Re: Cordon Sanitaire JMS and Meds

[Tony Raven[_3_]]

"The Medway Handyman" > wrote:
>
> I feel sorry for pretentious ******* who have no life of their own and
> make
> up imaginary stories about their 'London Club on Pall Mall'.
>
> Can you imagine if the only life you have is to sit at your computer
> trying
> to impress people with your fantasy world?
>

Feeling inadequate Meds or is it that mid life crisis that has you
depressed at your life passing by with nothing achieved?

I'm actually a member of two clubs on Pall Mall, the Oxford & Cambridge
Club at 71 and the Institute of Directors at 119. They are good places
for dining/entertaining/staying and business meetings/working
respectively.

Perhaps you should join the latter what with you being a businessman of
such acumen.

--
Tony

[Paul Clarke]

On Oct 31, 1:07*pm, Tony Raven > wrote:
> "The Medway Handyman" > wrote:
>
>
>
> > I feel sorry for pretentious ******* who have no life of their own and
> > make
> > up imaginary stories about their 'London Club on Pall Mall'.
>
> > Can you imagine if the only life you have is to sit at your computer
> > trying
> > to impress people with your fantasy world?
>
> Feeling inadequate Meds or is it that mid life crisis that has you
> depressed at your life passing by with nothing achieved?
>
> I'm actually a member of two clubs on Pall Mall, the Oxford & Cambridge
> Club at 71 and the Institute of Directors at 119. *They are good places
> for dining/entertaining/staying and business meetings/working
> respectively.
>
> Perhaps you should join the latter what with you being a businessman of
> such acumen.
>
> --
> Tony

The best I can do is be a member of the Royal Automobile Club but it's
their place in Epsom I use.

[Tosspot[_3_]]

On 31/10/10 13:07, Tony Raven wrote:
> "The Medway Handyman" > wrote:
>>
>> I feel sorry for pretentious ******* who have no life of their own and
>> make
>> up imaginary stories about their 'London Club on Pall Mall'.
>>
>> Can you imagine if the only life you have is to sit at your computer
>> trying
>> to impress people with your fantasy world?
>>
>
> Feeling inadequate Meds or is it that mid life crisis that has you
> depressed at your life passing by with nothing achieved?
>
> I'm actually a member of two clubs on Pall Mall, the Oxford & Cambridge
> Club at 71 and the Institute of Directors at 119. They are good places
> for dining/entertaining/staying and business meetings/working
> respectively.
>
> Perhaps you should join the latter what with you being a businessman of
> such acumen.

Do they have flatpack furniture in the Oxford & Cambridge.

[Tony Raven[_3_]]

Tosspot > wrote:

> Do they have flatpack furniture in the Oxford & Cambridge.

They're still debating whether when it's in the flatpack it's still
furniture. Expect the answer in a century or two ;-)

--
Tony

[Tony Raven[_3_]]

Paul Clarke > wrote:

> The best I can do is be a member of the Royal Automobile Club but it's
> their place in Epsom I use.

Ah, the chauffeur's annex ;-)

Really good restaurant though in their Pall Mall place.

--
Tony

[JMS]

On 31 Oct 2010 13:07:14 GMT, Tony Raven > wrote:




>I'm actually a member of two clubs on Pall Mall, the Oxford & Cambridge
>Club at 71 and the Institute of Directors at 119. They are good places
>for dining/entertaining/staying and business meetings/working
>respectively.


Excellent - you really are the pretentious tosser aren't you.

Do you really, really think that anyone in a cycling newsgroup gives
two ****s about the clubs you may or may not be a member of?

However, I am sure your Cambridge chums will be very impressed.

--

Per billion passenger kilometres

Car KSI 18
Cycle KSI 541
Pedestrian 358

(KSI : Killed or Seriously Injured)
Dft 2008 FIgures

Who says cycling is safer than walking?

[The Medway Handyman[_3_]]

Tony Raven wrote:
> "The Medway Handyman" > wrote:
>>
>> I feel sorry for pretentious ******* who have no life of their own
>> and make
>> up imaginary stories about their 'London Club on Pall Mall'.
>>
>> Can you imagine if the only life you have is to sit at your computer
>> trying
>> to impress people with your fantasy world?
>>
>
> Feeling inadequate Meds or is it that mid life crisis that has you
> depressed at your life passing by with nothing achieved?
>
> I'm actually a member of two clubs on Pall Mall, the Oxford &
> Cambridge Club at 71 and the Institute of Directors at 119. They are
> good places for dining/entertaining/staying and business
> meetings/working respectively.


Yes of course you are. You go there often with your imaginary rabbit friend
don't you?

The nearest you have been to Pall Mall is playing Monopoly you ****wit.


--
Dave - intelligent enough to realise that a push bike, like a skateboard, is
a kid's toy, not a viable form of transport.

[Tony Raven[_3_]]

"The Medway Handyman" > wrote:

> Yes of course you are. You go there often with your imaginary rabbit
> friend
> don't you?
>
> The nearest you have been to Pall Mall is playing Monopoly you
> ****wit.
>

I can absolutely prove you wrong if you like. Would you like me too?

--
Tony

[JMS]

On 31 Oct 2010 18:59:49 GMT, Tony Raven > wrote:

>"The Medway Handyman" > wrote:
>
>> Yes of course you are. You go there often with your imaginary rabbit
>> friend
>> don't you?
>>
>> The nearest you have been to Pall Mall is playing Monopoly you
>> ****wit.
>>
>
>I can absolutely prove you wrong if you like. Would you like me too?

Yes - why not show us the picture of you having a wank in the gents
bog at your club.

Alternatively you could **** off.


--


"Then back to my club on Pall Mall "

Tony Raven - pretentious tosser

[JMS]

On Sun, 31 Oct 2010 19:29:19 +0000, "Just zis Guy, you know?"
> wrote:

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>On 31/10/2010 17:49, The Medway Handyman wrote:
>
>>> I'm actually a member of two clubs on Pall Mall, the Oxford &
>>> Cambridge Club at 71 and the Institute of Directors at 119. They are
>>> good places for dining/entertaining/staying and business
>>> meetings/working respectively.
>
>> Yes of course you are. You go there often with your imaginary rabbit friend
>> don't you?
>> The nearest you have been to Pall Mall is playing Monopoly you ****wit.
>
>It's posts like this that maintain your entertainment value. Oh and
>that's /Doctor/ ****wit to you ;-)


Do you think anyone gives a flying **** if Raving has a PhD?

Well - while it is well known that such things are important to you -
I would hazard a guess - the ordinary member of URC does not give a
toss.

You'll be telling us that you have a 2:2 degree in a minute.

You and he are just incredible value; you make it all worthwhile.





--

"I have never said that I encourage my children to wear helmets. I would challenge judith
to find the place where I said I encourage my children to wear helmets." Guy Chapman
Judith then produced the web page where he said "I encourage my children to wear helmets."
Later that day Chapman immediately added the following to the web page:
"This page is out of date and preserved only for convenience" but he left the date last updated as 31/08/2004.

[bugbear]

Tony Raven wrote:
> "The Medway Handyman" > wrote:
>
>> Yes of course you are. You go there often with your imaginary rabbit
>> friend
>> don't you?
>>
>> The nearest you have been to Pall Mall is playing Monopoly you
>> ****wit.
>>
>
> I can absolutely prove you wrong if you like. Would you like me too?
>

With a large side bet for a worthy charity, obviously.

BugBear