The heck with Gatorade!

[Sorni]

Here's my new secret weapon:

http://www.engrish.com/

(Nov. 28-30 selection.)

Bill "can you tell I'm killing time deciding about a ride this morning?" S.

[Bill Blum]

Sorni wrote:

> Here's my new secret weapon:
>
> http://www.engrish.com/
>
> (Nov. 28-30 selection.)

......I have nothing to add, other than I need to get a beverage proof
keyboard.

[Stephen Baker]

Sorni says:

>Here's my new secret weapon:

So THAT's what Travis was talking about.....

[Q.]

"Sorni" > wrote
> Here's my new secret weapon:
>
> http://www.engrish.com/
>
> (Nov. 28-30 selection.)
<snip>

Funny ... that's what some soldiers are doing to punk ass Iraqi's.

My little brother told me about this one (he's serving there). Take a
Gatorade bottle, fill it up half way with lemonade, the other half with
****. Put the bottle back into the cooler (this is key). Once it's nice
and cool, give it to some jerk.

C.Q.C.

[Chris B.]

On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 14:55:38 -0500, "Q." <LostVideos-AT-hotmail.com>
wrote:

>
>"Sorni" > wrote
>> Here's my new secret weapon:
>>
>> http://www.engrish.com/
>>
>> (Nov. 28-30 selection.)
><snip>
>
>Funny ... that's what some soldiers are doing to punk ass Iraqi's.
>
>My little brother told me about this one (he's serving there). Take a
>Gatorade bottle, fill it up half way with lemonade, the other half with
>****. Put the bottle back into the cooler (this is key). Once it's nice
>and cool, give it to some jerk.
>
>C.Q.C.

I just hope that these weapons of micturition can be located and
destroyed before they wreak their collosal payload.

[(Pete Cresswell)]

RE/
> Put the bottle back into the cooler (this is key). Once it's nice
>and cool, give it to some jerk.

That seems kind of foolishly mean.

Now: if he could work it out so that somebody *stole* it......
--
PeteCresswell

[Raptor]

Q. wrote:
> My little brother told me about this one (he's serving there). Take a
> Gatorade bottle, fill it up half way with lemonade, the other half with
> ****. Put the bottle back into the cooler (this is key). Once it's nice
> and cool, give it to some jerk.
>
> C.Q.C.

"Winning hearts and minds the Rumsfeld way."

--
--
Lynn Wallace http://www.xmission.com/~lawall
"We should not march into Baghdad. ... Assigning young soldiers to
a fruitless hunt for a securely entrenched dictator and condemning
them to fight in what would be an unwinnable urban guerilla war, it
could only plunge that part of the world into ever greater
instability." George Bush Sr. in his 1998 book "A World Transformed"

[Rick Onanian]

On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 15:38:07 GMT, "Sorni" >
wrote:
>Here's my new secret weapon:
>http://www.engrish.com/
>(Nov. 28-30 selection.)
>Bill "can you tell I'm killing time deciding about a ride this morning?" S.

I used to work at a computer store for Chinese people. On my first
day, it was suggested that I "Derete some fires". I had no clue
what he said...

Oh, and we used a "grue gun" for gruing ribbon cables in place when
we were going to ship a computer. Does anybody remember what a
"grue gun" is for shooting?

It is very dark... You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.
--
Rick Onanian

[David Reuteler]

In rec.bicycles.misc Rick Onanian > wrote:
: It is very dark... You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

dungeon! zork! infocom! i have all of those, still. the language they
wrote 'em in was kinda cool (MDL, aka Inform) .. a kind of precursor to
Java (write once, byte code, run on an interpreter on lots of platforms).
activision sold all of the game files off for pretty cheap a few years
back and they made a comeback on palm pilots (you could get an Inform
interpreter and play Zork III on your pilot while waiting in line).

how cool is that?

there are interpreters for near any platform (frotz is one, iirc). people
are still writing games for inform. check Jailbait on I-0.
--
david reuteler

[The Real Bev]

Rick Onanian wrote:
>
> On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 15:38:07 GMT, "Sorni" >
> wrote:
> >Here's my new secret weapon:
> >http://www.engrish.com/
> >(Nov. 28-30 selection.)
> >Bill "can you tell I'm killing time deciding about a ride this morning?" S.
>
> I used to work at a computer store for Chinese people. On my first
> day, it was suggested that I "Derete some fires". I had no clue
> what he said...
>
> Oh, and we used a "grue gun" for gruing ribbon cables in place when
> we were going to ship a computer. Does anybody remember what a
> "grue gun" is for shooting?
>
> It is very dark... You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

I used to work with a Japanese PhD. He could reproduce both R and L
sounds perfectly, but was unable to hear the difference. When he heard
an unfamiliar word containing an R or L he had to ask me which it was so
that he could say it properly.

--
Cheers,
Bev
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Sign on restroom hand-dryer:
"Push button for a message from your congressman."

[bomba]

Q. wrote:

> My little brother told me about this one (he's serving there). Take a
> Gatorade bottle, fill it up half way with lemonade, the other half with
> ****. Put the bottle back into the cooler (this is key). Once it's nice
> and cool, give it to some jerk.

Definitely winning hearts and minds there...

[Stephen Baker]

"Q" says:

> My little brother told me about this one (he's serving there). Take a
> Gatorade bottle, fill it up half way with lemonade, the other half with
> ****. Put the bottle back into the cooler (this is key). Once it's nice
> and cool, give it to some jerk.
>

And CNN wonders why Americans are not loved everywhere they go.....

[Penny S]

Stephen Baker murmured while asleep:
> "Q" says:
>
>> My little brother told me about this one (he's serving there). Take
>> a Gatorade bottle, fill it up half way with lemonade, the other half
>> with ****. Put the bottle back into the cooler (this is key). Once
>> it's nice and cool, give it to some jerk.
>>
>
> And CNN wonders why Americans are not loved everywhere they go.....

back in the days of boom and bust in Wyoming, back in my oil field
transplant days, there were lots of stories goind around about some one who
whizzed into an empty likker bottle for an upcoming medical test, left it on
the seat of their car and Lo! and behold.. it was stolen.. Pretty standard
Wyoming folklore. Rock Springs of course...


Penny

[Stephen Baker]

Penny says:

>back in the days of boom and bust in Wyoming, back in my oil field
>transplant days

<snip the **** in the whiskey bottle...>

Penny, I think my problem with the original post was that it was put forward as
a Good Thing (or at least a "Funny Thing") to be doing this to Iraqis. If it
had been reported that Nazis had forced US POWs to drink something like that in
Colditz, it would be generally reckoned to have been a lesser war crime. But
it's OK for us to do it?
Don't think so..

Steve "over and out"

[Shaun Rimmer]

"Q." <LostVideos-AT-hotmail.com> wrote in message
...
>
> "Sorni" > wrote
> > Here's my new secret weapon:
> >
> > http://www.engrish.com/
> >
> > (Nov. 28-30 selection.)
> <snip>
>
> Funny ... that's what some soldiers are doing to punk ass Iraqi's.
>
> My little brother told me about this one (he's serving there). Take a
> Gatorade bottle, fill it up half way with lemonade, the other half with
> ****. Put the bottle back into the cooler (this is key). Once it's nice
> and cool, give it to some jerk.

You and your bro' are dickless ******s. HTH.



Shaun aRe

[Monique Y. Herman]

On Tue, 02 Dec 2003 at 16:57 GMT, Chris Phillipo penned:
> In article >,
> says...
>>
>> You and your bro' are dickless ******s. HTH.
>> Shaun aRe
>>
>
> Is that possible? From and engineering standpoint I mean.

Well, they say the brain is the biggest erotic organ ...

Then again, considering the brainless activities that prompted Shaun's
comments, maybe not.

--
monique

[Shaun Rimmer]

"Chris Phillipo" > wrote in message
.. .
> In article >,
> says...
> >
> > "Q." <LostVideos-AT-hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > ...
> > >
> > > "Sorni" > wrote
> > > > Here's my new secret weapon:
> > > >
> > > > http://www.engrish.com/
> > > >
> > > > (Nov. 28-30 selection.)
> > > <snip>
> > >
> > > Funny ... that's what some soldiers are doing to punk ass Iraqi's.
> > >
> > > My little brother told me about this one (he's serving there). Take a
> > > Gatorade bottle, fill it up half way with lemonade, the other half
with
> > > ****. Put the bottle back into the cooler (this is key). Once it's
nice
> > > and cool, give it to some jerk.
> >
> > You and your bro' are dickless ******s. HTH.
> >
> >
> >
> > Shaun aRe
> >
> >
> >
>
> Is that possible? From and engineering standpoint I mean.

Ask those brothers how they managed it.


Shaun aRe