SCRAM and LIVEDRUNK

[RicodJour]

Whether it's used as a training device, or a form of quantified
recreational doping, SCRAM can now be used to improve, and maintain,
the required level of inebriation.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/05/24/2010-05-24_lindsay_lohans_scram_bracelet_tamperfree_device _that_knows_exactly_how_much_you_.html

An ankle bracelet would be unacceptable in cycling, so a modified
heart monitor would do nicely.

Imagine impressing other rbridiots and LIVEDRUNK afficionados.
"Sierra Road, 9.3%, 3.7 miles, Tugboat Chernobyl Stout (with a nod to
Tyler), .11 BAC, mother****er."

R

[bar]

On May 24, 7:10*pm, RicodJour > wrote:
> Whether it's used as a training device, or a form of quantified
> recreational doping, SCRAM can now be used to improve, and maintain,
> the required level of inebriation.
>
> http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/05/24/2010-05-24_lindsay_lohan...
>
> An ankle bracelet would be unacceptable in cycling, so a modified
> heart monitor would do nicely.
>
> Imagine impressing other rbridiots and LIVEDRUNK afficionados.
> "Sierra Road, 9.3%, 3.7 miles, Tugboat Chernobyl Stout (with a nod to
> Tyler), .11 BAC, mother****er."
>
> R

Add GPS and the ability to post it all to mapmyride ...