Today's Medical Fun Fact

[Mike Kruger]

Dr. Frank Speak, dressed in a white coat and stethoscope, has this to say in
an ad for Descente bike shorts:

"Compression of the arteries in your perineum restricts blood flow. That's
the space between your penis, vagina, and anus."


I didn't know hermaphrodites were a large enough market to advertise to.


(Found in Bicycling Magazine, June 2007, page 111)

[Blinky the Shark]

Mike Kruger wrote:
> Dr. Frank Speak, dressed in a white coat and stethoscope, has this to say in
> an ad for Descente bike shorts:
>
> "Compression of the arteries in your perineum restricts blood flow. That's
> the space between your penis, vagina, and anus."
>
>
> I didn't know hermaphrodites were a large enough market to advertise to.
>
>
> (Found in Bicycling Magazine, June 2007, page 111)

How do you think they sell all those Hermaphrobikes?


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[Bill Sornson]

Mike Kruger wrote:
> Dr. Frank Speak, dressed in a white coat and stethoscope, has this to
> say in an ad for Descente bike shorts:
>
> "Compression of the arteries in your perineum restricts blood flow.
> That's the space between your penis, vagina, and anus."
>
>
> I didn't know hermaphrodites were a large enough market to advertise
> to.
>
> (Found in Bicycling Magazine, June 2007, page 111)

Say i t'aint so!

[Lars Eighner]

In our last episode,
>,
the lovely and talented Bill Sornson
broadcast on alt.fan.cecil-adams:

> Mike Kruger wrote:
>> Dr. Frank Speak, dressed in a white coat and stethoscope, has this to
>> say in an ad for Descente bike shorts:
>>
>> "Compression of the arteries in your perineum restricts blood flow.
>> That's the space between your penis, vagina, and anus."
>>
>>
>> I didn't know hermaphrodites were a large enough market to advertise
>> to.
>>
>> (Found in Bicycling Magazine, June 2007, page 111)

> Say i t'aint so!

Damn! The one actual medical term I know, and you beat me to it.

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[Zoot Katz]

On Wed, 23 May 2007 21:13:39 -0500, "Mike Kruger"
> wrote:

>Dr. Frank Speak, dressed in a white coat and stethoscope, has this to say in
>an ad for Descente bike shorts:
>
>"Compression of the arteries in your perineum restricts blood flow. That's
>the space between your penis, vagina, and anus."
>
>
>I didn't know hermaphrodites were a large enough market to advertise to.
>
No, not all at the same time, silly.

Dr. Frank Speak is Michelle Dumaresq's physician.
>
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[Leo Lichtman]

"Mike Kruger" wrote: (clip) That's
> the space between your penis, vagina, and anus. (clip)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Now I know why bicycle seats are triangular?