Steve Baker, Get a Life!!!!!!

[R.White]

See who is out riding and who is spending too much time on the
computer!

<http://netscan.research.microsoft.com/Static/reportcard.asp?timespan=y&searchfor=alt.mountain-bike&searchdate=6%2F30%2F2003>

I really thought Shawn would be #1.

[Stephen Baker]

For those interested in which 31 newsgroups R White is involved with, try:

http://netscan.research.microsoft.com/Static/author/authorProfile.asp?sear
&searchdate=6%2F30%2F2003


I only subscribe to 2, with a quick dip into alt.blacksmithing to ask a
question for the kid. Don't have time for any more.....

HTH

Steve

[Sorni]

"R.White" > wrote in message
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> See who is out riding and who is spending too much time on the
> computer!
>
>
<http://netscan.research.microsoft.com/Static/reportcard.asp?timespan=y&sear
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>
> I really thought Shawn would be #1.

He is -- with almost TWICE as many posts as the prolific Mr. Baker.

Rank Bill

[Stephen Baker]

Sorni says:

>> I really thought Shawn would be #1.
>
>He is -- with almost TWICE as many posts as the prolific Mr. Baker.
>

You weren't supposed to notice that! I WANT TO BE No. 1, do you HEAR?!?

[Andy Chequer]

And what is it you do that's so great and useful to this NG?

Andy Chequer

[Westie]

"R.White" > wrote in message
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> See who is out riding and who is spending too much time on the
> computer!
>
>
<http://netscan.research.microsoft.com/Static/reportcard.asp?timespan=y&sear
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>
> I really thought Shawn would be #1.

Hell. It had me worried and questioning my sexuality when I checked my
profile. I've, apparently, been posting to homosexual newsgroups! Until I
realised it was a reply to Brock Bailey with his big Male seat problem that
did it.

It's kinda scary using a tool like this.
--
Westie

[Sorni]

"Westie" > wrote in message
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> Hell. It had me worried and questioning my sexuality when I checked my
> profile. I've, apparently, been posting to homosexual newsgroups! Until
I
> realised it was a reply to Brock Bailey with his big Male seat problem
that
> did it.
>
> It's kinda scary using a tool like this.

So to speak.

Technically Balls Are Accessories Bill

[[email protected]]

(R.White) wrote in message >...
> See who is out riding and who is spending too much time on the
> computer!
>
> <http://netscan.research.microsoft.com/Static/reportcard.asp?timespan=y&searchfor=alt.mountain-bike&searchdate=6%2F30%2F2003>
>
> I really thought Shawn would be #1.

Better yet, look who #9 is; now who's telling who to shut up and ride?

[Westie]

"Sorni" > wrote in message
...
> "Westie" > wrote in message
> ...
>
> > Hell. It had me worried and questioning my sexuality when I checked my
> > profile. I've, apparently, been posting to homosexual newsgroups!
Until
> I
> > realised it was a reply to Brock Bailey with his big Male seat problem
> that
> > did it.
> >
> > It's kinda scary using a tool like this.
>
> So to speak.
>
> Technically Balls Are Accessories Bill

Whoops. Freudian slip?
--
Westie :-))

[Andy Chequer]

BTW, are you a secret lemonade drinker?

Andy Chequer

[[email protected]]

What is this a rat race? I even made the list and for
the last 3 weeks I've been a armchair rider during the day. During the
night its on my back only sleep. I'm the one that needs a life ,
will be life after I recover from snapped 3X collar bone. Till then I
will post when I dame please since I CAN'T RIDE

Fire up MTB 03

[Jimbo(san)]

<Originally posted by Jimbo(san) Hmmm let's see Carla #16 Me #33


I always knew that Carla was better than twice as good as me!!!


Jimbo... must ride even more!!!!...(san) >

This is a very interesting little site... I went back to '99 to see a
cross section of posts... with titles like... Hikers seem to be afraid
have bar-ends gone the way of the dinosaur? Bar-ends on Riser bars?
Dr. Troll does not hate ALL mountain bikers AMERICANS CANADIANS


Things really haven't changed much :-) There are a few of us I wish were
still around... and some of us I wish would go away but always seem to
be there ;-P

btw Carla was #14 and I was #20 in '99 ... Pete F was #1

I guess it all averages out anyway!

Jimbo(san)



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[Jimbo(san)]

Hmmm let's see Carla #16 Me #33


I always knew that Carla was better than twice as good as me!!!


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[R.White]

"Sorni" > wrote in message >...
> "R.White" > wrote in message
> om...
> > See who is out riding and who is spending too much time on the
> > computer!
> >
> >
> <http://netscan.research.microsoft.com/Static/reportcard.asp?timespan=y&sear
> chfor=alt.mountain-bike&searchdate=6%2F30%2F2003>
> >
> > I really thought Shawn would be #1.
>
> He is -- with almost TWICE as many posts as the prolific Mr. Baker.
>
> Rank Bill

I noticed that right after I posted as I just took a
glance at the stats.

[R.White]

(Stephen Baker) wrote in message >...
> For those interested in which 31 newsgroups R White is involved with, try:
>
> http://netscan.research.microsoft.com/Static/author/authorProfile.asp?sear
> &searchdate=6%2F30%2F2003

What debauchery I've been up to!

Sorry you seem to have taken offence, just thought it was an interesting tool
and you were at the top.

> I only subscribe to 2, with a quick dip into alt.blacksmithing to ask a
> question for the kid. Don't have time for any more.....
>
> HTH
>
> Steve

[Stephen Baker]

R White says:

>Sorry you seem to have taken offence, just thought it was an interesting tool
>and you were at the top.
>

It was the "Get a life" that offended, not being at the top where I belong.
;-)

You really need to work on your people skills. REALLY.

Steve "No.1"

[Cameron]

"Stephen Baker" > wrote in message ...
> Sorni says:
>
> >> I really thought Shawn would be #1.
> >
> >He is -- with almost TWICE as many posts as the prolific Mr. Baker.
> >
>
> You weren't supposed to notice that! I WANT TO BE No. 1, do you HEAR?!?
>
>

Cheer up. I didn't even make the list. :-(

--
Cameron

[Andy Chequer]

"R.White" > wrote in message
om...
> "Andy Chequer" > wrote in
message >...
> > And what is it you do that's so great and useful to this NG?
> >
> > Andy Chequer
>
> Who are you replying to?

Yes, that would be you.

> I posted this as it was interesting. Nothing more. It wasn't about Steve
> at all. He was just the first name on the list. Some people got it. Some
> didn't.

Shame MS doesn't offer statistics on poor quality trolls.

Now run and play with your friend Mike.

Andy Chequer

[Dave W]

On 3 Aug 2003 13:27:28 -0700, (R.White) wrote:

>See who is out riding and who is spending too much time on the
>computer!
>
><http://netscan.research.microsoft.com/Static/reportcard.asp?timespan=y&searchfor=alt.mountain-bike&searchdate=6%2F30%2F2003>
>
>I really thought Shawn would be #1.

Wow, I'm in the top 25!

Dave (I'd like to thank the academy)

[Andy Chequer]

Did you say something?

Must be used to that one now, Ricky

Andy Chequer

[JD]

(R.White) wrote in message >...
> (Stephen Baker) wrote in message >...
> > R White says:
> >
> > >Sorry you seem to have taken offence, just thought it was an interesting tool
> > >and you were at the top.
> > >
> >
> > It was the "Get a life" that offended, not being at the top where I belong.
> > ;-)
> >
> > You really need to work on your people skills. REALLY.
>
> My occupation doesn't require people skills.

Yeah, garbage doesn't talk when you empty the can into the truck. I'm
sure the voices in your otherwise empty head do enough talking
anyways.

JD

[R.White]

(Stephen Baker) wrote in message >...
> R White says:
>
> >My occupation doesn't require people skills.
>
> No sh*t!

No Sh*t? Tell me Steve, what is my occupation? What are my
people skills? Real world, not Usenet fodder.

I'll bet I deal with more people in a day than you do in a week.
Of course they're not sitting behind keyboards.

[Stephen Baker]

R White says:

>No Sh*t? Tell me Steve, what is my occupation?

I was merely pointing out that your occupation couldn't involve people skills,
or you'd have been "let go" years ago.

>What are my
>people skills?

Zero, demonstrably.

> Real world, not Usenet fodder.

You have another persona offline? That's a relief!

>I'll bet I deal with more people in a day than you do in a week.

Then why say that your occupation doesn't demand people skills? Seems wierd,
unless you operate Scottie's favourite spanking parlour.

Steve

[R.White]

(JD) wrote in message >...
> (R.White) wrote in message >...
> > (Stephen Baker) wrote in message >...
> > > R White says:
> > >
> > > >Sorry you seem to have taken offence, just thought it was an interesting tool
> > > >and you were at the top.
> > > >
> > >
> > > It was the "Get a life" that offended, not being at the top where I belong.
> > > ;-)
> > >
> > > You really need to work on your people skills. REALLY.
> >
> > My occupation doesn't require people skills.
>
> Yeah, garbage doesn't talk when you empty the can into the truck. I'm
> sure the voices in your otherwise empty head do enough talking
> anyways.
>

Sounds like a metaphor for when I'm doing your mom.

[[email protected]]

(Stephen Baker) wrote in message >...
> R White says:
>
> >No Sh*t? Tell me Steve, what is my occupation?
>
> I was merely pointing out that your occupation couldn't involve people skills,
> or you'd have been "let go" years ago.
>
> >What are my
> >people skills?
>
> Zero, demonstrably.
>
> > Real world, not Usenet fodder.
>
> You have another persona offline? That's a relief!
>
> >I'll bet I deal with more people in a day than you do in a week.
>
> Then why say that your occupation doesn't demand people skills? Seems wierd,
> unless you operate Scottie's favourite spanking parlour.
>
> Steve

LOL, just remember who's number one, and who didn't even make the list :)

[JD]

(R.White) wrote in message >...
> (JD) wrote in message >...
> > (R.White) wrote in message >...
> > > (Stephen Baker) wrote in message >...
> > > > R White says:
> > > >
> > > > >Sorry you seem to have taken offence, just thought it was an interesting tool
> > > > >and you were at the top.
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > It was the "Get a life" that offended, not being at the top where I belong.
> > > > ;-)
> > > >
> > > > You really need to work on your people skills. REALLY.
> > >
> > > My occupation doesn't require people skills.
> >
> > Yeah, garbage doesn't talk when you empty the can into the truck. I'm
> > sure the voices in your otherwise empty head do enough talking
> > anyways.
> >
>
> Sounds like a metaphor for when I'm doing your mom.

Thanks for proving once again what a lowlife you are, ricky.

JD

[R.White]

(JD) wrote in message >...
> (R.White) wrote in message >...
> > (JD) wrote in message >...
> > > (R.White) wrote in message >...
> > > > (Stephen Baker) wrote in message >...
> > > > > R White says:
> > > > >
> > > > > >Sorry you seem to have taken offence, just thought it was an interesting tool
> > > > > >and you were at the top.
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > It was the "Get a life" that offended, not being at the top where I belong.
> > > > > ;-)
> > > > >
> > > > > You really need to work on your people skills. REALLY.
> > > >
> > > > My occupation doesn't require people skills.
> > >
> > > Yeah, garbage doesn't talk when you empty the can into the truck. I'm
> > > sure the voices in your otherwise empty head do enough talking
> > > anyways.
> > >
> >
> > Sounds like a metaphor for when I'm doing your mom.
>
> Thanks for proving once again what a lowlife you are, ricky.

It would seem that she is the lowlife.

[Sorni]

"R.White" > wrote in message
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> (JD) wrote in message
>...
> > (R.White) wrote in message
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> > > (JD) wrote in message
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> > > > (R.White) wrote in message


> > > > > My occupation doesn't require people skills.
> > > >
> > > > Yeah, garbage doesn't talk when you empty the can into the truck.
I'm
> > > > sure the voices in your otherwise empty head do enough talking
> > > > anyways.
> > > >
> > >
> > > Sounds like a metaphor for when I'm doing your mom.
> >
> > Thanks for proving once again what a lowlife you are, ricky.
>
> It would seem that she is the lowlife.

For fooling around with YOU? Yeah, you really got him with that one!

Shades of Colonel Flagg Bill

[R.White]

bomba > wrote in message >...
> R.White wrote:
>
> >>>Sounds like a metaphor for when I'm doing your mom.
> >>
> >>Thanks for proving once again what a lowlife you are, ricky.
> >
> >
> > It would seem that she is the lowlife.
>
> Is that what you look for in a sexual partner then?

She didn't tell me until we were done.

[JD]

(R.White) wrote in message >...
> (JD) wrote in message >...
> > Thanks for proving once again what a lowlife you are, ricky.
>
> It would seem that she is the lowlife.

Keep crawling around in the dirt, pig. Only your kind will join you.

JD

[sam]

"R.White" > wrote in message
om...
>
> It would seem that she is the lowlife.

Hey Ricky,

Why is it when someone says something like that to you, you call the cops?

[sam]

"R.White" > wrote in message
om...
> She didn't tell me until we were done..

Hey Ricky,

Why is it when someone says something like that to you, you call the cops?

[Michael Dart]

"Shaun Rimmer" > wrote in message
...
>
> Stephen Baker > wrote in message
> ...
> Some poxy little prick wrote:
>
> > >I really thought Shawn would be #1.
> >
> > For threads touched or number of posts, he was. Who gives a toss?
>
> Heheheh - wooo-hoooo! Much coolness - never knew about that report ',;~}~
>
>
>
> Shaun aRe - dead proud, me.
>
>

Well, welcome back Mr. aRe! How's married life treating you so far?

Mike

[[email protected]]

"Michael Dart" > wrote in message >...
> "Shaun Rimmer" > wrote in message
> ...
> >
> > Stephen Baker > wrote in message
> > ...
> > Some poxy little prick wrote:
> >
> > > >I really thought Shawn would be #1.
> > >
> > > For threads touched or number of posts, he was. Who gives a toss?
> >
> > Heheheh - wooo-hoooo! Much coolness - never knew about that report ',;~}~
> >
> >
> >
> > Shaun aRe - dead proud, me.
> >
> >
>
> Well, welcome back Mr. aRe! How's married life treating you so far?
>
> Mike

and what does she think about you being on the computer during working
hours, or, is that how you met? Wait, don't tell me, don't tell me
you got married over the internet. The wedding was on a Friday, was
it not?

[Shaun Rimmer]

Michael Dart > wrote in message
...
>
> "Shaun Rimmer" > wrote in message
> ...
> >
> > Stephen Baker > wrote in message
> > ...
> > Some poxy little prick wrote:
> >
> > > >I really thought Shawn would be #1.
> > >
> > > For threads touched or number of posts, he was. Who gives a toss?
> >
> > Heheheh - wooo-hoooo! Much coolness - never knew about that report
',;~}~
> >
> >
> >
> > Shaun aRe - dead proud, me.
> >
> >
>
> Well, welcome back Mr. aRe!

Cheers Mr. Small but sharp pointed hand propelled projectile!

> How's married life treating you so far?
>
> Mike

Better than I feel I deserve by far! Lovin' it, dewd, truly! ',;~}~

Shaun aRe

[Shaun Rimmer]

> wrote in message
om...
> "Michael Dart" > wrote in message
>...
> > "Shaun Rimmer" > wrote in message
> > ...

> > > Shaun aRe - dead proud, me.
> > >
> > >
> >
> > Well, welcome back Mr. aRe! How's married life treating you so far?
> >
> > Mike
>
> and what does she think about you being on the computer during working
> hours

What an utterly ridiculous question, heheheheheh..................




Shaun aRe

[Michael Dart]

"Shaun Rimmer" > wrote in message
...
>
> Michael Dart > wrote in message
> ...
> >
> > "Shaun Rimmer" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > >
> > > Stephen Baker > wrote in message
> > > ...
> > > Some poxy little prick wrote:
> > >
> > > > >I really thought Shawn would be #1.
> > > >
> > > > For threads touched or number of posts, he was. Who gives a toss?
> > >
> > > Heheheh - wooo-hoooo! Much coolness - never knew about that report
> ',;~}~
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Shaun aRe - dead proud, me.
> > >
> > >
> >
> > Well, welcome back Mr. aRe!
>
> Cheers Mr. Small but sharp pointed hand propelled projectile!

Hehehe...actually my name is derived from the English name for the arrow
making profession 'darter'.

>
> > How's married life treating you so far?
> >
> > Mike
>
> Better than I feel I deserve by far! Lovin' it, dewd, truly! ',;~}~
>

Most excellent! Best wishes to you both.

Mike

[Stephen Baker]

Michael Dart says:

>Hehehe...actually my name is derived from the English name for the arrow
>making profession 'darter'.

I thought that was a "fletcher". Or is he just the guy who puts on the
feathers?

Steve

[Shaun Rimmer]

Stephen Baker > wrote in message
...
> Sorni says:
>
> >> I really thought Shawn would be #1.
> >
> >He is -- with almost TWICE as many posts as the prolific Mr. Baker.

Heheheheh - "Who's yo dadie?!?!?!?" Heheheheh - sheesh!

> You weren't supposed to notice that! I WANT TO BE No. 1, do you HEAR?!?

Tough!


Shaun aRe

[Shaun Rimmer]

Retrieved from google.

Shaun R says:

>Tough!

<sniff!>

or even <snivvel>

Steve

I am weely weeely sowy Steepun! ',;~P~`````````


Shaun aRe

[Shaun Rimmer]

Damn I hate having to google for posts........

"Shaun Rimmer" > wrote in message
...
>
> Michael Dart > wrote in message
> ...

> > > Shaun aRe - dead proud, me.
> > >
> > >
> >
> > Well, welcome back Mr. aRe!
>
> Cheers Mr. Small but sharp pointed hand propelled projectile!

Hehehe...actually my name is derived from the English name for the arrow
making profession 'darter'.

WTF happened to the title 'fletcher' then? ',;~}~


> > How's married life treating you so far?
> >
> > Mike
>
> Better than I feel I deserve by far! Lovin' it, dewd, truly! ',;~}~
>

Most excellent! Best wishes to you both.

Mike

Thanks Mike!

Shaun aRe

[Shaun Rimmer]

Stephen Baker > wrote in message
...
> Shaun R says:
>
> >I am weely weeely sowy Steepun! ',;~P~`````````
> (even though he doesn't mean it..)

Goddamn them psychic yacht designers!

> Yeah, well, you feckin' _should_ be.
>
> ;-P
>
> Steve

Yeah, well, uhhh, bollox.



Shaun aRe

[Bob R.]

"R.White" > wrote in message
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> See who is out riding and who is spending too much time on the
> computer!
>
You scmuck...now mount your favorite goat err, wife

[deluxe]

"Bob R." > wrote in message
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>
> "R.White" > wrote in message
> om...
> > See who is out riding and who is spending too much time on the
> > computer!
> >
> You scmuck...now mount your favorite goat err, wife
>
Mounting my favorite wife can be a hazardous task. You know, the
husbands......guns.