biking problem and advice needed ( Help)

[Brock Bailey]

I have a question regarding moutain bike riding and its in relation to the
male body......The problem as to put is I have just got a new specialized
bike seat to try to solve my problem but it did't work but helps some...The
problem as being a big guy 6'3 tall 240lbs and heavy boned type
body..etc....I have specific problem as male I have very large balls in my
private area and when I ride I tend to squish them and they get sore after a
while..I'am woundering if anyone has any suggestions to solve this problem
with moutain bike clothing or other salution or advice to help me ..

I changed my bike seat to the new specialized comfort mens bike seat which
uses body geometry.....but the problem is still there? I have a specialized
comp fs ( hardrock) with 23 inch frame and and rock shocks on the front.


Thanks Brock R Bailey
Victoria BC Canada

[Tlacatecatl]

On Tue, 29 Jul 2003 16:15:05 -0700, Brock Bailey wrote:

> I have a question regarding moutain bike riding and its in relation to the
> male body......The problem as to put is I have just got a new specialized
> bike seat to try to solve my problem but it did't work but helps some...The
> problem as being a big guy 6'3 tall 240lbs and heavy boned type
> body..etc....I have specific problem as male I have very large balls in my
> private area

Probably better than having them somewhere else. Maybe if they were on the
top of your head you could just buy an oversized helmet.

and when I ride I tend to squish them and they get sore after a
> while..I'am woundering if anyone has any suggestions to solve this problem
> with moutain bike clothing or other salution or advice to help me ..
>
> I changed my bike seat to the new specialized comfort mens bike seat which
> uses body geometry.....but the problem is still there? I have a specialized
> comp fs ( hardrock) with 23 inch frame and and rock shocks on the front.

Keep in mind that the left one naturally hangs lower than the right one,
which makes some packing arrangements easier and more comfortable than
others. With time I've just discovered how to pack mine before the ride, and
with periodic readjustment it seems to work out OK. I have different styles
of saddles on my road and mountain bikes, and I notice I have to pack
specifically for the saddle I'm going to be riding.


Tlacatecatl Tlacaxipe

[Slacker]

> Thanks Brock R Bailey
> Victoria BC Canada
>


http://www.pbase.com/image/19662680
--
Slacker

[Sorni]

"Slacker" > wrote in message
...
> > Thanks Brock R Bailey
> > Victoria BC Canada
> >
>
>
> http://www.pbase.com/image/19662680

Scroll forward to the "flasher" one -- prolly better suited to ol' Brock!

Those That Got Ain't Gotta Talk Bill

[Super Slinky]

Slacker said...

> http://www.pbase.com/image/19662680
> --
> Slacker

Now is that any way to treat a guy asking such an embarrassing question?
I mean here he is, swallowing his pride, and you show him Bart's little
yellow ass. I'm sure his problem is very real to him. So much that he
keeps asking it over and over and over...

Actually this guy is obviously a jerk-off that hijacked another guy's
name and is trying to drag it through the mud. The real Brock Bailey
probably kicked his ass or did his girlfriend or something similar.

[Sorni]

"Super Slinky" > wrote in message
t...
> Slacker said...
>
> > http://www.pbase.com/image/19662680
> > --
> > Slacker
>
> Now is that any way to treat a guy asking such an embarrassing question?
> I mean here he is, swallowing his pride, and you show him Bart's little
> yellow ass. I'm sure his problem is very real to him. So much that he
> keeps asking it over and over and over...
>
> Actually this guy is obviously a jerk-off that hijacked another guy's
> name and is trying to drag it through the mud. The real Brock Bailey
> probably kicked his ass or did his girlfriend or something similar.

I'm guessing he's a fat, one-handed troller thinking that this insipid
question will turn on some 58-year-old closet case in a trailer park
somewhere.

But What Do I Know Bill

[Chris]

"Tlacatecatl" > wrote in message
. giganews.com...

>
> Keep in mind that the left one naturally hangs lower than the right one,
> which makes some packing arrangements easier and more comfortable than
> others.

Actually, the ball opposite your dominant hand hangs lower...so since you're
on the left, I'm guessing you are right handed.

Also, this Brock guy is a troll who periodically posts with problems caused
by his massive genitals. Right.

Chris

[Brenda G. Kent]

On Wed, 30 Jul 2003, Chris wrote:

>
> "Tlacatecatl" > wrote in message
> . giganews.com...
>
> >
> > Keep in mind that the left one naturally hangs lower than the right one,
> > which makes some packing arrangements easier and more comfortable than
> > others.
>
> Actually, the ball opposite your dominant hand hangs lower...so since you're
> on the left, I'm guessing you are right handed.
>
> Also, this Brock guy is a troll who periodically posts with problems caused
> by his massive genitals. Right.
>
> Chris
>
****in what way are massive balls a turn on?
Never heard of anyone having a big-ball preference.
Dominant hand figures into which ball hangs lower? amazing our human
bodies!!!

Bren.

[Slacker]

> Dominant hand figures into which ball hangs lower? amazing our human
> bodies!!!
>
> Bren.


Yeah, it's so it doesn't get damaged whilst master-baiting.
--
Slacker

[Greg Smith]

I changed my bike seat to the new specialized comfort mens bike seat which
uses body geometry.....but the problem is still there? I have a specialized
comp fs ( hardrock) with 23 inch frame and and rock shocks on the front.


Thanks Brock R Bailey
Victoria BC Canada


Lose the Lycra..... I would frequenty finish even shorter rides with a sore
backside. Until my girlfriend got me a pair of Oakley MTB 2.1 riding shorts
for my last birthday. I can't even feel my seat anymore, and I'm riding on a
Bontrager FS2000 saddle. "Not the most comfortable seat out there".
You may want too look into you riding position as well. Things like how far
your seat is from your handle bars could be causing you to slide your ass
back on your saddle, placing more pressure on the boys..

Greg

[Reco Diver]

"Brock Bailey" > wrote in message >...

<snip>

>....I have specific problem

That's obvious.

>as male I have very large balls in my
> private area and when I ride I tend to squish them and they get sore after a
> while..I'am woundering if anyone has any suggestions to solve this problem
> with moutain bike clothing or other salution or advice to help me ..

<snip>

No ... really I mean it ... SNIP! Do us all a favor and have the buggers removed.

Haven't heard Lance complaining ....

If your not up to snipping ... try duct tape.


R

[JD]

"Brenda G. Kent" > wrote in message .ca>...
> Bren.
> ps. I can't believe I am trying to help a guy with ball problems...

You weren't. You were replying to a homosexual troll.

JD

[Brenda G. Kent]

On Wed, 30 Jul 2003, JD wrote:

> "Brenda G. Kent" > wrote in message .ca>...
> > Bren.
> > ps. I can't believe I am trying to help a guy with ball problems...
>
> You weren't. You were replying to a homosexual troll.
>
> JD
>

****I think he is a guy too? as far as Troll...how do you know? It didn't
seem trollish to me to just ask a question. What does his sexuality have
to do with anything?

Bren.

[JD]

Brenda wrote again:
> > "Brenda G. Kent" > wrote in message .ca>...
> > > Bren.
> > > ps. I can't believe I am trying to help a guy with ball problems...
>
> > You weren't. You were replying to a homosexual troll.
>
> > JD
>

> ****I think he is a guy too? as far as Troll...how do you know?

Try a Google search on 'ol brockie's posts in alt.mountain-bike, or
all groups for that matter.

> It didn't seem trollish to me to just ask a question.

Oh, but it was and always is a troll with him.

> What does his sexuality have to do with anything?

It would seem that he is either looking for a date, which probably
should be accomplished on a homosexual newsgroup, or is in search of
homophobes. Either way, he's quite simply a troll. Do a little
Google research before jumping the gun next time, sweetie.

JD

[Bob M]

On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 13:00:13 -0700, Brenda G. Kent >
wrote:

> On Wed, 30 Jul 2003, JD wrote:
>
>> "Brenda G. Kent" > wrote in message
>> .ca>...
>> > Bren.
>> > ps. I can't believe I am trying to help a guy with ball problems...
>>
>> You weren't. You were replying to a homosexual troll.
>>
>> JD
>>
>
> ****I think he is a guy too? as far as Troll...how do you know? It didn't
> seem trollish to me to just ask a question. What does his sexuality have
> to do with anything?
>
> Bren.
>

Cause he posts this crap in a wide variety of biking newsgroups.

--
Bob M in CT
Remove 'x.' to reply

[kill da rabbit]

JD wrote:
> Brenda wrote again:
>
>>>"Brenda G. Kent" > wrote in message .ca>...
>>>
>>>>Bren.
>>>>ps. I can't believe I am trying to help a guy with ball problems...
>>
>>>You weren't. You were replying to a homosexual troll.
>>
>>>JD
>>
>
>>****I think he is a guy too? as far as Troll...how do you know?
>
>
> Try a Google search on 'ol brockie's posts in alt.mountain-bike, or
> all groups for that matter.
>
>
>>It didn't seem trollish to me to just ask a question.
>
>
> Oh, but it was and always is a troll with him.
>
>
>>What does his sexuality have to do with anything?
>
>
> It would seem that he is either looking for a date, which probably
> should be accomplished on a homosexual newsgroup, or is in search of
> homophobes. Either way, he's quite simply a troll. Do a little
> Google research before jumping the gun next time, sweetie.
>
> JD

hey snookums, get yourself a killfile, and you never have to read brocks
stupid posts.

[kill da rabbit]

Brenda G. Kent wrote:
> On Wed, 30 Jul 2003, Chris wrote:
>
>
>>"Tlacatecatl" > wrote in message
. giganews.com...
>>
>>
>>>Keep in mind that the left one naturally hangs lower than the right one,
>>>which makes some packing arrangements easier and more comfortable than
>>>others.
>>
>>Actually, the ball opposite your dominant hand hangs lower...so since you're
>>on the left, I'm guessing you are right handed.
>>
>>Also, this Brock guy is a troll who periodically posts with problems caused
>>by his massive genitals. Right.
>>
>>Chris
>>
>
> ****in what way are massive balls a turn on?
> Never heard of anyone having a big-ball preference.
> Dominant hand figures into which ball hangs lower? amazing our human
> bodies!!!
>
> Bren.
>
>

Every day, you learn something new.
I'm going back to bed, and hoping for a kinder tomorrow.

[Brenda G. Kent]

On Wed, 30 Jul 2003, JD wrote:

***snip


> It would seem that he is either looking for a date, which probably
> should be accomplished on a homosexual newsgroup, or is in search of
> homophobes. Either way, he's quite simply a troll. Do a little
> Google research before jumping the gun next time, sweetie.
>
> JD
>
******jumping the gun? let's leave my sex life out of this...
:D
Bren.

***if you ARE looking for a date Brock..there is lots of other newsgroups
to do with that.
I don't know ...you can talk about anything anywhere and get a guy asking
you out for a date...why should Brock be any different?

[Sorni]

"Bob M" > wrote in message
...
> On Wed, 30 Jul 2003 13:00:13 -0700, Brenda G. Kent >
> wrote:
>
> > On Wed, 30 Jul 2003, JD wrote:
> >
> >> "Brenda G. Kent" > wrote in message
> >> .ca>...
> >> > Bren.
> >> > ps. I can't believe I am trying to help a guy with ball problems...
> >>
> >> You weren't. You were replying to a homosexual troll.
> >>
> >> JD
> >>
> >
> > ****I think he is a guy too? as far as Troll...how do you know? It
didn't
> > seem trollish to me to just ask a question. What does his sexuality have
> > to do with anything?
> >
> > Bren.
> >
>
> Cause he posts this crap in a wide variety of biking newsgroups.

Over and over and over again...

Seen Enough Bill

[Sorni]

"Stephen Baker" > wrote in message
...
> Finally found a picture of Brock - now I know what his problem is....
>
> http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/00b9a680/7c629cd8

He needs a bigger Q factor.

Already Sounding Like A Roadie Bill

[Stephen Baker]

Sorni says:

>He needs a bigger Q factor.

"Q" as in "Que.........." Oh, shut up, Baker!

>Already Sounding Like A Roadie Bill

That's what I was referring to.... ;-)

Steve - has an aunt and uncle whose license plates are "QN xxx" and "QR xxx",
affectionately known as "The Queen" and "The Queer" respectively. They are not
amused ;-))

[His Imperial Lordship]

Brock Bailey wrote:

> I have a question regarding moutain bike riding and its in relation to the
> male body......The problem as to put is I have just got a new specialized
> bike seat to try to solve my problem but it did't work but helps some...The
> problem as being a big guy 6'3 tall 240lbs and heavy boned type
> body..etc....I have specific problem as male I have very large balls in my
> private area and when I ride I tend to squish them and they get sore after a
> while..I'am woundering if anyone has any suggestions to solve this problem
> with moutain bike clothing or other salution or advice to help me ..
>
> I changed my bike seat to the new specialized comfort mens bike seat which
> uses body geometry.....but the problem is still there? I have a specialized
> comp fs ( hardrock) with 23 inch frame and and rock shocks on the front.
>
>
> Thanks Brock R Bailey
> Victoria BC Canada
>
>
>
I would suggest the personal ads

[His Imperial Lordship]

Brenda G. Kent wrote:

> On Tue, 29 Jul 2003, Tlacatecatl wrote:
>
>
>>On Tue, 29 Jul 2003 16:15:05 -0700, Brock Bailey wrote:
>>
>>
>>>I have a question regarding moutain bike riding and its in relation to the
>>>male body......The problem as to put is I have just got a new specialized
>>>bike seat to try to solve my problem but it did't work but helps some...The
>>>problem as being a big guy 6'3 tall 240lbs and heavy boned type
>>>body..etc....I have specific problem as male I have very large balls in my
>>>private area
>>
>>Probably better than having them somewhere else. Maybe if they were on the
>>top of your head you could just buy an oversized helmet.
>>
>>and when I ride I tend to squish them and they get sore after a
>>
>>>while..I'am woundering if anyone has any suggestions to solve this problem
>>>with moutain bike clothing or other salution or advice to help me ..
>>>
>>>I changed my bike seat to the new specialized comfort mens bike seat which
>>>uses body geometry.....but the problem is still there? I have a specialized
>>>comp fs ( hardrock) with 23 inch frame and and rock shocks on the front.
>>
>>Keep in mind that the left one naturally hangs lower than the right one,
>>which makes some packing arrangements easier and more comfortable than
>>others. With time I've just discovered how to pack mine before the ride, and
>>with periodic readjustment it seems to work out OK. I have different styles
>>of saddles on my road and mountain bikes, and I notice I have to pack
>>specifically for the saddle I'm going to be riding.
>>
>>
>>Tlacatecatl Tlacaxipe
>>
>>
>
> ****hey just a thought..why not apply ice to ******** just before you
> dress...that way you can fit them better pre-swell.
> Yeah..I don't have them...but like to help is all.
>
> Bren.
> ps. I can't believe I am trying to help a guy with ball problems...

I'm having a problem with an area close to my balls too.

Do you think we could get together and you could be so kind to help me out?

[vern(notafanofhormel)]

His Imperial Lordship wrote:

> Brock Bailey wrote:
I have a
>> specialized
>> comp fs (

a) use bike shorts (without underwear - rookie error)
b) despite the fact this goes against much of the common (and usually
correct) advice, consider tilting the bike seat so it slopes down at the
front *ever so slightly.*

[Brenda G. Kent]

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003, His Imperial Lordship wrote:

> Brenda G. Kent wrote:
>
> > On Tue, 29 Jul 2003, Tlacatecatl wrote:
> >
> >
> >>On Tue, 29 Jul 2003 16:15:05 -0700, Brock Bailey wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>>I have a question regarding moutain bike riding and its in relation to the
> >>>male body......The problem as to put is I have just got a new specialized
> >>>bike seat to try to solve my problem but it did't work but helps some...The
> >>>problem as being a big guy 6'3 tall 240lbs and heavy boned type
> >>>body..etc....I have specific problem as male I have very large balls in my
> >>>private area
> >>
> >>Probably better than having them somewhere else. Maybe if they were on the
> >>top of your head you could just buy an oversized helmet.
> >>
> >>and when I ride I tend to squish them and they get sore after a
> >>
> >>>while..I'am woundering if anyone has any suggestions to solve this problem
> >>>with moutain bike clothing or other salution or advice to help me ..
> >>>
> >>>I changed my bike seat to the new specialized comfort mens bike seat which
> >>>uses body geometry.....but the problem is still there? I have a specialized
> >>>comp fs ( hardrock) with 23 inch frame and and rock shocks on the front.
> >>
> >>Keep in mind that the left one naturally hangs lower than the right one,
> >>which makes some packing arrangements easier and more comfortable than
> >>others. With time I've just discovered how to pack mine before the ride, and
> >>with periodic readjustment it seems to work out OK. I have different styles
> >>of saddles on my road and mountain bikes, and I notice I have to pack
> >>specifically for the saddle I'm going to be riding.
> >>
> >>
> >>Tlacatecatl Tlacaxipe
> >>
> >>
> >
> > ****hey just a thought..why not apply ice to ******** just before you
> > dress...that way you can fit them better pre-swell.
> > Yeah..I don't have them...but like to help is all.
> >
> > Bren.
> > ps. I can't believe I am trying to help a guy with ball problems...
>
> I'm having a problem with an area close to my balls too.
>
> Do you think we could get together and you could be so kind to help me out?

****No....but you can post it on a public newsgroup for all to see and I
can help you here perhaps....or you can get Viagra.

Bren.

[His Imperial Lordship]

Brenda G. Kent wrote:

> On Thu, 21 Aug 2003, His Imperial Lordship wrote:
>
>
>>Brenda G. Kent wrote:
>>
>>
>>>On Tue, 29 Jul 2003, Tlacatecatl wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>On Tue, 29 Jul 2003 16:15:05 -0700, Brock Bailey wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>I have a question regarding moutain bike riding and its in relation to the
>>>>>male body......The problem as to put is I have just got a new specialized
>>>>>bike seat to try to solve my problem but it did't work but helps some...The
>>>>>problem as being a big guy 6'3 tall 240lbs and heavy boned type
>>>>>body..etc....I have specific problem as male I have very large balls in my
>>>>>private area
>>>>
>>>>Probably better than having them somewhere else. Maybe if they were on the
>>>>top of your head you could just buy an oversized helmet.
>>>>
>>>>and when I ride I tend to squish them and they get sore after a
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>while..I'am woundering if anyone has any suggestions to solve this problem
>>>>>with moutain bike clothing or other salution or advice to help me ..
>>>>>
>>>>>I changed my bike seat to the new specialized comfort mens bike seat which
>>>>>uses body geometry.....but the problem is still there? I have a specialized
>>>>>comp fs ( hardrock) with 23 inch frame and and rock shocks on the front.
>>>>
>>>>Keep in mind that the left one naturally hangs lower than the right one,
>>>>which makes some packing arrangements easier and more comfortable than
>>>>others. With time I've just discovered how to pack mine before the ride, and
>>>>with periodic readjustment it seems to work out OK. I have different styles
>>>>of saddles on my road and mountain bikes, and I notice I have to pack
>>>>specifically for the saddle I'm going to be riding.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Tlacatecatl Tlacaxipe
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>****hey just a thought..why not apply ice to ******** just before you
>>>dress...that way you can fit them better pre-swell.
>>>Yeah..I don't have them...but like to help is all.
>>>
>>>Bren.
>>>ps. I can't believe I am trying to help a guy with ball problems...
>>
>>I'm having a problem with an area close to my balls too.
>>
>>Do you think we could get together and you could be so kind to help me out?
>
>
> ****No....but you can post it on a public newsgroup for all to see and I
> can help you here perhaps....or you can get Viagra.
>
> Bren.

I thought this might have been some sort of service you were offering.

Brendas' Big Balls Service

Moto: Never found a set of balls that I couldn't handle :)

Customer satisfaction guaranteed

[JD]

"Brenda G. Kent" > wrote in message .ca>...
> On Thu, 21 Aug 2003, His Imperial Lard**** wrote:
> > I'm having a problem with an area close to my balls too.
> >
> > Do you think we could get together and you could be so kind to help me out?
>
> ****No....but you can post it on a public newsgroup for all to see and I
> can help you here perhaps....or you can get Viagra.

Nothing like a swift virtual boot to them for him. Well done.

JD

[Brenda G. Kent]

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003, His Imperial Lordship wrote:

>
> I thought this might have been some sort of service you were offering.
>
> Brendas' Big Balls Service
>
> Moto: Never found a set of balls that I couldn't handle :)
>
> Customer satisfaction guaranteed
>

Okay THAT made me laugh....! :D

Bren.

[Brenda G. Kent]

On Thu, 21 Aug 2003, JD wrote:

> "Brenda G. Kent" > wrote in message .ca>...
> > On Thu, 21 Aug 2003, His Imperial Lard**** wrote:
> > > I'm having a problem with an area close to my balls too.
> > >
> > > Do you think we could get together and you could be so kind to help me out?
> >
> > ****No....but you can post it on a public newsgroup for all to see and I
> > can help you here perhaps....or you can get Viagra.
>
> Nothing like a swift virtual boot to them for him. Well done.
>
> JD
>

TA! but his "big ball service" DID make me laugh!

Bren.