OT - How to cleaqn the toilet.

[Stephen Baker]

OK, BB, so it's probably old......
************************************************** *******

How to clean the toilet:

1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water,
and put both lids up.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards
the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close
both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid.) The cat will self
agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come
from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.)

4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a
"power-wash" and "rinse")

5. Have someone open the door to the outside (Be sure that there
are no people between the toilet and the outside door.)

6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
lids.

7. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside
where he will dry himself off. The toilet will be sparkling clean!




Sincerely, The Dog
..

Stephen C. Baker - Yacht Designer
http://members.aol.com/SailDesign/private/scbweb/home.htm

[[email protected]]

On 04 Oct 2003 21:50:46 GMT, (Stephen Baker)
wrote:

>OK, BB, so it's probably old......
>************************************************** *******
>
>How to clean the toilet:
>
>1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water,
>and put both lids up.
>
>2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards
>the bathroom.
>
>3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close
>both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid.) The cat will self
>agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come
>from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.)
>
>4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a
>"power-wash" and "rinse")
>
>5. Have someone open the door to the outside (Be sure that there
>are no people between the toilet and the outside door.)
>
>6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
>lids.
>
>7. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside
>where he will dry himself off. The toilet will be sparkling clean!
>
>
>
>
>Sincerely, The Dog
>.
>
>Stephen C. Baker - Yacht Designer
>http://members.aol.com/SailDesign/private/scbweb/home.htm


ROTFLMAO!!
Martin

[BB]

On 04 Oct 2003 21:50:46 GMT, Stephen Baker wrote:
> OK, BB, so it's probably old......

Hey man, any cat joke is good for me. :-)

--
-BB-
To reply to me, drop the attitude (from my e-mail address, at least)

[Sorni]

"Stephen Baker" > wrote in message
...
> OK, BB, so it's probably old......
> ************************************************** *******
{snip}

It was (old, that is), but I wished I'd remembered it before giving MY cat a
bath yesterday!

Bill "scar arms" S.

[Mike Vandeman]

On 04 Oct 2003 21:50:46 GMT, (Stephen Baker) wrote:

..OK, BB, so it's probably old......
..************************************************ *********
..
..How to clean the toilet:
..
..1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water,
..and put both lids up.
..
..2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards
..the bathroom.
..
..3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close
..both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid.) The cat will self
..agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come
..from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.)
..
..4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a
.."power-wash" and "rinse")
..
..5. Have someone open the door to the outside (Be sure that there
..are no people between the toilet and the outside door.)
..
..6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
..lids.
..
..7. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside
..where he will dry himself off. The toilet will be sparkling clean!

And proving that mountain bikers are truly sick people.

..Sincerely, The Dog
...
..
..Stephen C. Baker - Yacht Designer
..http://members.aol.com/SailDesign/private/scbweb/home.htm

===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande

[Mike Vandeman]

On Sat, 04 Oct 2003 23:09:53 +0100, wrote:

..On 04 Oct 2003 21:50:46 GMT, (Stephen Baker)
..wrote:
..
..>OK, BB, so it's probably old......
..>************************************************** *******
..>
..>How to clean the toilet:
..>
..>1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water,
..>and put both lids up.
..>
..>2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards
..>the bathroom.
..>
..>3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close
..>both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid.) The cat will self
..>agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come
..>from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.)
..>
..>4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a
..>"power-wash" and "rinse")
..>
..>5. Have someone open the door to the outside (Be sure that there
..>are no people between the toilet and the outside door.)
..>
..>6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
..>lids.
..>
..>7. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside
..>where he will dry himself off. The toilet will be sparkling clean!
..>
..>
..>
..>
..>Sincerely, The Dog
..>.
..>
..>Stephen C. Baker - Yacht Designer
..>http://members.aol.com/SailDesign/private/scbweb/home.htm
..
..
..ROTFLMAO!!

.... proving that mountain bikers are truly sick people.

..Martin

===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande

[Mike Vandeman]

On 4 Oct 2003 23:20:07 GMT, BB > wrote:

..On 04 Oct 2003 21:50:46 GMT, Stephen Baker wrote:
..> OK, BB, so it's probably old......
..
..Hey man, any cat joke is good for me. :-)

.... proving that mountain bikers are truly sick people.


===
I am working on creating wildlife habitat that is off-limits to
humans ("pure habitat"). Want to help? (I spent the previous 8
years fighting auto dependence and road construction.)

http://home.pacbell.net/mjvande

[Stephen Baker]

Sorni says:

>Bill "scar arms" S.
>

We have a dog that licks the cat, so we assume she's pretty clean anyway. But
I know how you feel... ;-(

Heal fast, enjoy supper ;-)

Steve

[Slacker]

> We have a dog that licks the cat, so we assume she's pretty clean anyway.
>
> Steve


Is that before or after your dog licked it's own cornhole?
--
Slacker

[Stephen Baker]

Slacker says:

>Is that before or after your dog licked it's own cornhole?

We don't know, and the cat doesn't care. ;-)

Steve

[Slacker]

> Slacker says:
>
> >Is that before or after your dog licked it's own cornhole?
>
> We don't know, and the cat doesn't care. ;-)
>
> Steve


I bet she/he does care, but is too polite to say so.
--
Slacker

[Phil, Squid-in-Training]

"Stephen Baker" > wrote in message
...
> OK, BB, so it's probably old......
> ************************************************** *******
>
> How to clean the toilet:

Question: How to unclog toilet?

I clog the toilet in my apt regularly, and this time I really dropped the
bomb, because it hasn't loosened up even soaking in water for 5 days. None
of us have a plunger, I don't have a car, and I'm thinking I'm going to have
to bike to the nearest wallyworld to get one.

Fortunately we have 2 toilets, and I won't be using that one anymore.

--
Phil, Squid-in-Training

[BB]

On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 16:05:10 GMT, Phil, Squid-in-Training wrote:

> I clog the toilet in my apt regularly, and this time I really dropped the
> bomb, because it hasn't loosened up even soaking in water for 5 days. None
> of us have a plunger, I don't have a car, and I'm thinking I'm going to have
> to bike to the nearest wallyworld to get one.

We really could have done without you sharing that.

Ever since I read the OP, the thing I can't get off my mind is my attempt
to flush one of my grandma's cats down the toilet (hey, I was VERY young
at the time). That little sucker stretched out all fours as wide as he
could. Pushing him down just caused this "spring action" and he popped
right back. Of course, as soon as I stoppped pushing he blasted out of
there. Those little critters have some pretty amazing physical abilities.

--
-BB-
To reply to me, drop the attitude (from my e-mail address, at least)

[Dave W]

> On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 16:05:10 GMT, Phil, Squid-in-Training wrote:
>
>> I clog the toilet in my apt regularly, and this time I really dropped
>> the bomb, because it hasn't loosened up even soaking in water for 5
>> days. None of us have a plunger, I don't have a car, and I'm
>> thinking I'm going to have to bike to the nearest wallyworld to get
>> one.
>
> We really could have done without you sharing that.

no doubt!

>
> Ever since I read the OP, the thing I can't get off my mind is my
> attempt to flush one of my grandma's cats down the toilet (hey, I was
> VERY young at the time).

"sure" you were ;-)


That little sucker stretched out all fours as
> wide as he could. Pushing him down just caused this "spring action"
> and he popped right back. Of course, as soon as I stoppped pushing he
> blasted out of there. Those little critters have some pretty amazing
> physical abilities.
>

hahahaha, Truth!

[Stephen Baker]

Phil says:

>Question: How to unclog toilet?

Stick a tentacle down there and wiggle it around....

;-P

Steve

[MrSlántEye]

Mike Vandeman wrote:
>
>
> And proving that mountain bikers are truly sick people.
>

If you truly cared about cats, Bob would be alive today ...

-MSE

[Phil, Squid-in-Training]

I'm still in training though... How do I clean my suckers off?

--
Phil, Squid-in-Training
"Stephen Baker" > wrote in message
...
> Phil says:
>
> >Question: How to unclog toilet?
>
> Stick a tentacle down there and wiggle it around....
>
> ;-P
>
> Steve

[Rob]

"Phil, Squid-in-Training" > wrote in message ...
> I'm still in training though... How do I clean my suckers off?
>
Put them in the toilet with the cat. Remember to hold the lid down tight.

[Stephen Baker]

Phil says:

>I'm still in training though... How do I clean my suckers off?

Suck'em!

;-)

Steve

[Shaun Rimmer]

"Mike Vandeman" > wrote in message
...
> On 4 Oct 2003 23:20:07 GMT, BB > wrote:
>
> .On 04 Oct 2003 21:50:46 GMT, Stephen Baker wrote:
> .> OK, BB, so it's probably old......
> .
> .Hey man, any cat joke is good for me. :-)
>
> ... proving that mountain bikers are truly sick people.

You have a really ****ed-up definition of proof, idiot, heheheheh..........


Shaun aRe

[Michael Dart]

"Stephen Baker" > wrote in message
...
> Phil says:
>
> >I'm still in training though... How do I clean my suckers off?
>
> Suck'em!
>

Oh...that sucks.

Mike

[Andy Chequer]

Shaun Did Utter

> You have a really ****ed-up definition of proof, idiot,
heheheheh..........

Video footage of a man in bib longs, Fox Racing gloves and a camelbak
placing an unsuspecting feline in said bog would be what I'd be wanting to
see ;-)

Make it so, Rimmermelad.

Andy Chequer Hopes you enjoyed Snowdon and missed you all.....

[Shaun Rimmer]

"Andy Chequer" > wrote in
message ...
> Shaun Did Utter
>
> > You have a really ****ed-up definition of proof, idiot,
> heheheheh..........
>
> Video footage of a man in bib longs, Fox Racing gloves and a camelbak
> placing an unsuspecting feline in said bog would be what I'd be wanting to
> see ;-)

Yup - that'd pretty much be proof that the particular MTB'r in the photo was
sick.

> Make it so, Rimmermelad.

But I like cats.

> Andy Chequer Hopes you enjoyed Snowdon and missed you all.....

Yeah, it was good fun, and I'd have enjoyed it even more if I hadn't nearly
died. We all missed you too Andy Wandy wooo's!


Shaun aRe - So, everything go alright?

[supabonbon]

"Phil, Squid-in-Training" > wrote in message >...
> I'm still in training though... How do I clean my suckers off?
>
> --
> Phil, Squid-in-Training
> "Stephen Baker" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Phil says:
> >
> > >Question: How to unclog toilet?
> >
> > Stick a tentacle down there and wiggle it around....
> >
> > ;-P
> >
> > Steve

Maybe Steve's dog can help you out...
/s