Re: question re : male problem

[gmaker]

Brock Bailey wrote:

> I have a question regarding moutain bike riding and its in relation to the
> male body......The problem as to put is I have just got a new specialized
> bike seat to try to solve my problem but it did't work but helps some..

Have the problem.
People suggest varying the saddle angle, and saddles with a slot and we have all
tried this.
I think it helps to decide where they naturally tend to go and then make it
easier for them.
I find that since I dress to the left it helps a great deal to turn the saddle
a little, about 10 degrees to the right.
At least you are not fighting nature.

[Shaun Rimmer]

Brock Bailey > wrote in message
. ca...
> I have a question regarding moutain bike riding and its in relation to the
> male body......The problem as to put is I have just got a new specialized
> bike seat to try to solve my problem but it did't work but helps
some...The
> problem as being a big guy 6'3 tall 240lbs and heavy boned type
> body..etc....I have specific problem as male I have very large balls in my
> private area and when I ride I tend to squish them and they get sore after
a
> while..I'am woundering if anyone has any suggestions to solve this problem
> with moutain bike clothing or other salution or advice to help me ..

Cycle specific padded lycra shorts (or lycra/padding lined baggies) - just
'arrange' your ******** out of the way and they should stay put. That, and
the other guy's suggestion about turning the seat to the side slightly - I
find 10 degrees to be too much (leaves one side of my arse better supported
than the other and rubs my thigh a bit), so I go with about 5 deg.

HTH.



Shaun aRe

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[Slash]

On Thu, 24 Jul 2003 06:33:33 GMT, "Brock Bailey" >
scribbled:

>I have a question regarding moutain bike riding and its in relation to the
>male body......The problem as to put is I have just got a new specialized
>bike seat to try to solve my problem but it did't work but helps some...The
>problem as being a big guy 6'3 tall 240lbs and heavy boned type
>body..etc....I have specific problem as male I have very large balls in my
>private area and when I ride I tend to squish them and they get sore after a
>while..I'am woundering if anyone has any suggestions to solve this problem
>with moutain bike clothing or other salution or advice to help me ..
>
>
>Thanks Brock R Bailey
> Victoria BC Canada
>

You really do have quite the habit of requesting all kinds of
information, repeatedly, don't you?

-Slash
--
"Ebert Victorious"
-The Onion

[Skokatt]

Slash > wrote in
:

> On Thu, 24 Jul 2003 06:33:33 GMT, "Brock Bailey" >
> scribbled:
>
>>I have a question regarding moutain bike riding and its in relation to
>>the male body......The problem as to put is I have just got a new
>>specialized bike seat to try to solve my problem but it did't work but
>>helps some...The problem as being a big guy 6'3 tall 240lbs and heavy
>>boned type body..etc....I have specific problem as male I have very
>>large balls in my private area and when I ride I tend to squish them
>>and they get sore after a while..I'am woundering if anyone has any
>>suggestions to solve this problem with moutain bike clothing or other
>>salution or advice to help me ..
>>
>>
>>Thanks Brock R Bailey
>> Victoria BC Canada
>>
>
> You really do have quite the habit of requesting all kinds of
> information, repeatedly, don't you?
>
> -Slash
> --
> "Ebert Victorious"
> -The Onion
>

wait... you mean this isn't a forum for questions regarding mountain
biking?

--
- Chris -
www.skokatt.com
_____________________________

People say I'm cruel. But I have the heart of a small child.
In a jar. On my desk.

[Skokatt]

> Brock repeatedly ask questions that revolve around him having 'huge balls
> and large penis'. Over, and over, and over, and over - google search it.
>
> Shaun aRe

sorry 'bout that... I'm just a lurker/newbie poster here... never noticed
the trend before... I'll be sure to think before posting replies in the
future.

ok.. prolly not... where's the fun in that? ;)

--
- Chris -
www.skokatt.com
_____________________________

People say I'm cruel. But I have the heart of a small child.
In a jar. On my desk.

[Stephen Baker]

I was going to reply to this one. In fact, I was going to be dazzlingly, even
blindingly, funny about it. My wit would have exceeded even Oscar Wilde's view
of his own wit.

But then I though, "Nah - feck it"

Sorry ;-(

Steve

[James Messick]

"Brock Bailey" > wrote in message
. ca...
> I have a question regarding moutain bike riding and its in relation to the
> male body......The problem as to put is I have just got a new specialized
> bike seat to try to solve my problem but it did't work but helps
some...The
> problem as being a big guy 6'3 tall 240lbs and heavy boned type
> body..etc....I have specific problem as male I have very large balls in my
> private area and when I ride I tend to squish them and they get sore after
a
> while..I'am woundering if anyone has any suggestions to solve this problem
> with moutain bike clothing or other salution or advice to help me ..

I find lycra shorts to be much more comfortable to ride in that baggy.