The cycle leg of Kona ironman

[john]

Is here for those interested, you'll see a lot of none UCI legal bikes.
http://kona.ironmanlive.com/#axzz1aDUrCNkC
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[RicodJour[_2_]]

On Oct 8, 2:58*pm, john > wrote:
>
> Is here for those interested, you'll see a lot of none UCI legal bikes.
> http://kona.ironmanlive.com/#axzz1aDUrCNkC

Hi, John. Ironman isn't bike racing, and many on this newsgroup
question whether it is even a sport. Oh, and you shouldn't ride in
wet shorts - your junk will get jungle rot and fall off. Thanks.

R

[Brad Anders]

On Oct 8, 1:35*pm, RicodJour > wrote:
> On Oct 8, 2:58*pm, john > wrote:
>
>
>
> > Is here for those interested, you'll see a lot of none UCI legal bikes.
> >http://kona.ironmanlive.com/#axzz1aDUrCNkC
>
> Hi, John. *Ironman isn't bike racing, and many on this newsgroup
> question whether it is even a sport. *Oh, and you shouldn't ride in
> wet shorts - your junk will get jungle rot and fall off. *Thanks.
>
> R

Live SRM data is interesting.

[atriage[_6_]]

"Brad Anders" > wrote in message
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On Oct 8, 1:35 pm, RicodJour > wrote:
> On Oct 8, 2:58 pm, john > wrote:
>
>
>
> > Is here for those interested, you'll see a lot of none UCI legal bikes.
> >http://kona.ironmanlive.com/#axzz1aDUrCNkC
>
> Hi, John. Ironman isn't bike racing, and many on this newsgroup
> question whether it is even a sport. Oh, and you shouldn't ride in
> wet shorts - your junk will get jungle rot and fall off. Thanks.
>
> R

Live SRM data is interesting.

Looks like Faris Al-Sultan might be dead if the data is accurate.

[Scott]

On Oct 8, 12:58*pm, john > wrote:
> Is here for those interested, you'll see a lot of none UCI legal bikes.http://kona.ironmanlive.com/#axzz1aDUrCNkC
> --

Do you find that surprising?

[ilan[_2_]]

On Oct 8, 8:58*pm, john > wrote:
> Is here for those interested, you'll see a lot of none UCI legal bikes.http://kona.ironmanlive.com/#axzz1aDUrCNkC
> --

I wonder how the Jewish athletes are doing.

-ilan

[FAT]

Bet you couldn't TT 40k at 25MPH, much less 112 miles.

"RicodJour" wrote in message
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On Oct 8, 2:58 pm, john > wrote:
>
> Is here for those interested, you'll see a lot of none UCI legal bikes.
> http://kona.ironmanlive.com/#axzz1aDUrCNkC

Hi, John. Ironman isn't bike racing, and many on this newsgroup
question whether it is even a sport. Oh, and you shouldn't ride in
wet shorts - your junk will get jungle rot and fall off. Thanks.

R

[atriage[_6_]]

On 09/10/2011 00:22, FAT wrote:
>> "RicodJour" wrote in message
>> Hi, John. Ironman isn't bike racing, and many on this newsgroup
>> question whether it is even a sport. Oh, and you shouldn't ride in
>> wet shorts - your junk will get jungle rot and fall off. Thanks.
>
> Bet you couldn't TT 40k at 25MPH, much less 112 miles.

No he probably couldn't, neither could I unfortunately. The top girlies averaged
24mph, it's enough to make a chap want to hang up his cycling shoes and take up
skittles. BTW top-posting is frowned upon throughout the countless galaxies so I
fixed it this time, next time vengeance will be meted out on you.
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[FAT]

OK.

"atriage" wrote in message
o.uk...

On 09/10/2011 00:22, FAT wrote:
>> "RicodJour" wrote in message
>> Hi, John. Ironman isn't bike racing, and many on this newsgroup
>> question whether it is even a sport. Oh, and you shouldn't ride in
>> wet shorts - your junk will get jungle rot and fall off. Thanks.
>
> Bet you couldn't TT 40k at 25MPH, much less 112 miles.

No he probably couldn't, neither could I unfortunately. The top girlies
averaged
24mph, it's enough to make a chap want to hang up his cycling shoes and take
up
skittles. BTW top-posting is frowned upon throughout the countless galaxies
so I
fixed it this time, next time vengeance will be meted out on you.
--

[atriage[_6_]]

On 09/10/2011 01:07, FAT wrote:
> OK.

*PLONK*


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[RicodJour[_2_]]

On Oct 8, 7:58*pm, atriage > wrote:
> On 09/10/2011 00:22, FAT wrote:
> >> "RicodJour" wrote in message
>
> >> Hi, John. Ironman isn't bike racing, and many on this newsgroup
> >> question whether it is even a sport. Oh, and you shouldn't ride in
> >> wet shorts - your junk will get jungle rot and fall off. Thanks.
>
> > Bet you couldn't TT 40k at 25MPH, much less 112 miles.
>
> No he probably couldn't, neither could I unfortunately. The top girlies averaged
> 24mph, it's enough to make a chap want to hang up his cycling shoes and take up
> skittles. BTW top-posting is frowned upon throughout the countless galaxies so I
> fixed it this time, next time vengeance will be meted out on you.
> --

Oh, gee - thanks for the vote of confidence! The FACT that I couldn't
has nothing to do with it, and I am appalled at your lack of faith in
me.

On the bright side, I have as much interest in triathlons as I do in
biathlons. Okay, that's not true - shooting at things while you're on
skis is cool.

R

[atriage[_6_]]

On 09/10/2011 01:09, RicodJour wrote:
> On Oct 8, 7:58 pm, > wrote:
>> On 09/10/2011 00:22, FAT wrote:
>>>> "RicodJour" wrote in message
>>
>>>> Hi, John. Ironman isn't bike racing, and many on this newsgroup
>>>> question whether it is even a sport. Oh, and you shouldn't ride in
>>>> wet shorts - your junk will get jungle rot and fall off. Thanks.
>>
>>> Bet you couldn't TT 40k at 25MPH, much less 112 miles.
>>
>> No he probably couldn't, neither could I unfortunately. The top girlies averaged
>> 24mph, it's enough to make a chap want to hang up his cycling shoes and take up
>> skittles. BTW top-posting is frowned upon throughout the countless galaxies so I
>> fixed it this time, next time vengeance will be meted out on you.
>> --
>
> Oh, gee - thanks for the vote of confidence! The FACT that I couldn't
> has nothing to do with it, and I am appalled at your lack of faith in
> me.
>
> On the bright side, I have as much interest in triathlons as I do in
> biathlons. Okay, that's not true - shooting at things while you're on
> skis is cool.
>

Only Scandinavians could come up with a sport as weird as that.


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[Simply Fred]

john wrote:
> Is here for those interested, you'll see a lot of none UCI legal bikes.
> http://kona.ironmanlive.com/#axzz1aDUrCNkC

Where's Ryan and his axe when you need him ?

[Simply Fred]

RicodJour wrote:
> I am appalled at your lack of faith in me.

Appaled. Use of the rbr dictionary on rbr posts is not optional.

[RicodJour[_2_]]

On Oct 9, 4:59*am, Simply Fred > wrote:
> RicodJour wrote:
>
> > I am appalled at your lack of faith in me.
>
> Appaled. Use of the rbr dictionary on rbr posts is not optional.

Sorry.

I am appaled at your lack of faith in I, ya looser.

R

[Plano Dude]

On Oct 9, 10:37*am, RicodJour > wrote:
> On Oct 9, 4:59*am, Simply Fred > wrote:
>
> > RicodJour wrote:
>
> > > I am appalled at your lack of faith in me.
>
> > Appaled. Use of the rbr dictionary on rbr posts is not optional.
>
> Sorry.
>
> I am appaled at your lack of faith in I, ya looser.
>
> R

There's a 50/50 chance that looser is a genus.

[Frederick the Great]

In article >,
atriage > wrote:

> On 09/10/2011 01:09, RicodJour wrote:
> > On Oct 8, 7:58 pm, > wrote:
> >> On 09/10/2011 00:22, FAT wrote:
> >>>> "RicodJour" wrote in message
> >>
> >>>> Hi, John. Ironman isn't bike racing, and many on this newsgroup
> >>>> question whether it is even a sport. Oh, and you shouldn't ride in
> >>>> wet shorts - your junk will get jungle rot and fall off. Thanks.
> >>
> >>> Bet you couldn't TT 40k at 25MPH, much less 112 miles.
> >>
> >> No he probably couldn't, neither could I unfortunately. The top girlies averaged
> >> 24mph, it's enough to make a chap want to hang up his cycling shoes and take up
> >> skittles. BTW top-posting is frowned upon throughout the countless galaxies so I
> >> fixed it this time, next time vengeance will be meted out on you.
> >
> > Oh, gee - thanks for the vote of confidence! The FACT that I couldn't
> > has nothing to do with it, and I am appalled at your lack of faith in
> > me.
> >
> > On the bright side, I have as much interest in triathlons as I do in
> > biathlons. Okay, that's not true - shooting at things while you're on
> > skis is cool.
> >
>
> Only Scandinavians could come up with a sport as weird as that.

The really difficult part is balancing
the amphetamines and the beta blockers.

--
Old Fritz

[Steven Bornfeld]

On 10/8/2011 7:08 PM, ilan wrote:
> On Oct 8, 8:58 pm, > wrote:
>> Is here for those interested, you'll see a lot of none UCI legal bikes.http://kona.ironmanlive.com/#axzz1aDUrCNkC
>> --
>
> I wonder how the Jewish athletes are doing.
>
> -ilan


Are I.V. drips explicitly banned?

S.

[Steven Bornfeld]

On 10/9/2011 11:04 PM, Steven Bornfeld wrote:
> On 10/8/2011 7:08 PM, ilan wrote:
>> On Oct 8, 8:58 pm, > wrote:
>>> Is here for those interested, you'll see a lot of none UCI legal
>>> bikes.http://kona.ironmanlive.com/#axzz1aDUrCNkC
>>> --
>>
>> I wonder how the Jewish athletes are doing.
>>
>> -ilan
>
>
> Are I.V. drips explicitly banned?
>
> S.

I asked my rabbi and he smacked my injecting hand.

S.

[atriage[_6_]]

On 10/10/2011 00:59, Frederick the Great wrote:
> In >,
> > wrote:
>
>> On 09/10/2011 01:09, RicodJour wrote:
>>> On Oct 8, 7:58 pm, > wrote:
>>>> On 09/10/2011 00:22, FAT wrote:
>>>>>> "RicodJour" wrote in message
>>>>
>>>>>> Hi, John. Ironman isn't bike racing, and many on this newsgroup
>>>>>> question whether it is even a sport. Oh, and you shouldn't ride in
>>>>>> wet shorts - your junk will get jungle rot and fall off. Thanks.
>>>>
>>>>> Bet you couldn't TT 40k at 25MPH, much less 112 miles.
>>>>
>>>> No he probably couldn't, neither could I unfortunately. The top girlies averaged
>>>> 24mph, it's enough to make a chap want to hang up his cycling shoes and take up
>>>> skittles. BTW top-posting is frowned upon throughout the countless galaxies so I
>>>> fixed it this time, next time vengeance will be meted out on you.
>>>
>>> Oh, gee - thanks for the vote of confidence! The FACT that I couldn't
>>> has nothing to do with it, and I am appalled at your lack of faith in
>>> me.
>>>
>>> On the bright side, I have as much interest in triathlons as I do in
>>> biathlons. Okay, that's not true - shooting at things while you're on
>>> skis is cool.
>>>
>>
>> Only Scandinavians could come up with a sport as weird as that.
>
> The really difficult part is balancing
> the amphetamines and the beta blockers.
>
:)

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[RicodJour[_2_]]

On Oct 9, 11:04*pm, Steven Bornfeld >
wrote:
> On 10/8/2011 7:08 PM, ilan wrote:
> > On Oct 8, 8:58 pm, > *wrote:
>
> >> Is here for those interested, you'll see a lot of none UCI legal bikes.. http://kona.ironmanlive.com/#axzz1aDUrCNkC
> >> --
>
> > I wonder how the Jewish athletes are doing.
>
> Are I.V. drips explicitly banned?

No, but the oy vey schmear drips are. Get it...? It's the only pun I
know in Yiddish, a play on oy vey ismier. ;)

R
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