Re: These are the laws that will protect the Cyclists under theRevolution

[His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises[_2_]]

On Jun 3, 12:41 pm, smutt butt > wrote:
> On May 29, 11:59 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana
> and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" > wrote:
>
> > No matter whether the revolution comes to power in Mexico (Jalapeno
> > Revolution) or any other third world Banana Republic which today
> > copies lifestyles from the West (SUVs and all), these are the general
> > conditions set out by the Comandante (me)...
>
> > a) Bicycles are vehicles, thereby they are entitled to taking the lane
> > --cars must clear the lane 30' before and after
> >http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION
>
> The bicyclists that refuse to let vehicles pass are ****. They should
> be run over without prosecution.
> Same goes for joggers who run on the fukkin road.

The cyclists are doing what you should be doing: You are part of the
problem; they are part of the solution.

So give them at least ONE FULL WIDE LANE.

[His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock[_2_]]

On Jun 4, 6:32 pm, "Paul Hovnanian P.E." > wrote:
> "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic
>
> Enterprises" wrote:
>
> > On Jun 2, 9:54 pm, "Sharx35" > wrote:
>
> [snip]
>
> > > It's the MOUSE, near the elephant, that should be careful.
>
> > I know. The elephant claims he doesn't see the mouse, so we must
> > separate the mouse from the elephant.
>
> But the mouse, or the cyclists in this case, want to be underfoot. We
> built them dedicated bicycle lanes and they still ride parallel to them
> up on the street. So the city is taking them back.
>

Stop wasting money on "bike facilities." They work in Holland but not
in America.

Just give the cyclist a FULL WIDE LANE, or ban cycling altogether like
the Taliban would do.

[His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of Tantra-Hammock[_2_]]

On Jun 4, 11:49 pm, "Paul Hovnanian P.E." > wrote:
> "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of
>
> Tantra-Hammock" wrote:
>
> [snip]
>
> > Stop wasting money on "bike facilities." They work in Holland but not
> > in America.
>
> > Just give the cyclist a FULL WIDE LANE, or ban cycling altogether like
> > the Taliban would do.
>
> Why a full lane? How fat are you?
>

Not that much. But I'm sorry to say, a car and a bike can't fit in the
same lane and the center of the lane is most visible for us. When they
have another lane, all they got to do is pass on the other lane, or we
have to share or make bike lanes.

WE NEED SPACE IN THE ZOO...

(SPACE, SPACE, SPACE)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3AAdkfiamU&feature=related