Cyclists caused the coronavirus

[Mike Collins]

The simple fact is before bicycles were invented most humans lived and died within walking distance of their birthplace. Bicycles allowed exogamic relief. Cyclists invented the infernal combustion engine and took the worlds first powered flight.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/active/recreational-cycling/11592348/Why-motorists-should-thank-cyclists-for-the-car.html

[MrCheerful]

On 02/03/2020 00:01, Mike Collins wrote:
>
> The simple fact is before bicycles were invented most humans lived and died within walking distance of their birthplace. Bicycles allowed exogamic relief. Cyclists invented the infernal combustion engine and took the worlds first powered flight.
>
> https://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/active/recreational-cycling/11592348/Why-motorists-should-thank-cyclists-for-the-car.html
>

even though the first powered vehicle pre-dates the bicycle.

Amazing, so cyclists travelled back in time to invent the powered
vehicle before the bicycle?

[Mike Collins]

On Monday, 2 March 2020 08:06:39 UTC, MrCheerful wrote:
> On 02/03/2020 00:01, Mike Collins wrote:
> >
> > The simple fact is before bicycles were invented most humans lived and died within walking distance of their birthplace. Bicycles allowed exogamic relief. Cyclists invented the infernal combustion engine and took the worlds first powered flight.
> >
> > https://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/active/recreational-cycling/11592348/Why-motorists-should-thank-cyclists-for-the-car.html
> >
>
> even though the first powered vehicle pre-dates the bicycle.
>
> Amazing, so cyclists travelled back in time to invent the powered
> vehicle before the bicycle?

Can you prove they didn't?

[Mr Pounder Esquire]

Mike Collins wrote:
> On Monday, 2 March 2020 08:06:39 UTC, MrCheerful wrote:
>> On 02/03/2020 00:01, Mike Collins wrote:
>>>
>>> The simple fact is before bicycles were invented most humans lived
>>> and died within walking distance of their birthplace. Bicycles
>>> allowed exogamic relief. Cyclists invented the infernal combustion
>>> engine and took the worlds first powered flight.
>>>
>>> https://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/active/recreational-cycling/11592348/Why-motorists-should-thank-cyclists-for-the-car.html
>>>
>>
>> even though the first powered vehicle pre-dates the bicycle.
>>
>> Amazing, so cyclists travelled back in time to invent the powered
>> vehicle before the bicycle?
>
> Can you prove they didn't?

What a stupid question.
Never underestimate the stupidity of the cyclist.

[Mike Collins]

On Monday, 2 March 2020 12:13:57 UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
> Mike Collins wrote:
> > On Monday, 2 March 2020 08:06:39 UTC, MrCheerful wrote:
> >> On 02/03/2020 00:01, Mike Collins wrote:
> >>>
> >>> The simple fact is before bicycles were invented most humans lived
> >>> and died within walking distance of their birthplace. Bicycles
> >>> allowed exogamic relief. Cyclists invented the infernal combustion
> >>> engine and took the worlds first powered flight.
> >>>
> >>> https://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/active/recreational-cycling/11592348/Why-motorists-should-thank-cyclists-for-the-car.html
> >>>
> >>
> >> even though the first powered vehicle pre-dates the bicycle.
> >>
> >> Amazing, so cyclists travelled back in time to invent the powered
> >> vehicle before the bicycle?
> >
> > Can you prove they didn't?
>
> What a stupid question.
> Never underestimate the stupidity of the cyclist.

I take it you have no evidence to support your post.
Which 'powered vehicle' were you talking about?

[Bret Cahill]

> >>> The simple fact is before bicycles were invented most humans lived
> >>> and died within walking distance of their birthplace. Bicycles
> >>> allowed exogamic relief. Cyclists invented the infernal combustion
> >>> engine and took the worlds first powered flight.
> >>>
> >>> https://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/active/recreational-cycling/11592348/Why-motorists-should-thank-cyclists-for-the-car.html
> >>>
> >>
> >> even though the first powered vehicle pre-dates the bicycle.
> >>
> >> Amazing, so cyclists travelled back in time to invent the powered
> >> vehicle before the bicycle?
> >
> > Can you prove they didn't?
>
> What a stupid question.

Only because it's a self evident truth that cyclists invented the wheel.

Any other questions?

[jnugent]

On 10/03/2020 02:09, Bret Cahill wrote:
>>>>> The simple fact is before bicycles were invented most humans lived
>>>>> and died within walking distance of their birthplace. Bicycles
>>>>> allowed exogamic relief. Cyclists invented the infernal combustion
>>>>> engine and took the worlds first powered flight.
>>>>>
>>>>> https://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/active/recreational-cycling/11592348/Why-motorists-should-thank-cyclists-for-the-car.html
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> even though the first powered vehicle pre-dates the bicycle.
>>>>
>>>> Amazing, so cyclists travelled back in time to invent the powered
>>>> vehicle before the bicycle?
>>>
>>> Can you prove they didn't?
>>
>> What a stupid question.
>
> Only because it's a self evident truth that cyclists invented the wheel.
> > Any other questions?

Is it something to do with Nine-million bicycles in Beijing?