I knew Bush was smoking something

[Bill C]

But like everything else he's got it wrong.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061123/ap_on_go_pr_wh/pedaling_president
Bush transforms into avid mountain biker

If he was smoking some good Jamaican he'd be mellow and not a type A
ashole. It's pretty obvious he's been smoking crack.'
Can't even get MTB right.
Bill C

[Paul Cassel]

Bill C wrote:

> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061123/ap_on_go_pr_wh/pedaling_president
> Bush transforms into avid mountain biker
>
You gotta love the guy.

[RicodJour]

On Nov 23, 3:30 pm, "Bill C" > wrote:
> But like everything else he's got it wrong.http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061123/ap_on_go_pr_wh/pedaling_president
> Bush transforms into avid mountain biker
>
> If he was smoking some good Jamaican he'd be mellow and not a type A
> ashole. It's pretty obvious he's been smoking crack.'
> Can't even get MTB right.

I'm amazed that he's always riding at the front of small group. It
takes really special Secret Service agents to let the President feel
like he's winning. Sheesh.

R

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RicodJour wrote:
> On Nov 23, 3:30 pm, "Bill C" > wrote:
> > But like everything else he's got it wrong.http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061123/ap_on_go_pr_wh/pedaling_president
> > Bush transforms into avid mountain biker
> >
> > If he was smoking some good Jamaican he'd be mellow and not a type A
> > ashole. It's pretty obvious he's been smoking crack.'
> > Can't even get MTB right.
>
> I'm amazed that he's always riding at the front of small group. It
> takes really special Secret Service agents to let the President feel
> like he's winning. Sheesh.
>

So the secret service guys should jump to the front to push the pace,
give him a "real" workout? He's the one on the bike ride, they are just
along to protect him. Duh.

Joseph

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What's wrong with Bush on a Mountain Bike? It's actually about the only
redeeming feature I know of him.

On Nov 23, 9:30 pm, "Bill C" > wrote:
> But like everything else he's got it wrong.http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061123/ap_on_go_pr_wh/pedaling_president
> Bush transforms into avid mountain biker
>
> If he was smoking some good Jamaican he'd be mellow and not a type A
> ashole. It's pretty obvious he's been smoking crack.'
> Can't even get MTB right.
> Bill C

[RonSonic]

On 24 Nov 2006 01:16:35 -0800, wrote:

>What's wrong with Bush on a Mountain Bike? It's actually about the only
>redeeming feature I know of him.

Politics of the 21st century - no good is to be acknowledged on the part of
anyone who disagrees with you in any substantive way.

Ron

[RicodJour]

On Nov 24, 2:05 am, wrote:
> RicodJour wrote:
> > On Nov 23, 3:30 pm, "Bill C" > wrote:
> > > But like everything else he's got it wrong.http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061123/ap_on_go_pr_wh/pedaling_president
> > > Bush transforms into avid mountain biker
>
> > > If he was smoking some good Jamaican he'd be mellow and not a type A
> > > ashole. It's pretty obvious he's been smoking crack.'
> > > Can't even get MTB right.
>
> > I'm amazed that he's always riding at the front of small group. It
> > takes really special Secret Service agents to let the President feel
> > like he's winning. Sheesh.
>
> So the secret service guys should jump to the front to push the pace,
> give him a "real" workout? He's the one on the bike ride, they are just
> along to protect him. Duh.

Protect him? Gee, I thought they were along because he has no friends.

They make it sound like he's putting the hurt on his Secret Service
agents. It's a rather remote chance that they select agents so out of
shape that they have trouble keeping up with the prez. He's in front
because they let him. I would think that it would be more appropriate
to have him in the middle of the pack if you're trying to protect him,
but what do I know about protecting a president? I'd imagine that it
wouldn't go over well if the agents dropped the prez.
"Where's the President?!"
"We dropped his ass on the last climb. He was wheezing like he was
about to die! He's probably a couple of miles back...oh...wait a
minute.....!"

R

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RicodJour wrote:
> On Nov 24, 2:05 am, wrote:
> > RicodJour wrote:
> > > On Nov 23, 3:30 pm, "Bill C" > wrote:
> > > > But like everything else he's got it wrong.http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061123/ap_on_go_pr_wh/pedaling_president
> > > > Bush transforms into avid mountain biker
> >
> > > > If he was smoking some good Jamaican he'd be mellow and not a type A
> > > > ashole. It's pretty obvious he's been smoking crack.'
> > > > Can't even get MTB right.
> >
> > > I'm amazed that he's always riding at the front of small group. It
> > > takes really special Secret Service agents to let the President feel
> > > like he's winning. Sheesh.
> >
> > So the secret service guys should jump to the front to push the pace,
> > give him a "real" workout? He's the one on the bike ride, they are just
> > along to protect him. Duh.
>
> Protect him? Gee, I thought they were along because he has no friends.

Maybe that's why they need to protect him... Just kidding.

> They make it sound like he's putting the hurt on his Secret Service
> agents. It's a rather remote chance that they select agents so out of
> shape that they have trouble keeping up with the prez. He's in front
> because they let him. I would think that it would be more appropriate
> to have him in the middle of the pack if you're trying to protect him,
> but what do I know about protecting a president? I'd imagine that it
> wouldn't go over well if the agents dropped the prez.
> "Where's the President?!"
> "We dropped his ass on the last climb. He was wheezing like he was
> about to die! He's probably a couple of miles back...oh...wait a
> minute.....!"
>

Agreed. The spokespeople did put a cheesy spin on it with the front of
the pack stuff. It is possible that he could put the hurt on even a fit
secret service guy who maybe didn't have much cycling under his belt.
But I suppose those guys don't get that assignment.

Joseph

[RicodJour]

On Nov 24, 10:09 am, wrote:
> RicodJour wrote:
> >
>> I'd imagine that it
> > wouldn't go over well if the agents dropped the prez.
> > "Where's the President?!"
> > "We dropped his ass on the last climb. He was wheezing like he was
> > about to die! He's probably a couple of miles back...oh...wait a
> > minute.....!"
>
> Agreed. The spokespeople did put a cheesy spin on it with the front of
> the pack stuff. It is possible that he could put the hurt on even a fit
> secret service guy who maybe didn't have much cycling under his belt.
> But I suppose those guys don't get that assignment.

Right. Not much point in having an agent that would get winded before
any real action happened.

I think it's great that we have a president that rides, though I like
Kerry's choice in bikes better than GWB's.

What we really need is a hot female president that isn't afraid of
Lycra. I think an ex-porn star would be perfect - all natural, please.
Someone who's not overly concerned with pubic opinion.

R

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RicodJour wrote:
> On Nov 24, 10:09 am, wrote:
> > RicodJour wrote:
> > >
> >> I'd imagine that it
> > > wouldn't go over well if the agents dropped the prez.
> > > "Where's the President?!"
> > > "We dropped his ass on the last climb. He was wheezing like he was
> > > about to die! He's probably a couple of miles back...oh...wait a
> > > minute.....!"
> >
> > Agreed. The spokespeople did put a cheesy spin on it with the front of
> > the pack stuff. It is possible that he could put the hurt on even a fit
> > secret service guy who maybe didn't have much cycling under his belt.
> > But I suppose those guys don't get that assignment.
>
> Right. Not much point in having an agent that would get winded before
> any real action happened.
>
> I think it's great that we have a president that rides, though I like
> Kerry's choice in bikes better than GWB's.

He has a Serotta, right? A little to snobbish for my tastes, but he
does manage to not look entirely like an idiot (given the
circumstances) and he gets thumbs up for a sane spoke count and big
thumbs up for having a road bike:

http://tinyurl.com/vno5l

>
> What we really need is a hot female president that isn't afraid of
> Lycra. I think an ex-porn star would be perfect - all natural, please.
> Someone who's not overly concerned with pubic opinion.
>

Gross. I hope you're not thinking of trying to get any of the female
Democratic hopefuls into porn in the next year and a half!

Joseph

[RicodJour]

On Nov 24, 12:32 pm, wrote:
> RicodJour wrote:
>
> > What we really need is a hot female president that isn't afraid of
> > Lycra. I think an ex-porn star would be perfect - all natural, please.
> > Someone who's not overly concerned with pubic opinion.
>
> Gross. I hope you're not thinking of trying to get any of the female
> Democratic hopefuls into porn in the next year and a half!

Hilary in porn?! Are you trying to make me puke?

If the Italians can elect Ilona Staller, why not the US?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilona_Staller

R

[Carl Sundquist]

"RicodJour" > wrote in message
oups.com...
>
> If the Italians can elect Ilona Staller, why not the US?
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilona_Staller
>

Too bad her last name isn't Stoller.

[Michael Press]

In article
om>,
wrote:

> RicodJour wrote:
> > On Nov 24, 10:09 am, wrote:
> > > RicodJour wrote:
> > > >
> > >> I'd imagine that it
> > > > wouldn't go over well if the agents dropped the prez.
> > > > "Where's the President?!"
> > > > "We dropped his ass on the last climb. He was wheezing like he was
> > > > about to die! He's probably a couple of miles back...oh...wait a
> > > > minute.....!"
> > >
> > > Agreed. The spokespeople did put a cheesy spin on it with the front of
> > > the pack stuff. It is possible that he could put the hurt on even a fit
> > > secret service guy who maybe didn't have much cycling under his belt.
> > > But I suppose those guys don't get that assignment.
> >
> > Right. Not much point in having an agent that would get winded before
> > any real action happened.
> >
> > I think it's great that we have a president that rides, though I like
> > Kerry's choice in bikes better than GWB's.
>
> He has a Serotta, right? A little to snobbish for my tastes, but he
> does manage to not look entirely like an idiot (given the
> circumstances) and he gets thumbs up for a sane spoke count and big
> thumbs up for having a road bike:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/vno5l

I agree wholeheartedly about the spoke count. I want to
see him on good stiff grade.

A mountain bike with wide tires is also an excellent
choice. The ride is far more comfy, and you can put out
just as much effort as on a road bike.

> > What we really need is a hot female president that isn't afraid of
> > Lycra. I think an ex-porn star would be perfect - all natural, please.
> > Someone who's not overly concerned with pubic opinion.
>
> Gross. I hope you're not thinking of trying to get any of the female
> Democratic hopefuls into porn in the next year and a half!

Nancy Pelosi with a whip?

SHMBO interviewed for NP's personal assistant a while
back.

--
Michael Press

[RicodJour]

On Nov 24, 2:29 pm, Michael Press > wrote:
>
>Nancy Pelosi with a whip?

Only for the majority.

> SHMBO interviewed for NP's personal assistant a while
> back.

H => W

So she'd have been part of Pelosi's Press Corps?

R

[Jack Hollis]

On 24 Nov 2006 06:35:00 -0800, "RicodJour" >
wrote:

> I would think that it would be more appropriate
>to have him in the middle of the pack if you're trying to protect him,
>but what do I know about protecting a president?


Perhaps the President bikes in an already secure area, like Camp David
or his ranch in Texas. Then Bush can put a hurting on the Secret
Service Agents.

[Michael Press]

In article
. com>
,
"RicodJour" > wrote:

> On Nov 24, 2:29 pm, Michael Press > wrote:
> >
> >Nancy Pelosi with a whip?
>
> Only for the majority.
>
> > SHMBO interviewed for NP's personal assistant a while
> > back.
>
> H => W
>
> So she'd have been part of Pelosi's Press Corps?

Thank you for that.

--
Michael Press

[Scott Johnson]

Michael Press wrote:

>>
>> http://tinyurl.com/vno5l
>
> I agree wholeheartedly about the spoke count. I want to
> see him on good stiff grade.
>
> A mountain bike with wide tires is also an excellent
> choice. The ride is far more comfy, and you can put out
> just as much effort as on a road bike.

It would also be appropriate for Kerry's 13mph rides on bike paths.

-SJ

[John Forrest Tomlinson]

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http://www.bobkestrut.com/2005/08/28/no-gifts/

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[Donald Munro]

RicodJour wrote:
> What we really need is a hot female president that isn't afraid of
> Lycra. I think an ex-porn star would be perfect - all natural, please.
> Someone who's not overly concerned with pubic opinion.

Gennifer Flowers ?

[RonSonic]

On 24 Nov 2006 09:32:44 -0800, wrote:

>
>RicodJour wrote:
>> On Nov 24, 10:09 am, wrote:
>> > RicodJour wrote:
>> > >
>> >> I'd imagine that it
>> > > wouldn't go over well if the agents dropped the prez.
>> > > "Where's the President?!"
>> > > "We dropped his ass on the last climb. He was wheezing like he was
>> > > about to die! He's probably a couple of miles back...oh...wait a
>> > > minute.....!"
>> >
>> > Agreed. The spokespeople did put a cheesy spin on it with the front of
>> > the pack stuff. It is possible that he could put the hurt on even a fit
>> > secret service guy who maybe didn't have much cycling under his belt.
>> > But I suppose those guys don't get that assignment.
>>
>> Right. Not much point in having an agent that would get winded before
>> any real action happened.
>>
>> I think it's great that we have a president that rides, though I like
>> Kerry's choice in bikes better than GWB's.
>
>He has a Serotta, right? A little to snobbish for my tastes, but he
>does manage to not look entirely like an idiot (given the
>circumstances) and he gets thumbs up for a sane spoke count and big
>thumbs up for having a road bike:
>
>http://tinyurl.com/vno5l

"Not entirely like an idiot." "Entirely" is the important word here.

>> What we really need is a hot female president that isn't afraid of
>> Lycra. I think an ex-porn star would be perfect - all natural, please.
>> Someone who's not overly concerned with pubic opinion.
>>
>
>Gross. I hope you're not thinking of trying to get any of the female
>Democratic hopefuls into porn in the next year and a half!

Agreed, there should be no talking, thinking, typing along those lines. No
porno-politicians, thank you very much. Maybe a hot IR thing on the Republican
side, maybe.

Ron