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December 18th 08, 03:43 PM
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On Dec 18, 1:05*am, "Edward Dolan" > wrote:
> Is there warmth anywhere in the world in cold, bleak December? There is
> naught but cold and snow here in the dreary wastes of Minnesota. Yea, now is
> the winter of my discontent. I am going to blow a gasket if the cold does
> not let up soon.
>
> God Damn the ****ing State of Minnesota all the way to Hell and Back! Who
> are these folks anyway who are stupid enough to want to live here? I curse
> my Irish ancestors for ever having settled on these miserable northern
> prairies. The dumb Swedes and other Scandinavians did not know any better,
> but the Irish should have. Minnesota is the equivalent of the Eastern region
> of Siberia. Only the Arctic regions are colder - where the freaking Eskimos
> live.
>
> Well, as you can tell, I am starting to go crazy from the cold. Any of you
> who are living in more moderate climes should count your blessings. Right
> about now, I would give my soul for a little warmth. My advice to anyone
> reading these forlorn words of mine is that if you are still young make it
> your life's work to find a decent climate to live in. You do not want to end
> up like me, cursing the weather every day of your life.
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

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