the land surfer
February 24th 07, 01:51 PM
Respect
+++
thanks man
made th unicycle man feel real warm
hi psychic blog
+++
tenacious d
'friendship'
+++
just smokin some drugs
lay amongst yrselves
..
..
..
i'm home befor emidnight
black was adamant
i aint singin on th street corners
said hi to theo but
i aint stoppin theo
no way
+++
nippleclamp
th suspension unicycle
got thrashed
+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'track no08'
+++
this bike pig
sorry
copper
asked me in th traffic
on edward street
if my helmet
under th shark fin
was legal
waddya reckon ?
+++
he did smile
+++
and left me in peace
+++
followin th cop car
down edward street
+++
we ad some fun
+++
i actually wore a shirt
and kept it on
all in black
even had shoes on
first time for everything
+++
th black slacks are
cantankerous
on one wheel though
gotta do some sewing
+++
hmmm
th hot blonde on that door
waved at me tonight too
it's all good
+++
might be 45
might be
+++
funny
th rain started
two mintues out form home
in th car on th drive home
last night it was
two minutes after i left town
+++
mentioned
mini minor girl
in last nights blog
+++
cute
+++
drivin into town tonight
i get stuck behind this brick with like
ms mini
as her number plate
not th same girl
+++
david byrne
'like humans do'(radio edit)
+++
i laughed though
+++
Respect
u make it worthwhile man
**** doin it for th love
+++
and **** singin
on street corners till dawn
doesnt get me any more laid
+++
sing like a
girl
they treat ya like one
**** that
+++
sorry theo
really
+++
black will not sing
+++
we departed
the fortitude valley
before eleven
+++
bad luck
us runnin into u
+++
yr early
+++
we miss more
than half th crowd
playin before midnight
but i wont be caught singing
+++
eight months now
will it ever
stop haunting me
+++
more drugs over here ...
scuse i
..
..
..
+++
limp bizkit
'my way or the highway'
+++
my nose is still out of joint
just
too many ppl
played with me
whiel i was singing
had enough
they dont ****
+++
wont get off th wheel
+++
least i get respect on th wheel
+++
even from th dreaded bike coppers
+++
**** he had a grin on his face
on edward street
mid evening
playin in th traffic
+++
man th traffic islands
got a beating
+++
my old man
long passed
had a few words in my ear
when we saw th hot blonde in
grey street
made me silly
+++
hit th transition
onto th footpath at
full noise and
th unicycle got air
just before duckin round th
outside post
+++
and then straight into th slalom
wot hot blonde ?
+++
besides
th three chicks down th way were
more vocal than she was
ta
+++
some really
really
nice slides
+++
on a man's bike
+++
did my usual
uip th blidn ppl's bumpos
in th queen street mall
most folk dont even know why they;re there
+++
bobby mcferrin
'dont worry be happy'
+++
top of th valley
huge line to th door
that nightclub has
fired
+++
i came up th street th wrong way
cuttin off cars
that are travellin too fast
i can talk
averaged
140 k's in th s pack on th way home
just
th suspension dont work right
till 140
+++
but
i dont do it in th
human traffic
in th entertainment zone
not with
two ton of metal
protectin my body at th time anyway
+++
i dunno
+++
didnt that **** slow down
aimed straight at im
+++
u'll swerve before i will
technically hittin a pedestrian
+++
they value their duco
+++
four girls in a car
and i was playin slaloms
in th traffic
goin th wrong weay
ah me
+++
only six bourbons inside so
not really serious
takes
nine
+++
th street
didnt provide
i came home
+++
i've read my diary
thanks all th same
and thanks for th screams
and th very many devil signs
+++
only one ****head
throwin me a fake
high five
+++
they think it;s funny
+++
th real one;s
outnumber th fakes
a hundred to one
+++
u a minor player in th night
+++
machine gun fellatio
'just b'coz'
+++
maybe he's doin it because
no-one
will be throwin him high fives
+++
i took a whoel lane
and just dawdled
th taxi driver
lost patience
still didnt bother me
+++
been under two taxis
without a scratch
i trust my riding
+++
and just enough weed inside me
it;s
interesting
+++
when someone
grabs yr hand
and gives it a squeeze
and murmurs
respect
+++
makes th guy who screamed out
why dont u get a job
kinda
small
+++
i'll take th
thousands of smiles
directed at me
and u can deal with
yr own low self esteem
+++
dont need
to reach out for th post just
ride up and
lean on it
+++
so many yrs
+++
kevin bloody wilson
'the festival of life'
+++
it was a good surf
saw enough
dripping pussy
+++
had my fill and
it doenst ****
+++
well
a 45 yr old man anyway
wallet;s too skinny
just reality
+++
but i giggle
on th drive in
and on th surf on one wheel
all thru th big city and
all th way home
+++
**** th car was fun
on th freeway
th senses so
refined and
smooth
after surfin on th land for
a coupel hours
th sweat still dryin and
th car is tracking
exactly where i want it
+++
and nice and dry tonight
i know where th rbt;s are
didnt see one and
u know it
didnt see a pig all th way home
+++
it's all good
+++
love passin hot lookin commodores
doin th speed limit
although
they;ve taken off
their
no fear stickers
with a fifty k speed differential
+++
th low geared diff
ya just stab th bitch and
off we go
+++
portishead
'all mine'
+++
th sharpest
edge
+++
huggin th
inside edge
on th apex
right on th edge
at 160 plus
+++
****in thing came hoem liek liquid silk
+++
th witchdoctor's car
it's reputation is
well
liek joshie told paris hilton;s cousin
just get in it
it always gets where it;s goin
+++
**** he;s a blowout queen
+++
just cause it had no brake lights at th time
+++
u'll get over it man
i have
+++
no more magic than i am
+++
bjork
'one day'
+++
home safe
from playin outlaw again
+++
and th bike pig was almost
pleasant
+++
i dunno man
+++
had little fun
in th botanic gardens and
wasnt quite as rank
in south bank tonight
last night
th arches got a hammering
love doin slaloms
thru th trees
+++
in grey street
some of th trees
have
steel protectors
+++
at knee height
+++
i ttook two hits to th right knee
neither brought th wheel down but
both were on
steel posts
normal ones
and then once
after th shower
walkin in th bedroom door
always th way
+++
yoga later
or th
extreme unicyclist legs
will try to insert emselves in my arse
while i sleep
+++
hell of a way to wake up
gotta walk it down
+++
heat still
pounding out of my body
+++
still sweating
been home an hour
a fantastic surf
+++
nice legs
+++
really really nice legs
+++
tenacious d
'one note song'
+++
massive attack
'hymn of the big wheel'
+++
nippleclamp
ya mad suspension unicycle
leave th blonde alone
ya dont know where she;s been
+++
i count five times
i turned left and
u turned right
wot ****s me is
all five times
u were right
+++
just
dont have as much control
in sandshoes
and kept em on
for th whoel ride
+++
least they were dunlop volleys
+++
all safety bicycle are girls bikes
+++
by definition
+++
dont take me to task
i will kill for it
+++
i do not ride
a girls bike
+++
th fine has been paid off
+++
but th big wheel
hasnt forgiven anybody
it doesnt liek bein fined
for bein a safety bicycle
+++
th wizard has still got th ****s
+++
eigth months
+++
and i'm home befor emidnight
+++
right then
wher's that ****in grous eporn ?
..
..
..
pirate jenny
"black"
'james boing"
+++
p.s.
get a little white dog up ya
+++
bob marley
'jammin'
+++
not stopping
no way...
+++
thanks man
made th unicycle man feel real warm
hi psychic blog
+++
tenacious d
'friendship'
+++
just smokin some drugs
lay amongst yrselves
..
..
..
i'm home befor emidnight
black was adamant
i aint singin on th street corners
said hi to theo but
i aint stoppin theo
no way
+++
nippleclamp
th suspension unicycle
got thrashed
+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'track no08'
+++
this bike pig
sorry
copper
asked me in th traffic
on edward street
if my helmet
under th shark fin
was legal
waddya reckon ?
+++
he did smile
+++
and left me in peace
+++
followin th cop car
down edward street
+++
we ad some fun
+++
i actually wore a shirt
and kept it on
all in black
even had shoes on
first time for everything
+++
th black slacks are
cantankerous
on one wheel though
gotta do some sewing
+++
hmmm
th hot blonde on that door
waved at me tonight too
it's all good
+++
might be 45
might be
+++
funny
th rain started
two mintues out form home
in th car on th drive home
last night it was
two minutes after i left town
+++
mentioned
mini minor girl
in last nights blog
+++
cute
+++
drivin into town tonight
i get stuck behind this brick with like
ms mini
as her number plate
not th same girl
+++
david byrne
'like humans do'(radio edit)
+++
i laughed though
+++
Respect
u make it worthwhile man
**** doin it for th love
+++
and **** singin
on street corners till dawn
doesnt get me any more laid
+++
sing like a
girl
they treat ya like one
**** that
+++
sorry theo
really
+++
black will not sing
+++
we departed
the fortitude valley
before eleven
+++
bad luck
us runnin into u
+++
yr early
+++
we miss more
than half th crowd
playin before midnight
but i wont be caught singing
+++
eight months now
will it ever
stop haunting me
+++
more drugs over here ...
scuse i
..
..
..
+++
limp bizkit
'my way or the highway'
+++
my nose is still out of joint
just
too many ppl
played with me
whiel i was singing
had enough
they dont ****
+++
wont get off th wheel
+++
least i get respect on th wheel
+++
even from th dreaded bike coppers
+++
**** he had a grin on his face
on edward street
mid evening
playin in th traffic
+++
man th traffic islands
got a beating
+++
my old man
long passed
had a few words in my ear
when we saw th hot blonde in
grey street
made me silly
+++
hit th transition
onto th footpath at
full noise and
th unicycle got air
just before duckin round th
outside post
+++
and then straight into th slalom
wot hot blonde ?
+++
besides
th three chicks down th way were
more vocal than she was
ta
+++
some really
really
nice slides
+++
on a man's bike
+++
did my usual
uip th blidn ppl's bumpos
in th queen street mall
most folk dont even know why they;re there
+++
bobby mcferrin
'dont worry be happy'
+++
top of th valley
huge line to th door
that nightclub has
fired
+++
i came up th street th wrong way
cuttin off cars
that are travellin too fast
i can talk
averaged
140 k's in th s pack on th way home
just
th suspension dont work right
till 140
+++
but
i dont do it in th
human traffic
in th entertainment zone
not with
two ton of metal
protectin my body at th time anyway
+++
i dunno
+++
didnt that **** slow down
aimed straight at im
+++
u'll swerve before i will
technically hittin a pedestrian
+++
they value their duco
+++
four girls in a car
and i was playin slaloms
in th traffic
goin th wrong weay
ah me
+++
only six bourbons inside so
not really serious
takes
nine
+++
th street
didnt provide
i came home
+++
i've read my diary
thanks all th same
and thanks for th screams
and th very many devil signs
+++
only one ****head
throwin me a fake
high five
+++
they think it;s funny
+++
th real one;s
outnumber th fakes
a hundred to one
+++
u a minor player in th night
+++
machine gun fellatio
'just b'coz'
+++
maybe he's doin it because
no-one
will be throwin him high fives
+++
i took a whoel lane
and just dawdled
th taxi driver
lost patience
still didnt bother me
+++
been under two taxis
without a scratch
i trust my riding
+++
and just enough weed inside me
it;s
interesting
+++
when someone
grabs yr hand
and gives it a squeeze
and murmurs
respect
+++
makes th guy who screamed out
why dont u get a job
kinda
small
+++
i'll take th
thousands of smiles
directed at me
and u can deal with
yr own low self esteem
+++
dont need
to reach out for th post just
ride up and
lean on it
+++
so many yrs
+++
kevin bloody wilson
'the festival of life'
+++
it was a good surf
saw enough
dripping pussy
+++
had my fill and
it doenst ****
+++
well
a 45 yr old man anyway
wallet;s too skinny
just reality
+++
but i giggle
on th drive in
and on th surf on one wheel
all thru th big city and
all th way home
+++
**** th car was fun
on th freeway
th senses so
refined and
smooth
after surfin on th land for
a coupel hours
th sweat still dryin and
th car is tracking
exactly where i want it
+++
and nice and dry tonight
i know where th rbt;s are
didnt see one and
u know it
didnt see a pig all th way home
+++
it's all good
+++
love passin hot lookin commodores
doin th speed limit
although
they;ve taken off
their
no fear stickers
with a fifty k speed differential
+++
th low geared diff
ya just stab th bitch and
off we go
+++
portishead
'all mine'
+++
th sharpest
edge
+++
huggin th
inside edge
on th apex
right on th edge
at 160 plus
+++
****in thing came hoem liek liquid silk
+++
th witchdoctor's car
it's reputation is
well
liek joshie told paris hilton;s cousin
just get in it
it always gets where it;s goin
+++
**** he;s a blowout queen
+++
just cause it had no brake lights at th time
+++
u'll get over it man
i have
+++
no more magic than i am
+++
bjork
'one day'
+++
home safe
from playin outlaw again
+++
and th bike pig was almost
pleasant
+++
i dunno man
+++
had little fun
in th botanic gardens and
wasnt quite as rank
in south bank tonight
last night
th arches got a hammering
love doin slaloms
thru th trees
+++
in grey street
some of th trees
have
steel protectors
+++
at knee height
+++
i ttook two hits to th right knee
neither brought th wheel down but
both were on
steel posts
normal ones
and then once
after th shower
walkin in th bedroom door
always th way
+++
yoga later
or th
extreme unicyclist legs
will try to insert emselves in my arse
while i sleep
+++
hell of a way to wake up
gotta walk it down
+++
heat still
pounding out of my body
+++
still sweating
been home an hour
a fantastic surf
+++
nice legs
+++
really really nice legs
+++
tenacious d
'one note song'
+++
massive attack
'hymn of the big wheel'
+++
nippleclamp
ya mad suspension unicycle
leave th blonde alone
ya dont know where she;s been
+++
i count five times
i turned left and
u turned right
wot ****s me is
all five times
u were right
+++
just
dont have as much control
in sandshoes
and kept em on
for th whoel ride
+++
least they were dunlop volleys
+++
all safety bicycle are girls bikes
+++
by definition
+++
dont take me to task
i will kill for it
+++
i do not ride
a girls bike
+++
th fine has been paid off
+++
but th big wheel
hasnt forgiven anybody
it doesnt liek bein fined
for bein a safety bicycle
+++
th wizard has still got th ****s
+++
eigth months
+++
and i'm home befor emidnight
+++
right then
wher's that ****in grous eporn ?
..
..
..
pirate jenny
"black"
'james boing"
+++
p.s.
get a little white dog up ya
+++
bob marley
'jammin'
+++
not stopping
no way...