines wrote:
> >
> >>B. Lafferty wrote:
> >>
> >>>"Snippy Bobkins" > wrote in message
> >>>news:2elmg.67136$I61.65042@clgrps13...
> >>>
> >>>>"Snippy Bobkins" > wrote in message
> >>>>news:xblmg.67114$I61.6439@clgrps13...
> >>>>
> >>>>>While Commissioner Bud Selig reiterated that Major League Baseball was
> >>>>>eventually hoping to find a urine test to detect human growth hormone, he
> >>>>>said he did not envision freezing urine samples from baseball players for
> >>>>>future testing.
> >>>>>http://www.nytimes.com/2006/06/21/sports/baseball/21hgh.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
> >>>>
> >>>>And...
> >>>>If players knew there was a possibility they could be punished at a future
> >>>>date for drugs they had used in the past, the frozen samples might be a
> >>>>deterrent. Selig dismissed the notion.
> >>>>"I'm not a doctor, but I've talked to a number of significant experts on
> >>>>that issue," Selig said. "They don't believe it's a viable solution in any
> >>>>shape or form."
> >>>
> >>>ROTFL. Selig is a pip.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>
> >>Selig is absolutely 100% correct.
> >
> >
> > Why?
> >
>
> Frozen urine is not a solution (viable or otherwise). It's a solid.
>
> Thanks for asking.

LOL