the land surfer
December 12th 06, 11:36 AM
spack attack
+++
oh hi psychic blog
+++
oasis
'wonderwall'
+++
this better be good melody
i missed yr call
was out doin
somethin i shouldnt
i was thinkin on
th death of my character
rock n roll paulie
so i guess umm
+++
at least th song fits
+++
yr too good looking and
female
to be my case worker
+++
didnt th ****heads tell ya
i was allergic to girls
oh dear
+++
let's see if yr cleverer
than th boys
+++
i;d about decided
to burn rock n roll paulie
in effigy
on new years eve
i spend new years eve alone so
it could be fun
+++
placebo
'running up that hill'
+++
maybe with
th pirate pants on it
or maybe
th clown pants
i dont need em anymore
+++
th drugs havent kicked in yet
th nuts are
as rotten as ever
here ya ****in mungrel testicles
smoek this
++
i was too out of it
is as good an excuse
as any other
+++
****in rock n roll paulie
ridin up and down
th fortitude valley
hill
stoppin to sing
with is busker friends
and parkin th unicycle
alongside the wall
+++
my twin soul brother is right
there's nothin special
in
unrequited love
and drugs n
rock n roll
+++
any guy
can sing with five buskers in a night and
not get laid or
paid
+++
sugababes
'overload'
+++
worse for me
th ****ers encouraged me
+++
it isnt ****in art
+++
and i cant sing
liek a girl
anymore
bein told i'm
multi talented
+++
that just makes it worse
+++
i dont
need to sit on strete corners
in th fortitude valley
till dawn
busting my hump
on a mad
unicycle and
singin songs
i can not get laid
without goin to anywhere near
as much trouble
+++
six ****ing yrs
+++
i dunno paulie
+++
"u just didnt see my point of view before"
my diary read good
"says u"
+++
"look jenny"
"th **** deserves to die"
"th most useless"
"character we've ever dreamed up"
+++
slidin to a stop
on th motionless
unicycle wheel
+++
city high
'song for you'
+++
ah well
i havent done it
for five months
+++
i can take
solace
that after six yrs
i finally grew a brain
"with a little help from th local council"
thanks so much guys
i paid th fine
ridin a bicycle
a girls bike
safety bocycle
thru th fortitude valley mall
annoyed me so much
i was on a unicycle
and it's
the fortitude valley entertainment precinct
i stopped goin
+++
and five months
of th blackban
on th valley
has given me
distance
+++
gone back and
read this very same
psychic blog of mine and
wot was i thinking ?
+++
dill
+++
singin with five diffeent buskers and
i wasnt
a busker
not in th hat
+++
so i rarely got anything
from th crowd
just from th muso's
drink and
drugs
dependin on th guy
+++
and every time but one
in six yrs
i spent more
drivin in and
gettin prepared
than i came home with
+++
tokyo ghetto pussy
'i want you'
+++
dont think so
utter failure
+++
but i enjoyed it at th time
+++
course
in surfer paradise
doin th same things
got me laid
in th doorway of a nightclub
but i dont wanna
go back singin there either
+++
bit casual for me
th sex and
morticia dried up
amazing
a chick who ****s 12 times a day
+++
that part of my
psychic blog
was fun to read
and write
+++
the land surfer
has reclaimed his body
and rock n roll paulie
is such a pitiful character
we're killing him off
+++
it's my diary
can do wot i want
+++
th yonger crowd
and th blow ins
dont remember
rock n roll george
+++
gorgeous fj holden
twin fox tails
last of th bodgies
+++
wonder wot brizzy's history
will say about me
last of th hippies
+++
or somethin similar
+++
rock n roll george was an icon
for well over 20 yrs
i know we never gave im anything
+++
but ****
+++
i still miss ya man
remember drivin my beetle
into town
at 17
and cuttin off yr fj
at th light
+++
i was young and stupid
instead of
old and stupid
liek now
+++
least i ride a man;s bike
**** near fell over today
when i told him i was 44
+++
marianne faithfull
'pirate jenny'
+++
starin at my sixpack abs and
lithe body
+++
i got th wrong colour skin
to play in th valley
+++
i go from
maybe half aboriginal to
let;s be kind and say 90%
+++
and bein pirate jenny
singin liek a girl liek i do
stealin my brothers body to go out
cause he's a pretty mellow dude
+++
the land surfer
both of us
that is
jacked up
+++
i've heard one too many
racial slurs
whiel i sing
+++
makin me forget i'm
half dutch
not that they care
+++
almost as bad as
he was gunna have a sexhcnage
oh he's a girl
got a girl in him
and they only see
th girl
+++
and not th two hours
frenzied
on th edge
extreme unicycling
in th city
before i sang
one ****in note
on a strete corner
+++
nirvana
'polly'
+++
i vote with th land surfer
we kill th ****
wot say u black ?
+++
..
..
..
he walked off to grab a bourbon
blk ?
+++
"do u wish to speak to th artist known as blk"
yes pls
"i dont think it;s art"
th music jams were nice
"i got enough muso mates"
ok
+++
bob marley
'dont worry be happy'
+++
so i'll get to sing then
"i guess"
+++
"and th two""
"who still wanna sing with ya"
"outside th street"
"have both left the street"
we're in th wrong town
"are where we are"
+++
changin y sig today
"ok"
+++
my testicles
have voted
+++
looked after better
on th unicycle
no point in stopping
to sing
especially
for unrequited love
and drugs n rock n roll
+++
th drugs are as unreliable
as th women
"money"
hmmm
+++
sorry
a uncicyle
looks after
testicles
better than a woman
who generally doesnt at all
+++
led zeppelin
'gallows pole'
++++
dont tell me that u love me
u'll use my disability
to hurt me
on purpose
every chick before u
has
and every ****ing one
say she's th exception
+++
crap on bitch
+++
real man's testicles
+++
cant sit next to a woman
without
startin t produce
excess sperm
99%
dont
believe
+++
besides
only young men say they get that
in puberty
+++
wot am i gunna tell this case worker
+++
leavin magic
well out of it
+++
th witchdoctor is on a pension
for his nuts
and rolls into his case meetings
on a unicycle
+++
U2
'sunday bloody sunday'
+++
no i aint tellin ya
i was off gettin some reddies
so i can buy drugs
for th after xmas period
cause i always go dry and
last yr was hell
+++
cant ride my wheelchair
no flying drugs and
+++
crash and burn
+++
i rang kuta lady
new yrs eve
right in th middle of her fight
with barbie girl
wot are u charmed bitches gettin up to ?
i got signs breakin out on my forehead
+++
i know it;s u cause
of th condtion it's
throwin
on my face
speak
+++
dropped a gorgeous blonde
barbie girl
on th side of th highway
on new yrs eve
up there
amongst th rioters
cause you were arguin
+++
mr oizo
'flat beat'
+++
be ****ed dear
u got one very angry witchdoctor on th phone
+++
and sure enough
u put yr key in th ignition
and yr ****in car
tried to run over yr leg
th next morning
+++
didnt actually harm ya
just
give ya a bit of a fright
+++
i have to go and be a
black ****
for a bit
scuse i
..
..
..
wot did yr last ****in black **** die of ?
"he didnt move quick enough"
..
..
..
katie noonan
'what;s goin on ?'
+++
just normal human behaviour
between brothers
+++
**** yr a lazy ****
+++
can work liek a dog and then
just loves t play boss
+++
i'm wearin a sarong and
i'll have t change to shorts
oh and
i saw yr tranny friend
in th traffic on th way home
ah no
i dint tell him that
+++
when i get around to it
already put out kevvies bins and
flanders is away
so his too
and ours
+++
nirvana
'something in the way'
+++
there's a reason
i;ve got a sixpack
and u've got a paunch
young victoria smarter than u ****s
+++
watches me come and go
the land surfer
wot she sees
+++
th hard grind
puttin miles on th wheel
+++
not today gracie
bits still sore
+++
rode hard on th weekend
playin up
just at a different time
and in a different location
+++
everything pales
+++
cake
'i will survive'
+++
wot other adventures
havent i lived yet
+++
flight test
continues
on the suspension
monoshock unicycle
prototype
+++
six yrs
if it was possible
to murder a
previous personality
i'd do u ****
+++
****in addict
+++
music addict
+++
"gotta play nice for this party on th weekend"
the wake
that;s diffferent
+++
****
+++
i said
in print
i'd see paul's ban
on th valley
another six months
i wanna change it to
life
+++
i stayed outta there
for twenty yrs
th first time
+++
something for kate
'three dimensions'
+++
minimal street furniture
poorly designed
run for kiddies
not adults
+++
seen better red light district
+++
places where
th cops dont drag ya
out into th street
and stick
police sniffer dogs
at yr crutch
+++
cops wont be happy till there;s no-one there
+++
worse than a bikie gang
+++
park their cars
trucks and
wotever else
all over th entrances
+++
lean on their horn
huge loud thing
to shift ppl
no reason just
this one; pulling out
and got a young **** at th wheel
+++
caught you
th other day yougn ****
siren on
rubber gloves on
siren on
to clear th light
and gun it up th hill
and me and ht chick
both watche du
just park at th next light
in no hurry
+++
massive attack
'inertia creeps'
+++
police lady
on th telly tonight
on th news
is that th sixth or th seventh
go for drink driving this yr
drunk copper
showin up for work
+++
they'll do liek always
give em a holiday and
move em on
to a different station and
say nothing
+++
th way u ****s swagger around th valley
+++
i've watched
cause i;m sittin singin
black **** on th corner
dont exist
watched an owner
of an establishment
tears in his eyes cause
he can see wot i can see
half his clientelle
stoppin at th light
takin one look at th
inflated police presence and
bye
+++
i got to know a few of em
as they did their walkarounds
th wise manager
always checks out th competition
+++
th familiar faces
+++
or
if my ****s arent here
where are they ?
+++
gorillaz
'clint eastwood'
+++
back in a tick...
..
..
..
+++
U2
'the unforgettable fire'
+++
he's twice yr size but
u throw th gear around easier than he does
"just exercise"
truck driver
+++
"cant pass th drug tests"
i know
+++
should prove interesting hey
"stop sending me pictures"
+++
"we communicate here"
+++
how do ya wanna go rock n roll paulie ?
we all make dumb characters
that get th better of us
+++
"rolling"
+++
rock n roll paulie
sings his last song
on a street corner
mounts his unicycle and
rolls down th road
morphing into
the land surfer
+++
sopranos theme song
'woke up this morning'
+++
well
i sing
a bit better than i used to
and my drumming has improved no end
just gunna
go ****in hard
thru these six or seven
tightly packed
posts
cmon mp3 player
turn up ya ****
i can hear th bitch
tellin me how ****in cool i am
that's better
now i'm ****ing land surfing
first one to ask
where's yr other wheel ?
gets the
it';s up th arse of th last **** who asked
i'm sure he'll let u have it
once he figures out
how to get it out
<<< smile >>>
..
..
..
pirate jenny
and
"black"
in
the adventures of the land surfer
+++
p.s.
+++
pink floyd
'sheep'
+++
Attention:
The Society for Cutting Up Bicycles
SCUD
is back online
now at myspace.com
under th guise of
kuta witchdoctor 009
it's wicked
but ht spells work
+++
oh hi psychic blog
+++
oasis
'wonderwall'
+++
this better be good melody
i missed yr call
was out doin
somethin i shouldnt
i was thinkin on
th death of my character
rock n roll paulie
so i guess umm
+++
at least th song fits
+++
yr too good looking and
female
to be my case worker
+++
didnt th ****heads tell ya
i was allergic to girls
oh dear
+++
let's see if yr cleverer
than th boys
+++
i;d about decided
to burn rock n roll paulie
in effigy
on new years eve
i spend new years eve alone so
it could be fun
+++
placebo
'running up that hill'
+++
maybe with
th pirate pants on it
or maybe
th clown pants
i dont need em anymore
+++
th drugs havent kicked in yet
th nuts are
as rotten as ever
here ya ****in mungrel testicles
smoek this
++
i was too out of it
is as good an excuse
as any other
+++
****in rock n roll paulie
ridin up and down
th fortitude valley
hill
stoppin to sing
with is busker friends
and parkin th unicycle
alongside the wall
+++
my twin soul brother is right
there's nothin special
in
unrequited love
and drugs n
rock n roll
+++
any guy
can sing with five buskers in a night and
not get laid or
paid
+++
sugababes
'overload'
+++
worse for me
th ****ers encouraged me
+++
it isnt ****in art
+++
and i cant sing
liek a girl
anymore
bein told i'm
multi talented
+++
that just makes it worse
+++
i dont
need to sit on strete corners
in th fortitude valley
till dawn
busting my hump
on a mad
unicycle and
singin songs
i can not get laid
without goin to anywhere near
as much trouble
+++
six ****ing yrs
+++
i dunno paulie
+++
"u just didnt see my point of view before"
my diary read good
"says u"
+++
"look jenny"
"th **** deserves to die"
"th most useless"
"character we've ever dreamed up"
+++
slidin to a stop
on th motionless
unicycle wheel
+++
city high
'song for you'
+++
ah well
i havent done it
for five months
+++
i can take
solace
that after six yrs
i finally grew a brain
"with a little help from th local council"
thanks so much guys
i paid th fine
ridin a bicycle
a girls bike
safety bocycle
thru th fortitude valley mall
annoyed me so much
i was on a unicycle
and it's
the fortitude valley entertainment precinct
i stopped goin
+++
and five months
of th blackban
on th valley
has given me
distance
+++
gone back and
read this very same
psychic blog of mine and
wot was i thinking ?
+++
dill
+++
singin with five diffeent buskers and
i wasnt
a busker
not in th hat
+++
so i rarely got anything
from th crowd
just from th muso's
drink and
drugs
dependin on th guy
+++
and every time but one
in six yrs
i spent more
drivin in and
gettin prepared
than i came home with
+++
tokyo ghetto pussy
'i want you'
+++
dont think so
utter failure
+++
but i enjoyed it at th time
+++
course
in surfer paradise
doin th same things
got me laid
in th doorway of a nightclub
but i dont wanna
go back singin there either
+++
bit casual for me
th sex and
morticia dried up
amazing
a chick who ****s 12 times a day
+++
that part of my
psychic blog
was fun to read
and write
+++
the land surfer
has reclaimed his body
and rock n roll paulie
is such a pitiful character
we're killing him off
+++
it's my diary
can do wot i want
+++
th yonger crowd
and th blow ins
dont remember
rock n roll george
+++
gorgeous fj holden
twin fox tails
last of th bodgies
+++
wonder wot brizzy's history
will say about me
last of th hippies
+++
or somethin similar
+++
rock n roll george was an icon
for well over 20 yrs
i know we never gave im anything
+++
but ****
+++
i still miss ya man
remember drivin my beetle
into town
at 17
and cuttin off yr fj
at th light
+++
i was young and stupid
instead of
old and stupid
liek now
+++
least i ride a man;s bike
**** near fell over today
when i told him i was 44
+++
marianne faithfull
'pirate jenny'
+++
starin at my sixpack abs and
lithe body
+++
i got th wrong colour skin
to play in th valley
+++
i go from
maybe half aboriginal to
let;s be kind and say 90%
+++
and bein pirate jenny
singin liek a girl liek i do
stealin my brothers body to go out
cause he's a pretty mellow dude
+++
the land surfer
both of us
that is
jacked up
+++
i've heard one too many
racial slurs
whiel i sing
+++
makin me forget i'm
half dutch
not that they care
+++
almost as bad as
he was gunna have a sexhcnage
oh he's a girl
got a girl in him
and they only see
th girl
+++
and not th two hours
frenzied
on th edge
extreme unicycling
in th city
before i sang
one ****in note
on a strete corner
+++
nirvana
'polly'
+++
i vote with th land surfer
we kill th ****
wot say u black ?
+++
..
..
..
he walked off to grab a bourbon
blk ?
+++
"do u wish to speak to th artist known as blk"
yes pls
"i dont think it;s art"
th music jams were nice
"i got enough muso mates"
ok
+++
bob marley
'dont worry be happy'
+++
so i'll get to sing then
"i guess"
+++
"and th two""
"who still wanna sing with ya"
"outside th street"
"have both left the street"
we're in th wrong town
"are where we are"
+++
changin y sig today
"ok"
+++
my testicles
have voted
+++
looked after better
on th unicycle
no point in stopping
to sing
especially
for unrequited love
and drugs n rock n roll
+++
th drugs are as unreliable
as th women
"money"
hmmm
+++
sorry
a uncicyle
looks after
testicles
better than a woman
who generally doesnt at all
+++
led zeppelin
'gallows pole'
++++
dont tell me that u love me
u'll use my disability
to hurt me
on purpose
every chick before u
has
and every ****ing one
say she's th exception
+++
crap on bitch
+++
real man's testicles
+++
cant sit next to a woman
without
startin t produce
excess sperm
99%
dont
believe
+++
besides
only young men say they get that
in puberty
+++
wot am i gunna tell this case worker
+++
leavin magic
well out of it
+++
th witchdoctor is on a pension
for his nuts
and rolls into his case meetings
on a unicycle
+++
U2
'sunday bloody sunday'
+++
no i aint tellin ya
i was off gettin some reddies
so i can buy drugs
for th after xmas period
cause i always go dry and
last yr was hell
+++
cant ride my wheelchair
no flying drugs and
+++
crash and burn
+++
i rang kuta lady
new yrs eve
right in th middle of her fight
with barbie girl
wot are u charmed bitches gettin up to ?
i got signs breakin out on my forehead
+++
i know it;s u cause
of th condtion it's
throwin
on my face
speak
+++
dropped a gorgeous blonde
barbie girl
on th side of th highway
on new yrs eve
up there
amongst th rioters
cause you were arguin
+++
mr oizo
'flat beat'
+++
be ****ed dear
u got one very angry witchdoctor on th phone
+++
and sure enough
u put yr key in th ignition
and yr ****in car
tried to run over yr leg
th next morning
+++
didnt actually harm ya
just
give ya a bit of a fright
+++
i have to go and be a
black ****
for a bit
scuse i
..
..
..
wot did yr last ****in black **** die of ?
"he didnt move quick enough"
..
..
..
katie noonan
'what;s goin on ?'
+++
just normal human behaviour
between brothers
+++
**** yr a lazy ****
+++
can work liek a dog and then
just loves t play boss
+++
i'm wearin a sarong and
i'll have t change to shorts
oh and
i saw yr tranny friend
in th traffic on th way home
ah no
i dint tell him that
+++
when i get around to it
already put out kevvies bins and
flanders is away
so his too
and ours
+++
nirvana
'something in the way'
+++
there's a reason
i;ve got a sixpack
and u've got a paunch
young victoria smarter than u ****s
+++
watches me come and go
the land surfer
wot she sees
+++
th hard grind
puttin miles on th wheel
+++
not today gracie
bits still sore
+++
rode hard on th weekend
playin up
just at a different time
and in a different location
+++
everything pales
+++
cake
'i will survive'
+++
wot other adventures
havent i lived yet
+++
flight test
continues
on the suspension
monoshock unicycle
prototype
+++
six yrs
if it was possible
to murder a
previous personality
i'd do u ****
+++
****in addict
+++
music addict
+++
"gotta play nice for this party on th weekend"
the wake
that;s diffferent
+++
****
+++
i said
in print
i'd see paul's ban
on th valley
another six months
i wanna change it to
life
+++
i stayed outta there
for twenty yrs
th first time
+++
something for kate
'three dimensions'
+++
minimal street furniture
poorly designed
run for kiddies
not adults
+++
seen better red light district
+++
places where
th cops dont drag ya
out into th street
and stick
police sniffer dogs
at yr crutch
+++
cops wont be happy till there;s no-one there
+++
worse than a bikie gang
+++
park their cars
trucks and
wotever else
all over th entrances
+++
lean on their horn
huge loud thing
to shift ppl
no reason just
this one; pulling out
and got a young **** at th wheel
+++
caught you
th other day yougn ****
siren on
rubber gloves on
siren on
to clear th light
and gun it up th hill
and me and ht chick
both watche du
just park at th next light
in no hurry
+++
massive attack
'inertia creeps'
+++
police lady
on th telly tonight
on th news
is that th sixth or th seventh
go for drink driving this yr
drunk copper
showin up for work
+++
they'll do liek always
give em a holiday and
move em on
to a different station and
say nothing
+++
th way u ****s swagger around th valley
+++
i've watched
cause i;m sittin singin
black **** on th corner
dont exist
watched an owner
of an establishment
tears in his eyes cause
he can see wot i can see
half his clientelle
stoppin at th light
takin one look at th
inflated police presence and
bye
+++
i got to know a few of em
as they did their walkarounds
th wise manager
always checks out th competition
+++
th familiar faces
+++
or
if my ****s arent here
where are they ?
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gorillaz
'clint eastwood'
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back in a tick...
..
..
..
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U2
'the unforgettable fire'
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he's twice yr size but
u throw th gear around easier than he does
"just exercise"
truck driver
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"cant pass th drug tests"
i know
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should prove interesting hey
"stop sending me pictures"
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"we communicate here"
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how do ya wanna go rock n roll paulie ?
we all make dumb characters
that get th better of us
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"rolling"
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rock n roll paulie
sings his last song
on a street corner
mounts his unicycle and
rolls down th road
morphing into
the land surfer
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sopranos theme song
'woke up this morning'
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well
i sing
a bit better than i used to
and my drumming has improved no end
just gunna
go ****in hard
thru these six or seven
tightly packed
posts
cmon mp3 player
turn up ya ****
i can hear th bitch
tellin me how ****in cool i am
that's better
now i'm ****ing land surfing
first one to ask
where's yr other wheel ?
gets the
it';s up th arse of th last **** who asked
i'm sure he'll let u have it
once he figures out
how to get it out
<<< smile >>>
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..
..
pirate jenny
and
"black"
in
the adventures of the land surfer
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p.s.
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pink floyd
'sheep'
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Attention:
The Society for Cutting Up Bicycles
SCUD
is back online
now at myspace.com
under th guise of
kuta witchdoctor 009
it's wicked
but ht spells work