the land surfer
February 24th 07, 02:46 AM
surfing in th city on one wheel
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hey there stupid psychic blog
+++
well
say
something stupid
+++
pink floyd
'pigs'(three different ones)
+++
th pigs were well behaved
left me alone
+++
six bourbons
to settle th stomach and
half a baggie of
weed
+++
dropped into th city
mid evening
+++
this guy
offered me some small change
to do im a trick
couldnt understand why refused im
+++
thought th
original biker jeans
would of been his first clue
+++
th old suspension unicycle
well
new
slidin feircely
on a bald tyre
+++
one guy
did
nab me at a post
to get a photo
weird
did it th chick's way
+++
so i didnt stop
when th chick in th upmarket cafe
was complaining
i was goin too fast
she tryin to take a piccie
+++
came out of th cafe
into a set of three
offline posts
+++
nippleclamp
was tossin from side t side like
well like nothing else on earth
+++
after cruisin brizzy city
and south bank
i tooled down to th
fortitude valley
for a late mid evening ride
+++
one full lap and
a coupel blitzes thru th mall
shaving trees
****in low flying trees
got back to th car
int h church carpark and
out of pot and
th bourbon all gone
time to leave
didnt make it
th river
kingsford smith drive
when th arse fell out of th sky
****ed down
for ninety percent of th car journey home
didnt get a drop
on th unicycle man
normal magic
+++
five chicks
in one of th valley nightclubs
went spare at me
+++
was in th middle of th road
+++
sweating hard and
running for th car
+++
i dont know
th rain is about to hit
still concentrating
on keepin th plot
upright
but th pace is up
+++
had a little fun
playin slaloms
with th cars
on th big road
this four wheel drive
had a unicycle overtake him
and take th
angled gutter clean
+++
beat u off th line
+++
and th crowd
on th footpath
wasnt expecting it
they never do
+++
did th unthinkable in town
didnt jump onto th traffic island
dismounted and
did a
freemount on th thing
it's cheating
+++
hadnt ridden five mintues
till i was bailed up
on th side of th road
by a young lovely
under 20
askin me all kinds of questions
+++
was worth stopping for
and no camera
+++
chris isaak
'wicked game'
+++
got one
young man
jaywalking
who thought he was tough
+++
but he couldnt catch me
+++
th 24
goes hard
+++
nearly ****in got im
+++
dove into his mates for protection
+++
ah well
+++
rode thru another cafe
i'm not supposed to
missed th waiter by inches
he zigged when he should of zagged
+++
talk about change of direction
+++
i had to
check
throw it th other way form my planned route and
clear th cafe's sign
all good
but
****in close
+++
best option is
dont move
no ****in brakes
+++
did th
bleep bleep thing
on th bridge crossing
some of th tourists
just love
to block th whole walkway
+++
not with ****in me here matey
+++
it;s says no
girls bikes
that;s a
bicycle
with a slash thru it
painted on th surface
i spit on u
+++
didnt hit any pedestrians
+++
th warning light
under th shockie
has new batteries
wot dragged me home really was
th mp3 player battery ran out
used all th spares and
tiem to head to th car
follow th magic
+++
pj harvey
'teclo'
+++
th music has stopped
i can hear th chicks and guys
in th clubs
yellin at me as i pass
too clear
+++
can i
jump th gutter
he asked me at th light
yeah man
and gave him a demo
nippleclamp
just loves
jumpin off things
+++
outside th
cultural heart i
went surfing on
th angled
concrete banks
+++
so weird with a bald tyre
she hits and
slides before th edge knobbies
find traction
th whole plot
twists
+++
th shockie takes up th
bump and
ya make it look easy nippleclamp
+++
my sharkfin
on th helmet
beware low flying trees
is a bit loose
startin to affect th
ride
+++
when i jinked
i could feel it
slightly out of phase
+++
havent replaced th wire in it
i used to get back into th car that night
down surfers paradise way
cant afford to come to th beach
sorry
+++
the black eyed peas
'the boogie that be'
+++
this chick went right off
i was goin way too fast
+++
my laneway was
less than two feet wide and i was
at full noise
if that waiter turns around
he's goin thru those tables
didnt happen
+++
had to pick th picks in one
no brakes but
if my arms go over my head
to help slow me down and
i wave em about
so you will see me coming
nippleclamp under full braking
th shockie
goes under load and
th inherent antidive kicks in
starts throwin my whole weight
backwards
to help
made it
again
but we came to a fullstop
could of
done th
no brakes spiel but
i just walked th beast
with wheel still spinning thru th
too full crowd and
remounted on th road
+++
into th traffic
and look for th next
entrance to th sidewalk
where th route looks interesting
findin new
paths thru
unexplored posts
they building so much in brizzie
+++
some of th cutbacks
olympic class
+++
a perfect circle
'thomas'
+++
made it thru an interesting set
of six posts
and i;d clipped two
one was a pedal hit
on post four
post five was lookin dodgie
+++
so forgiving
nippleclamp
was trackin straight and true
round post five
course
post six was on th gutter
and not enough room
on th outsid eof th curve
i felt th tyre
ridin th chamfer
on th gutter edge
we're not
upright
th unicycle is leaning
th wrong way
in th corner
and my body compensating
or we wont make it
+++
lucky there wa sno car parked there
reckon i still
would of attempted it though
th cutback
too nice
+++
and three leggy blondes
to th left of th last post
at this speed
it;s my only option
+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'track no 04'
+++
did
have to listen to their comments
in th easy section
+++
wot u singin abotu pushup bras man ?
+++
anyway
+++
havent worn th side knobs off th tyre yet and
nippleclamp
still slidin over th
angled traffic islands
almost clean
+++
cant believe th slides
that she's lettin go by
+++
dancin so fine
i had to
drop into th
auditaureum
with th baby bum floor
and blow out four chicks in there
droppin a couple slides
+++
just passin thru
+++
man she squeeled
by time she turned around
from tellin her friend
i;d nearly exited up th ramp
+++
she doesnt wanna ride slow tonight
th s pack falcon
broke every speed limit
on th way into town
+++
powderfinger
'since you;ve been gone'
+++
th witchdoctor's
car
+++
s pack
shoudlnt have drum brake rear end
low geared diff
fast off th line for a measly six but
it deserves it;s
s pack badge
+++
slides thru th traffic
much like nippleclamp
thru th ppl traffic
+++
gaps just
appear
+++
cars in front
hit th blinker and
take th other lane
+++
just
one blink of th flasher
tellin th other road users
which lane she's
slidin into
next
+++
140 k's plus
past th second b double
+++
th rain
finally turned down th
adrenalin rush
couldnt stay in th left lane
aquaplaing
sub tropical downpour
th gutters not
gettin rid of it fast enough
+++
after my third aqua plane ride
at speed
i eased off
+++
got hoem to find
little brother
about to go to bed
i'm into th shower for
a quick hose off
th sweat man
good timing
+++
been foir surf
**** it;s rainin hard
never got a drop on me
till i jumped out of th car
soaked
+++
unknown artist
'track 1'
+++
ah ****
only one cone lef tint h mullbowl
have to go see one of
dealers in th morning
+++
hmm
got a discount
tiny bit of kiff
int h bottom of th bag
smoeks nice though
go hard ya ****in pudknockers
..
..
..
pirate jenny
"black"
'james boing"
+++
p.s.
+++
nirvana
'stay away'
+++
+++
hey there stupid psychic blog
+++
well
say
something stupid
+++
pink floyd
'pigs'(three different ones)
+++
th pigs were well behaved
left me alone
+++
six bourbons
to settle th stomach and
half a baggie of
weed
+++
dropped into th city
mid evening
+++
this guy
offered me some small change
to do im a trick
couldnt understand why refused im
+++
thought th
original biker jeans
would of been his first clue
+++
th old suspension unicycle
well
new
slidin feircely
on a bald tyre
+++
one guy
did
nab me at a post
to get a photo
weird
did it th chick's way
+++
so i didnt stop
when th chick in th upmarket cafe
was complaining
i was goin too fast
she tryin to take a piccie
+++
came out of th cafe
into a set of three
offline posts
+++
nippleclamp
was tossin from side t side like
well like nothing else on earth
+++
after cruisin brizzy city
and south bank
i tooled down to th
fortitude valley
for a late mid evening ride
+++
one full lap and
a coupel blitzes thru th mall
shaving trees
****in low flying trees
got back to th car
int h church carpark and
out of pot and
th bourbon all gone
time to leave
didnt make it
th river
kingsford smith drive
when th arse fell out of th sky
****ed down
for ninety percent of th car journey home
didnt get a drop
on th unicycle man
normal magic
+++
five chicks
in one of th valley nightclubs
went spare at me
+++
was in th middle of th road
+++
sweating hard and
running for th car
+++
i dont know
th rain is about to hit
still concentrating
on keepin th plot
upright
but th pace is up
+++
had a little fun
playin slaloms
with th cars
on th big road
this four wheel drive
had a unicycle overtake him
and take th
angled gutter clean
+++
beat u off th line
+++
and th crowd
on th footpath
wasnt expecting it
they never do
+++
did th unthinkable in town
didnt jump onto th traffic island
dismounted and
did a
freemount on th thing
it's cheating
+++
hadnt ridden five mintues
till i was bailed up
on th side of th road
by a young lovely
under 20
askin me all kinds of questions
+++
was worth stopping for
and no camera
+++
chris isaak
'wicked game'
+++
got one
young man
jaywalking
who thought he was tough
+++
but he couldnt catch me
+++
th 24
goes hard
+++
nearly ****in got im
+++
dove into his mates for protection
+++
ah well
+++
rode thru another cafe
i'm not supposed to
missed th waiter by inches
he zigged when he should of zagged
+++
talk about change of direction
+++
i had to
check
throw it th other way form my planned route and
clear th cafe's sign
all good
but
****in close
+++
best option is
dont move
no ****in brakes
+++
did th
bleep bleep thing
on th bridge crossing
some of th tourists
just love
to block th whole walkway
+++
not with ****in me here matey
+++
it;s says no
girls bikes
that;s a
bicycle
with a slash thru it
painted on th surface
i spit on u
+++
didnt hit any pedestrians
+++
th warning light
under th shockie
has new batteries
wot dragged me home really was
th mp3 player battery ran out
used all th spares and
tiem to head to th car
follow th magic
+++
pj harvey
'teclo'
+++
th music has stopped
i can hear th chicks and guys
in th clubs
yellin at me as i pass
too clear
+++
can i
jump th gutter
he asked me at th light
yeah man
and gave him a demo
nippleclamp
just loves
jumpin off things
+++
outside th
cultural heart i
went surfing on
th angled
concrete banks
+++
so weird with a bald tyre
she hits and
slides before th edge knobbies
find traction
th whole plot
twists
+++
th shockie takes up th
bump and
ya make it look easy nippleclamp
+++
my sharkfin
on th helmet
beware low flying trees
is a bit loose
startin to affect th
ride
+++
when i jinked
i could feel it
slightly out of phase
+++
havent replaced th wire in it
i used to get back into th car that night
down surfers paradise way
cant afford to come to th beach
sorry
+++
the black eyed peas
'the boogie that be'
+++
this chick went right off
i was goin way too fast
+++
my laneway was
less than two feet wide and i was
at full noise
if that waiter turns around
he's goin thru those tables
didnt happen
+++
had to pick th picks in one
no brakes but
if my arms go over my head
to help slow me down and
i wave em about
so you will see me coming
nippleclamp under full braking
th shockie
goes under load and
th inherent antidive kicks in
starts throwin my whole weight
backwards
to help
made it
again
but we came to a fullstop
could of
done th
no brakes spiel but
i just walked th beast
with wheel still spinning thru th
too full crowd and
remounted on th road
+++
into th traffic
and look for th next
entrance to th sidewalk
where th route looks interesting
findin new
paths thru
unexplored posts
they building so much in brizzie
+++
some of th cutbacks
olympic class
+++
a perfect circle
'thomas'
+++
made it thru an interesting set
of six posts
and i;d clipped two
one was a pedal hit
on post four
post five was lookin dodgie
+++
so forgiving
nippleclamp
was trackin straight and true
round post five
course
post six was on th gutter
and not enough room
on th outsid eof th curve
i felt th tyre
ridin th chamfer
on th gutter edge
we're not
upright
th unicycle is leaning
th wrong way
in th corner
and my body compensating
or we wont make it
+++
lucky there wa sno car parked there
reckon i still
would of attempted it though
th cutback
too nice
+++
and three leggy blondes
to th left of th last post
at this speed
it;s my only option
+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'track no 04'
+++
did
have to listen to their comments
in th easy section
+++
wot u singin abotu pushup bras man ?
+++
anyway
+++
havent worn th side knobs off th tyre yet and
nippleclamp
still slidin over th
angled traffic islands
almost clean
+++
cant believe th slides
that she's lettin go by
+++
dancin so fine
i had to
drop into th
auditaureum
with th baby bum floor
and blow out four chicks in there
droppin a couple slides
+++
just passin thru
+++
man she squeeled
by time she turned around
from tellin her friend
i;d nearly exited up th ramp
+++
she doesnt wanna ride slow tonight
th s pack falcon
broke every speed limit
on th way into town
+++
powderfinger
'since you;ve been gone'
+++
th witchdoctor's
car
+++
s pack
shoudlnt have drum brake rear end
low geared diff
fast off th line for a measly six but
it deserves it;s
s pack badge
+++
slides thru th traffic
much like nippleclamp
thru th ppl traffic
+++
gaps just
appear
+++
cars in front
hit th blinker and
take th other lane
+++
just
one blink of th flasher
tellin th other road users
which lane she's
slidin into
next
+++
140 k's plus
past th second b double
+++
th rain
finally turned down th
adrenalin rush
couldnt stay in th left lane
aquaplaing
sub tropical downpour
th gutters not
gettin rid of it fast enough
+++
after my third aqua plane ride
at speed
i eased off
+++
got hoem to find
little brother
about to go to bed
i'm into th shower for
a quick hose off
th sweat man
good timing
+++
been foir surf
**** it;s rainin hard
never got a drop on me
till i jumped out of th car
soaked
+++
unknown artist
'track 1'
+++
ah ****
only one cone lef tint h mullbowl
have to go see one of
dealers in th morning
+++
hmm
got a discount
tiny bit of kiff
int h bottom of th bag
smoeks nice though
go hard ya ****in pudknockers
..
..
..
pirate jenny
"black"
'james boing"
+++
p.s.
+++
nirvana
'stay away'
+++