Whilst watching some un-named car show on telly tpday ...

[Geoff Lock[_2_]]

I stand corrected but I have realised one thing whilst watching such car
shows and that is penis length/girth, or the equivalent in the feminine
sense (size of breasts?), seems to be directly proportional to the
perceived capability/cost/oomph/incredibleness(?)/unbelievabilitiness(?)
of the vehicle which one drives or ride.

Personally, I am quite happy with ALL my anatomy and how each part does
its bit but there are times when I wish .....

[Shirley Nott[_2_]]

"Geoff Lock" <glock@home> wrote in message ...
>I stand corrected but I have realised one thing whilst watching such car
> shows and that is penis length/girth, or the equivalent in the feminine
> sense (size of breasts?), seems to be directly proportional to the
> perceived capability/cost/oomph/incredibleness(?)/unbelievabilitiness(?)
> of the vehicle which one drives or ride.
>
> Personally, I am quite happy with ALL my anatomy and how each part does
> its bit but there are times when I wish .....

You should get a job in advertising.

S. Nott.

[Geoff Lock[_2_]]

On 5/06/2011 7:50 PM, Shirley Nott wrote:
>
> "Geoff Lock" <glock@home> wrote in message
> ...
>> I stand corrected but I have realised one thing whilst watching such
>> car shows and that is penis length/girth, or the equivalent in the
>> feminine sense (size of breasts?), seems to be directly proportional
>> to the perceived
>> capability/cost/oomph/incredibleness(?)/unbelievabilitiness(?) of the
>> vehicle which one drives or ride.
>>
>> Personally, I am quite happy with ALL my anatomy and how each part
>> does its bit but there are times when I wish .....
>
> You should get a job in advertising.

:)

[thefathippy]

On Jun 5, 7:01*pm, Geoff Lock <glock@home> wrote:
> I stand corrected but I have realised one thing whilst watching such car
> shows and that is *penis length/girth, or the equivalent in the feminine
> sense (size of breasts?), seems to be directly proportional to the
> perceived capability/cost/oomph/incredibleness(?)/unbelievabilitiness(?)
> of the vehicle which one drives or ride.
>
> Personally, I am quite happy with ALL my anatomy and how each part does
> its bit but there are times when I wish .....

You had a great big car?

Tony F

[Geoff Lock[_2_]]

On 7/06/2011 11:14 AM, thefathippy wrote:
> On Jun 5, 7:01 pm, Geoff Lock<glock@home> wrote:
>> I stand corrected but I have realised one thing whilst watching such car
>> shows and that is penis length/girth, or the equivalent in the feminine
>> sense (size of breasts?), seems to be directly proportional to the
>> perceived capability/cost/oomph/incredibleness(?)/unbelievabilitiness(?)
>> of the vehicle which one drives or ride.
>>
>> Personally, I am quite happy with ALL my anatomy and how each part does
>> its bit but there are times when I wish .....
>
> You had a great big car?

Hahahahahah!! No cars for me, mate :)

At the risk of making it all very boring, I do, sometimes, wish that I
could pedal faster on a bigger gear :)