December 18th 08, 04:28 PM
On Dec 18, 1:05*am, "Edward Dolan" > wrote:
> Is there warmth anywhere in the world in cold, bleak December? There is
> naught but cold and snow here in the dreary wastes of Minnesota. Yea, now is
> the winter of my discontent. I am going to blow a gasket if the cold does
> not let up soon.
>
> God Damn the ****ing State of Minnesota all the way to Hell and Back! Who
> are these folks anyway who are stupid enough to want to live here? I curse
> my Irish ancestors for ever having settled on these miserable northern
> prairies. The dumb Swedes and other Scandinavians did not know any better,
> but the Irish should have. Minnesota is the equivalent of the Eastern region
> of Siberia. Only the Arctic regions are colder - where the freaking Eskimos
> live.
>
> Well, as you can tell, I am starting to go crazy from the cold. Any of you
> who are living in more moderate climes should count your blessings. Right
> about now, I would give my soul for a little warmth. My advice to anyone
> reading these forlorn words of mine is that if you are still young make it
> your life's work to find a decent climate to live in. You do not want to end
> up like me, cursing the weather every day of your life.
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
You may already be crazy. Here's what you have to do immediately.
Grab your toothbrush and diddy bag and go directly to the Greyhound
station. Buy a ticket to southern Florida or some other place where
the weather suits your clothes. Like Ratso did in the Midnight
Cowboy. Just don't die before you get there.
It will feel good to be warm and have the sun shining on you.
Minnesota doesn't sound like a fit place for decent life, at least not
in the winter unless you are some kind of ****ing eskimo.
piks
> Is there warmth anywhere in the world in cold, bleak December? There is
> naught but cold and snow here in the dreary wastes of Minnesota. Yea, now is
> the winter of my discontent. I am going to blow a gasket if the cold does
> not let up soon.
>
> God Damn the ****ing State of Minnesota all the way to Hell and Back! Who
> are these folks anyway who are stupid enough to want to live here? I curse
> my Irish ancestors for ever having settled on these miserable northern
> prairies. The dumb Swedes and other Scandinavians did not know any better,
> but the Irish should have. Minnesota is the equivalent of the Eastern region
> of Siberia. Only the Arctic regions are colder - where the freaking Eskimos
> live.
>
> Well, as you can tell, I am starting to go crazy from the cold. Any of you
> who are living in more moderate climes should count your blessings. Right
> about now, I would give my soul for a little warmth. My advice to anyone
> reading these forlorn words of mine is that if you are still young make it
> your life's work to find a decent climate to live in. You do not want to end
> up like me, cursing the weather every day of your life.
>
> Regards,
>
> Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
> aka
> Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota
You may already be crazy. Here's what you have to do immediately.
Grab your toothbrush and diddy bag and go directly to the Greyhound
station. Buy a ticket to southern Florida or some other place where
the weather suits your clothes. Like Ratso did in the Midnight
Cowboy. Just don't die before you get there.
It will feel good to be warm and have the sun shining on you.
Minnesota doesn't sound like a fit place for decent life, at least not
in the winter unless you are some kind of ****ing eskimo.
piks