Things you overhear.

[Martin Dann]

I was walking past the entrance of a local hospital today and there was
a woman stood outside with a couple of plod next to her.

Woman "I thought my driving was quite good."
Plod "No, you skidded and crashed into a barrier."


Martin.

[Ambrose Nankivell]

Martin Dann wrote:
> I was walking past the entrance of a local hospital today and there
> was a woman stood outside with a couple of plod next to her.
>
> Woman "I thought my driving was quite good."
> Plod "No, you skidded and crashed into a barrier."

Things you overhear outside my local hospital:

Me: If you don't move your car [from the yellow cross-hatchings between the
hospital drive and the ambulance dropoff point at A&E] immediately I'm
putting my D-lock through your window.

OK, you only hear it in my imagination, but if you look closely at my ears,
you may see the blood vapour venting out of them.

A