the land surfer
February 25th 07, 11:16 AM
5
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one of my better
psychic blog page
titles
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james blunt
'goodbye my lover'
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dont think th blog agrees
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i asked yesterday
has yr litle one walked yet dear
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she got in her car today
th neighbour lady and
said her little one
walked for th first time
alone
last night
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i know when to ask
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kevin bloody wilson
'wow did i get whacked'
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everythin is connected
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my car
with th too stiif suspension
that only works at speed
and my unicycle
stuck in sports mode
th shockie just
doesnt work hard
till th unicycle is at full noise
+++
although
last night
i did show some folks in th city
how ya can
jump up and down on th seat and
th top half of th unicycle
bounces up and down
and
th wheel tracks straight and
true
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more drugs over here
we're running out
again
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th Qi penthouse is up for sale again paulo
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no comment hey
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ya'd have to have
ten parachutes in a cupboard
to entertain
+++
th psychic ether
would be quieter up there
"says u"
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sopranos theme song
'woke up this morning'
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floating in a tincan
about a hundred and fifty miles up
ah look
a satellite piccie of oz
just popped up on th telly
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high maintenance little girl
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jeez yr pushin hard jeannette
+++
mine and black's diary has
started runnin in circles
+++
but
the land surfer
rightfully reclaimed his blog
the adventures of th land surfer
over th weekend
+++
th witchdoctor must be havin a bludge again
+++
city high
'city high anthem'
+++
with th land surfer dude
hittin th city two nights running
surfing on one wheel
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and my blog
only havin recorded
one percent of wot th unicycle meets
+++
look its a
unicycle
where's yr other wheel ?
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they never learn
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i know it's cool
shut th **** up
+++
but that taxi driver
holdin his car door
shut those five inches
so i could
ride off th
ledge
was kinda nice
+++
damn
i rode down th casino's stairs again
+++
and played
on th edge of th water feature
over at south bank
the land surfer dude
is off again
+++
the offspring
'why dont you get a job?'
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i dont get it ****head
i'm just out here surfing
on one wheel
it;s not like
i go tmy hand out
or a hat
that u put money in
i came home without a cent
you sure yr funny ?
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britney attacked a pparazo;s car
with an umbrealla
will she be th first
to open up on em with a
sub machine gun
it will happen
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if it happened to me
i;d shoot th first one in a week
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no ****
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i shot him in th leg
so he couldnt run after me
to take piccies
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felt threatened
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well that chick last night
in that upmarket cafe
didnt get her piccie
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jewel
'do you want to play ?'
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not particularly
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mean failure rate of th human vagina too high
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why should i be nice to you ?
+++
u wont give me anything
+++
and i'll still
ahve to listen to ****heads
yellin out
why dont u get a job ?
i'm allergic to chicks
here eat this lead
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couldnt drive a greasy stick up a dog;s arse
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jewel
'i wont walk away'
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ok
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let's not go there
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havent decided
which skeptic to whack yet
it'll come to me
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one of ya's is goin down
love my job
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elvis costello
'watching the detectives'
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i will have to
inform th critter beforehand
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a nicely worded
death threat
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hey black
u just filled th mullbowl
th black work is minimal this week
are u mad ?
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got some things he wants to do and
he promised a baggie on tick if
th pills go too spare
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while we're dry can we
do a search on th net
spin th wheels and
pcik our next victim
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th work of a psychic killer
is never done
course
it's just knowin
when th prick is gunna die but
it;s wot we do with that knowledge
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maybe if i send th death threat6
to another skeptic organisation
to keep th thing
pure
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hmmm
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a perfect circle
'blue'
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dont tell anyone
i'm gunna kill this **** but
i'll give seven days notice
of his death
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i need an extra
special
spell
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and narrowed my choice
down to
3
skeptical organisations
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from 5
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my psychic gift
will tell me which one
to pick on
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come on man
it;s fair
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and
i dont have to play by yr rules
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th prize offered is
too small
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wont look after me long enough
easier to kill ya
+++
one of ya's
is not long for this world
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metallica
'frantic'
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mr pinero
+++
?
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oh
a heinlein story
sorry
my mind leaks
+++
a week out from yr death
i should be able to provide u with
seven days notcie
history says
i can do it
+++
u deserve it ****
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so i'll naturally
make it real messie
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when th timing is right
my timing
**** your rules
+++
i break th rules of th universe
you think i'm gunna sit
in a room of your choosing
or even meet u half way
not ****in likely
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i've done th impossible
more times than i can count
even
jumpin into skatebowls on a unicycle
found that harder
than killin ppl magically
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tism
'i'm on the drug'
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i'm a ****
i want yr psychic prize
without doin any
of yr tests
i'll win
either way
u will die
one day
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which i'll get psychic notice of
and use to scare yr family
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and friends
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i know
i'm a ****
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he deserves it
down to three
organisations
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started with soemthing like 33
made th witchdoctors desk a ****fright
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machine gun fellatio
'the mirrorball's starting to rock MK II'
+++
****in webpages
all over th thing
casting
with th black magic
worst kind
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which one's spiel
****s me off th most
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**** that
who do i wanna kill ?
go with th flow
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but i still
got three of them mobs
to go thru th names and
wot **** comin out of their mouths
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hmm
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i'd liek to see this guy with
three clips from an
ak 47
in im
can probably arrange that
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preferr he died of
natural causes
always makes my kills look better
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"clean, legally speaking"
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christopher skase
<<< smile >>>
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dead ****
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the kinks
'days'
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7
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thank u kuta
it's a nice gift
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i do more for
my psychic brethren
to kill these ****s
than to claim their prize
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my rules are slippery though
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but for u
my best magic
i'll give
a yr out from yr death
a month out from yr death and
a week out from yr death
early death notices
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just have t wait
for that right
timing
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th first name will
jsut appear in fornt of me
some
weird search i
bopped into
clicking thru on th internet
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give me something
supposedly random
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?
'track 13'
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yeah that'll do psychic blog
u magic or soemthin ?
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if you could only read my mind - lyric
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u can
i'm coming to kill u
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****
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sorry
skeptical ****
is it
me ?
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could bee
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i'll know
u wont
nice trained gift
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kill this **** for me
hmm
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ok
kill this **** then
hmm
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look these
islamic terrorist ****s
are really givin us th ****s man
hmm
a hundred thousand dead
th next day
in northern pakistan
iran and
a few other places
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well alright then
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who we gunna pick on nxt
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romeo void
'never say never'
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i wouldnt
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i'm not th only one with
radar love in this
psychic secret service
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just
i'm the unicycle man
i'm used to stickin out
while i do my thing
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ride down th main street
of th big city
in th wrong direction
at night
amongst th traffic
on nippleclamp
monoshock extreme unicycle
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let it all hang out
no bugger watches
u know
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they judge in
three milliseconds
oh
yr ridin a unicycle
i'll have to run out
into th foot deep surf
and crash tackle u
cause yr a clown
cause yr ridin
on one wheel
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****heads
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nearly got that punch in
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four guys holdin me back
i wont telegraph nxt time
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nearly destroyed my
not waterproof mp3 player
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**** that thing and
they be takin piccies of th clown
stranglin u
live
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no **** pays me
not here to entertain u
yr a ****head
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he assaulted me
i assaulted him back
i'm better at it than he is
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well
he didnt see my
3 yrs of kickboxer training
he saw a
clown
in th surf
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jewel
'break me'
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why not just
run out with a cricket bat and
kinghit me
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i mean
smartarse black
****
ridin a unicycle in th surf
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it;s ok man
i dont make anything out of it
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and this is oz
safe from seein black faces
on commercial tv
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u attacked
an official witchdoctor
doin a ceremony
in th surf
with th land
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the land surfer
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but was it funny man ?
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windmilling
into a coon
with th audacity
to ride a unicycle
in th surf
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shouild fo
blown yr hea doff
for assaulting my person
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i was a minder
in th carnival
for seventeen yrs
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the prodigy
'firestarter'
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really twist their heads britney
shoot th nxt one in th leg
so he cant run after u
u can afford th lawyers
and yr emotional state was
one of
being under seige
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dont know why
nicole kidman
hasnt shot one before now
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get that actress
in th courtroom
with a
silk
and she;d walk scott free
and take damages
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kneecap th ****s
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teach em some respect
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should only have to do it
once
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three clips man
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if she evr takes up with me
i'll put 3 full clips in ya
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i'm already licensed to kill and
an outlaw
anyway
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i want my
360000 other
kills
enterd into th record
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i have some admissions to make
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machine gun fellatio
'chase th dragon'
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not to mention that guy
who still reckons
i had a pig rifle
all th way down his throat
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if i was gunna kull u ****
i;d have th
industrial mulcher
hooked up
to th back of a
four wheel drive
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well
pay yr ****in bills
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and i wont have to
dodge th shotgun
attached t yr front door
for us to have this little talk
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i miss my job
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just cause
a caravan only has one door
doesnt mean that's yr point of entry
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fat ****s
need not apply for th job
gotta be able to slide
thru a window or
skylight
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hi there
thought u were home
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this is yr first
verbal warning
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katie noonan
'what's going on?'
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nuthin dear
just another dickhead
havin a business meeting
with
the dirty little murderers boy
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i've arrived
unarmed and
had three guns stuck in my face
havent had so many guns
stuck in my face
since th cops
that time when i was a young fella
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why u buy those
murder weapons from
th police old man
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****s breathed down my neck
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had to stage a breakin
and some not so subtle threats
to fix it up
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do re mi
'new taboos'
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and u were long ****in dead
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ok
maybe it was
hoem invasion
and on a pig but
he deserved it
we drank a beer together afterwards
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your drinkin buddy
not mine
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so we could get to th pub and back
old man
th pack
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from
the farm
party house
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how do ya get
200 pppl
back home from th pub
all drunk and
th cops are waiting
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by havin samsie **** in is home freezer
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strange but true
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samsie
liekd to make
chocolate ice cream
if he robbed u
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**** he was a good agent
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cat stevens
'wild world'
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died in a
ute rollover
at speed
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gazza's brother was drivin
everyoen out of it
dont feel bad
how he wanted to go
+++
we used to
car surf
on
burning cannibas's
bongo van
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thought he'd die then
lived so much longer than
anyone thought he would
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when we were
out at th plateu
out gap creek
doin pcp
in th bush
and playin chicken
on dirt motoryccles
two up and
he hopped on th back of th road bike
doesnt handle in th dirt
a disadvantage
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no fear
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cat stevens
'oh very young'
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so ****in slippery
a professional cat burglar
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took me on my first job
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how to get in
how to be blatant
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we doin a house
on th main road
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so much traffic
drivin by and
i'm off my tree
u are mad ****
+++
no-one pays any
attention
we so blatant
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in and out
he leaves a calling card
wants to go back to his cellie
gay ****
+++
jon english
'handbags and gladrags'
+++
u'll never get caught this way man
yr gift keeps ****in u over
+++
i reckon it;s th magic mushies
goldtops and
blue meanies
equals green right
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dont drink
more than one cup of th mix
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no
he died at 32
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drank two cups
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bobbie
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dicin with strychnine
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funny
th cops rolled up this track and
found all th boys havin a session
on th bonnet of th hg
my gift
had me rollin a joint
from th best vantage point
top of th hill
overlookin everything
+++
just
know when to climb on th beast
and be elsewhere
ya dig samsie ?
+++
dont know why
dont have to know
+++
right place
at th right time
to laugh at th cops
whiel they search my mates for drugs
bu they heard th pig car comin in
and all stashed away and
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violent femmes
'gordon's message'
+++
th cops cant figure out wy
half th mob is laughin
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where's that paulei ****
+++
?
'track 4'
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gone walkabout
two minutes before any other ****
has heard th pig car
comin down th track
+++
****in radar
+++
says he's pychic but
no **** ever listens
+++
but
leaving ht pub
with a skinfull
th whoel pack follows paulie home
+++
wont see a copcar
+++
kevin bloody wilson
'ailments of th eighties'
+++
ah
the early eighties
at the samford pub
+++
got
5
count em
different directions
we can head home
without resortin to bushbashing
+++
paulie's
****ed off up th goat track
they;re goin skinnydippin at
th highvale rockpools
after a rally drive
+++
well we didnt see any coppers
u dont live right
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M/A/R/R/S
'pump up the volume'
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more drugs over here
th wizard's testicles are
****ing rotten little ****s
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scus ei
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cant u wait
till yr at least conceived
to drive yr father nuts jeannette
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flesh and blood chicks are bad enough
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u'll give other women
stupid ****in ideas
worse than
shoes
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i wanna live
in a home in orbit
so i have better looking tits
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shakespears sister
'you're history'(voodoo mix)
+++
i guess
if i'd had th sexchange
it;s where i;d be
+++
i repect
yr insane request
from an unborn daughter
to her father but
this is
gunna take some doing
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or
who am i gunna have to stand over
to give my daughter
a better body
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she's a ****in fussy bitch
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no offense
+++
but i liek my kids so
who do i have to kill jeannette ?
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unknown artist
'track 4'
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ok
track 4
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lessee now
+++
that narrows it down
to one organisation
but which
character
+++
i'll action it
in th next
net session
this one;s about ****ed
black found a new
lesbian pornsite and
i'm gunna ahve to
do some movin things
on th hard drives
+++
triple o three
passed on a titbit
earlier in th evening
+++
he's home from cuba
safe
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havent had my eyeball account yet but
+++
triple o three is
****in efficient in other ways
+++
come on media player
wot are ya doin ?
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pj harvey
'down by the water'
+++
it was like
it had to think about it
+++
took a while
kept findin
songs on th
missing hard drive
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th g drive
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it's gotta bee
a prominant
skeptic jeannette
one that sticks out
and smack on
day seven
none of this
day 12 ****
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hootie and the blowfish
'michelle post'
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u point im out
i'll kill im for ya
he cant complain
"wont be able to"
no jumpin th gun
black
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massive atatck
'inertia creeps'
+++
to all th characters
in my psychic blog
a clean kill
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i dont care
if he knows wot;s gunna hit im
i'll still surprise im
+++
my bag of tricks is
up to the impossible
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pirate jenny
"black"
'james boing"
'the land surfer"
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p.s.
die slowly
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laurie anderson
'blue lagoon'
+++
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one of my better
psychic blog page
titles
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james blunt
'goodbye my lover'
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dont think th blog agrees
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i asked yesterday
has yr litle one walked yet dear
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she got in her car today
th neighbour lady and
said her little one
walked for th first time
alone
last night
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i know when to ask
+++
kevin bloody wilson
'wow did i get whacked'
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everythin is connected
+++
my car
with th too stiif suspension
that only works at speed
and my unicycle
stuck in sports mode
th shockie just
doesnt work hard
till th unicycle is at full noise
+++
although
last night
i did show some folks in th city
how ya can
jump up and down on th seat and
th top half of th unicycle
bounces up and down
and
th wheel tracks straight and
true
+++
more drugs over here
we're running out
again
+++
th Qi penthouse is up for sale again paulo
+++
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no comment hey
+++
ya'd have to have
ten parachutes in a cupboard
to entertain
+++
th psychic ether
would be quieter up there
"says u"
+++
sopranos theme song
'woke up this morning'
+++
floating in a tincan
about a hundred and fifty miles up
ah look
a satellite piccie of oz
just popped up on th telly
+++
high maintenance little girl
+++
jeez yr pushin hard jeannette
+++
mine and black's diary has
started runnin in circles
+++
but
the land surfer
rightfully reclaimed his blog
the adventures of th land surfer
over th weekend
+++
th witchdoctor must be havin a bludge again
+++
city high
'city high anthem'
+++
with th land surfer dude
hittin th city two nights running
surfing on one wheel
+++
and my blog
only havin recorded
one percent of wot th unicycle meets
+++
look its a
unicycle
where's yr other wheel ?
+++
they never learn
+++
i know it's cool
shut th **** up
+++
but that taxi driver
holdin his car door
shut those five inches
so i could
ride off th
ledge
was kinda nice
+++
damn
i rode down th casino's stairs again
+++
and played
on th edge of th water feature
over at south bank
the land surfer dude
is off again
+++
the offspring
'why dont you get a job?'
+++
i dont get it ****head
i'm just out here surfing
on one wheel
it;s not like
i go tmy hand out
or a hat
that u put money in
i came home without a cent
you sure yr funny ?
+++
britney attacked a pparazo;s car
with an umbrealla
will she be th first
to open up on em with a
sub machine gun
it will happen
+++
if it happened to me
i;d shoot th first one in a week
+++
no ****
+++
i shot him in th leg
so he couldnt run after me
to take piccies
+++
felt threatened
+++
well that chick last night
in that upmarket cafe
didnt get her piccie
+++
jewel
'do you want to play ?'
+++
not particularly
+++
mean failure rate of th human vagina too high
+++
why should i be nice to you ?
+++
u wont give me anything
+++
and i'll still
ahve to listen to ****heads
yellin out
why dont u get a job ?
i'm allergic to chicks
here eat this lead
+++
couldnt drive a greasy stick up a dog;s arse
+++
jewel
'i wont walk away'
+++
ok
+++
let's not go there
+++
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havent decided
which skeptic to whack yet
it'll come to me
+++
one of ya's is goin down
love my job
+++
elvis costello
'watching the detectives'
+++
i will have to
inform th critter beforehand
+++
a nicely worded
death threat
+++
hey black
u just filled th mullbowl
th black work is minimal this week
are u mad ?
+++
got some things he wants to do and
he promised a baggie on tick if
th pills go too spare
+++
while we're dry can we
do a search on th net
spin th wheels and
pcik our next victim
+++
th work of a psychic killer
is never done
course
it's just knowin
when th prick is gunna die but
it;s wot we do with that knowledge
+++
maybe if i send th death threat6
to another skeptic organisation
to keep th thing
pure
+++
hmmm
+++
a perfect circle
'blue'
+++
dont tell anyone
i'm gunna kill this **** but
i'll give seven days notice
of his death
+++
i need an extra
special
spell
+++
and narrowed my choice
down to
3
skeptical organisations
+++
from 5
+++
my psychic gift
will tell me which one
to pick on
+++
come on man
it;s fair
+++
and
i dont have to play by yr rules
+++
th prize offered is
too small
+++
wont look after me long enough
easier to kill ya
+++
one of ya's
is not long for this world
+++
metallica
'frantic'
+++
mr pinero
+++
?
+++
oh
a heinlein story
sorry
my mind leaks
+++
a week out from yr death
i should be able to provide u with
seven days notcie
history says
i can do it
+++
u deserve it ****
+++
so i'll naturally
make it real messie
+++
when th timing is right
my timing
**** your rules
+++
i break th rules of th universe
you think i'm gunna sit
in a room of your choosing
or even meet u half way
not ****in likely
+++
i've done th impossible
more times than i can count
even
jumpin into skatebowls on a unicycle
found that harder
than killin ppl magically
+++
tism
'i'm on the drug'
+++
i'm a ****
i want yr psychic prize
without doin any
of yr tests
i'll win
either way
u will die
one day
+++
which i'll get psychic notice of
and use to scare yr family
+++
and friends
+++
i know
i'm a ****
+++
he deserves it
down to three
organisations
+++
started with soemthing like 33
made th witchdoctors desk a ****fright
+++
machine gun fellatio
'the mirrorball's starting to rock MK II'
+++
****in webpages
all over th thing
casting
with th black magic
worst kind
+++
which one's spiel
****s me off th most
+++
**** that
who do i wanna kill ?
go with th flow
+++
but i still
got three of them mobs
to go thru th names and
wot **** comin out of their mouths
+++
hmm
+++
i'd liek to see this guy with
three clips from an
ak 47
in im
can probably arrange that
+++
preferr he died of
natural causes
always makes my kills look better
+++
"clean, legally speaking"
+++
christopher skase
<<< smile >>>
+++
dead ****
+++
the kinks
'days'
+++
7
+++
thank u kuta
it's a nice gift
+++
i do more for
my psychic brethren
to kill these ****s
than to claim their prize
+++
my rules are slippery though
+++
but for u
my best magic
i'll give
a yr out from yr death
a month out from yr death and
a week out from yr death
early death notices
+++
just have t wait
for that right
timing
+++
th first name will
jsut appear in fornt of me
some
weird search i
bopped into
clicking thru on th internet
+++
give me something
supposedly random
+++
?
'track 13'
+++
yeah that'll do psychic blog
u magic or soemthin ?
+++
if you could only read my mind - lyric
+++
u can
i'm coming to kill u
+++
****
+++
sorry
skeptical ****
is it
me ?
+++
could bee
+++
i'll know
u wont
nice trained gift
+++
kill this **** for me
hmm
+++
ok
kill this **** then
hmm
+++
look these
islamic terrorist ****s
are really givin us th ****s man
hmm
a hundred thousand dead
th next day
in northern pakistan
iran and
a few other places
+++
well alright then
+++
who we gunna pick on nxt
+++
romeo void
'never say never'
+++
i wouldnt
+++
i'm not th only one with
radar love in this
psychic secret service
+++
just
i'm the unicycle man
i'm used to stickin out
while i do my thing
+++
ride down th main street
of th big city
in th wrong direction
at night
amongst th traffic
on nippleclamp
monoshock extreme unicycle
+++
let it all hang out
no bugger watches
u know
+++
they judge in
three milliseconds
oh
yr ridin a unicycle
i'll have to run out
into th foot deep surf
and crash tackle u
cause yr a clown
cause yr ridin
on one wheel
+++
****heads
+++
nearly got that punch in
+++
four guys holdin me back
i wont telegraph nxt time
+++
nearly destroyed my
not waterproof mp3 player
+++
**** that thing and
they be takin piccies of th clown
stranglin u
live
+++
no **** pays me
not here to entertain u
yr a ****head
+++
he assaulted me
i assaulted him back
i'm better at it than he is
+++
well
he didnt see my
3 yrs of kickboxer training
he saw a
clown
in th surf
+++
jewel
'break me'
+++
why not just
run out with a cricket bat and
kinghit me
+++
i mean
smartarse black
****
ridin a unicycle in th surf
+++
it;s ok man
i dont make anything out of it
+++
and this is oz
safe from seein black faces
on commercial tv
+++
u attacked
an official witchdoctor
doin a ceremony
in th surf
with th land
+++
the land surfer
+++
but was it funny man ?
+++
windmilling
into a coon
with th audacity
to ride a unicycle
in th surf
+++
shouild fo
blown yr hea doff
for assaulting my person
+++
i was a minder
in th carnival
for seventeen yrs
+++
the prodigy
'firestarter'
+++
really twist their heads britney
shoot th nxt one in th leg
so he cant run after u
u can afford th lawyers
and yr emotional state was
one of
being under seige
+++
dont know why
nicole kidman
hasnt shot one before now
+++
get that actress
in th courtroom
with a
silk
and she;d walk scott free
and take damages
+++
kneecap th ****s
+++
teach em some respect
+++
should only have to do it
once
+++
three clips man
+++
if she evr takes up with me
i'll put 3 full clips in ya
+++
i'm already licensed to kill and
an outlaw
anyway
+++
i want my
360000 other
kills
enterd into th record
+++
i have some admissions to make
+++
machine gun fellatio
'chase th dragon'
+++
not to mention that guy
who still reckons
i had a pig rifle
all th way down his throat
+++
if i was gunna kull u ****
i;d have th
industrial mulcher
hooked up
to th back of a
four wheel drive
+++
well
pay yr ****in bills
+++
and i wont have to
dodge th shotgun
attached t yr front door
for us to have this little talk
+++
i miss my job
+++
just cause
a caravan only has one door
doesnt mean that's yr point of entry
+++
fat ****s
need not apply for th job
gotta be able to slide
thru a window or
skylight
+++
hi there
thought u were home
+++
this is yr first
verbal warning
+++
katie noonan
'what's going on?'
+++
nuthin dear
just another dickhead
havin a business meeting
with
the dirty little murderers boy
+++
i've arrived
unarmed and
had three guns stuck in my face
havent had so many guns
stuck in my face
since th cops
that time when i was a young fella
+++
why u buy those
murder weapons from
th police old man
+++
****s breathed down my neck
+++
had to stage a breakin
and some not so subtle threats
to fix it up
+++
do re mi
'new taboos'
+++
and u were long ****in dead
+++
ok
maybe it was
hoem invasion
and on a pig but
he deserved it
we drank a beer together afterwards
+++
your drinkin buddy
not mine
+++
so we could get to th pub and back
old man
th pack
+++
from
the farm
party house
+++
how do ya get
200 pppl
back home from th pub
all drunk and
th cops are waiting
+++
by havin samsie **** in is home freezer
+++
strange but true
+++
samsie
liekd to make
chocolate ice cream
if he robbed u
+++
**** he was a good agent
+++
cat stevens
'wild world'
+++
died in a
ute rollover
at speed
+++
gazza's brother was drivin
everyoen out of it
dont feel bad
how he wanted to go
+++
we used to
car surf
on
burning cannibas's
bongo van
+++
thought he'd die then
lived so much longer than
anyone thought he would
+++
when we were
out at th plateu
out gap creek
doin pcp
in th bush
and playin chicken
on dirt motoryccles
two up and
he hopped on th back of th road bike
doesnt handle in th dirt
a disadvantage
..
..
..
no fear
+++
cat stevens
'oh very young'
+++
so ****in slippery
a professional cat burglar
+++
took me on my first job
+++
how to get in
how to be blatant
+++
we doin a house
on th main road
+++
so much traffic
drivin by and
i'm off my tree
u are mad ****
+++
no-one pays any
attention
we so blatant
+++
in and out
he leaves a calling card
wants to go back to his cellie
gay ****
+++
jon english
'handbags and gladrags'
+++
u'll never get caught this way man
yr gift keeps ****in u over
+++
i reckon it;s th magic mushies
goldtops and
blue meanies
equals green right
+++
dont drink
more than one cup of th mix
+++
no
he died at 32
+++
drank two cups
+++
bobbie
+++
dicin with strychnine
+++
funny
th cops rolled up this track and
found all th boys havin a session
on th bonnet of th hg
my gift
had me rollin a joint
from th best vantage point
top of th hill
overlookin everything
+++
just
know when to climb on th beast
and be elsewhere
ya dig samsie ?
+++
dont know why
dont have to know
+++
right place
at th right time
to laugh at th cops
whiel they search my mates for drugs
bu they heard th pig car comin in
and all stashed away and
+++
violent femmes
'gordon's message'
+++
th cops cant figure out wy
half th mob is laughin
+++
where's that paulei ****
+++
?
'track 4'
+++
gone walkabout
two minutes before any other ****
has heard th pig car
comin down th track
+++
****in radar
+++
says he's pychic but
no **** ever listens
+++
but
leaving ht pub
with a skinfull
th whoel pack follows paulie home
+++
wont see a copcar
+++
kevin bloody wilson
'ailments of th eighties'
+++
ah
the early eighties
at the samford pub
+++
got
5
count em
different directions
we can head home
without resortin to bushbashing
+++
paulie's
****ed off up th goat track
they;re goin skinnydippin at
th highvale rockpools
after a rally drive
+++
well we didnt see any coppers
u dont live right
+++
M/A/R/R/S
'pump up the volume'
+++
more drugs over here
th wizard's testicles are
****ing rotten little ****s
+++
scus ei
..
..
..
cant u wait
till yr at least conceived
to drive yr father nuts jeannette
+++
flesh and blood chicks are bad enough
+++
u'll give other women
stupid ****in ideas
worse than
shoes
+++
i wanna live
in a home in orbit
so i have better looking tits
+++
shakespears sister
'you're history'(voodoo mix)
+++
i guess
if i'd had th sexchange
it;s where i;d be
+++
i repect
yr insane request
from an unborn daughter
to her father but
this is
gunna take some doing
+++
or
who am i gunna have to stand over
to give my daughter
a better body
+++
she's a ****in fussy bitch
+++
no offense
+++
but i liek my kids so
who do i have to kill jeannette ?
+++
unknown artist
'track 4'
+++
ok
track 4
+++
lessee now
+++
that narrows it down
to one organisation
but which
character
+++
i'll action it
in th next
net session
this one;s about ****ed
black found a new
lesbian pornsite and
i'm gunna ahve to
do some movin things
on th hard drives
+++
triple o three
passed on a titbit
earlier in th evening
+++
he's home from cuba
safe
+++
havent had my eyeball account yet but
+++
triple o three is
****in efficient in other ways
+++
come on media player
wot are ya doin ?
..
..
..
+++
pj harvey
'down by the water'
+++
it was like
it had to think about it
+++
took a while
kept findin
songs on th
missing hard drive
+++
th g drive
+++
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
it's gotta bee
a prominant
skeptic jeannette
one that sticks out
and smack on
day seven
none of this
day 12 ****
+++
hootie and the blowfish
'michelle post'
+++
u point im out
i'll kill im for ya
he cant complain
"wont be able to"
no jumpin th gun
black
+++
massive atatck
'inertia creeps'
+++
to all th characters
in my psychic blog
a clean kill
+++
i dont care
if he knows wot;s gunna hit im
i'll still surprise im
+++
my bag of tricks is
up to the impossible
..
..
..
pirate jenny
"black"
'james boing"
'the land surfer"
+++
p.s.
die slowly
+++
laurie anderson
'blue lagoon'
+++