witty comebacks part deux

[MrBoogiejuice]

after landing in liverpool airport the other day, I was riding my uni
around the airport looking for somewhere that sells food(it was late and
everywhere was shut). When a scouse airport worker spots me and comes
out with the old chestnut...."someone's nicked yer other wheel mate." To
whicj my reply was...."It was there when I got on the plane, I guess
that's Liverpool for you." He was asking for it if you ask me.


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[Fred A Arnoldson Esq]

if its a pedestiran i just tell them they've lost both wheels


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[Fred A Arnoldson Esq]

if its a pedestiran i just tell them they've lost both wheels


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[Fred A Arnoldson Esq]

if its a pedestiran i just tell them they've lost both wheels


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[Fred A Arnoldson Esq]

if its a pedestiran i just tell them they've lost both wheels


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[evil-nick]

I brought my muni inside the garage where I work (alright, it's a
Wal-Mart garage, but it's still a garage!) to talk to a co-worker, and a
customer said
"You don't make enough money working for WalMart, you can't afford the
whole bike!"
to which I quickly replied
"I know, it sucks, I've got the other half on lay-away." :D


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[evil-nick]

I brought my muni inside the garage where I work (alright, it's a
Wal-Mart garage, but it's still a garage!) to talk to a co-worker, and a
customer said
"You don't make enough money working for WalMart, you can't afford the
whole bike!"
to which I quickly replied
"I know, it sucks, I've got the other half on lay-away." :D


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[evil-nick]

I brought my muni inside the garage where I work (alright, it's a
Wal-Mart garage, but it's still a garage!) to talk to a co-worker, and a
customer said
"You don't make enough money working for WalMart, you can't afford the
whole bike!"
to which I quickly replied
"I know, it sucks, I've got the other half on lay-away." :D


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[evil-nick]

I brought my muni inside the garage where I work (alright, it's a
Wal-Mart garage, but it's still a garage!) to talk to a co-worker, and a
customer said
"You don't make enough money working for WalMart, you can't afford the
whole bike!"
to which I quickly replied
"I know, it sucks, I've got the other half on lay-away." :D


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[BoojiBoy]

Fred A Arnoldson Esq wrote:
> *if its a pedestiran i just tell them they've lost both wheels *


haha, that's great. I'm sure i'll be able to use that plenty of times
once fall semester starts up again.


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[BoojiBoy]

Fred A Arnoldson Esq wrote:
> *if its a pedestiran i just tell them they've lost both wheels *


haha, that's great. I'm sure i'll be able to use that plenty of times
once fall semester starts up again.


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[BoojiBoy]

Fred A Arnoldson Esq wrote:
> *if its a pedestiran i just tell them they've lost both wheels *


haha, that's great. I'm sure i'll be able to use that plenty of times
once fall semester starts up again.


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[BoojiBoy]

Fred A Arnoldson Esq wrote:
> *if its a pedestiran i just tell them they've lost both wheels *


haha, that's great. I'm sure i'll be able to use that plenty of times
once fall semester starts up again.


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[thinuniking]

"some ******* nicked your other wheel"-biker
"some ******* welded one to yours"-me

"he has lost his other wheel"-"bright" teenager to his freinds
"i also lost four fingers" and showed them... his friends laughed at
him
Ben


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[thinuniking]

"some ******* nicked your other wheel"-biker
"some ******* welded one to yours"-me

"he has lost his other wheel"-"bright" teenager to his freinds
"i also lost four fingers" and showed them... his friends laughed at
him
Ben


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[thinuniking]

"some ******* nicked your other wheel"-biker
"some ******* welded one to yours"-me

"he has lost his other wheel"-"bright" teenager to his freinds
"i also lost four fingers" and showed them... his friends laughed at
him
Ben


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[thinuniking]

"some ******* nicked your other wheel"-biker
"some ******* welded one to yours"-me

"he has lost his other wheel"-"bright" teenager to his freinds
"i also lost four fingers" and showed them... his friends laughed at
him
Ben


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[patmoore]

"you've lost your other wheel!"

"Nah, I just haven't learned to ride a two-wheeler yet...."


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"When you're over the hill, you pick up speed!"

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[patmoore]

"you've lost your other wheel!"

"Nah, I just haven't learned to ride a two-wheeler yet...."


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"When you're over the hill, you pick up speed!"

"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room."
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[patmoore]

"you've lost your other wheel!"

"Nah, I just haven't learned to ride a two-wheeler yet...."


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"When you're over the hill, you pick up speed!"

"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room."
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[patmoore]

"you've lost your other wheel!"

"Nah, I just haven't learned to ride a two-wheeler yet...."


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[Matt.P.Herbert]

My favorite, especially if asked by a women 'where's the other half?' I
reply, 'my other half, I left her at home doing the washing':D


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[Matt.P.Herbert]

My favorite, especially if asked by a women 'where's the other half?' I
reply, 'my other half, I left her at home doing the washing':D


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[Matt.P.Herbert]

My favorite, especially if asked by a women 'where's the other half?' I
reply, 'my other half, I left her at home doing the washing':D


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[Matt.P.Herbert]

My favorite, especially if asked by a women 'where's the other half?' I
reply, 'my other half, I left her at home doing the washing':D


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[harper]

In response to "where's your other wheel" variants, I have lately been
using, "I left it at home with the punchline to your 'joke' ." I have
thought about it and am beginning to consider it to be too negative. I
think I will revert to, "it takes twice the man to ride half the bike,"
which has a much more positive spin.


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-Greg Harper

B L U E S H I F T

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[harper]

In response to "where's your other wheel" variants, I have lately been
using, "I left it at home with the punchline to your 'joke' ." I have
thought about it and am beginning to consider it to be too negative. I
think I will revert to, "it takes twice the man to ride half the bike,"
which has a much more positive spin.


--
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-Greg Harper

B L U E S H I F T

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[harper]

In response to "where's your other wheel" variants, I have lately been
using, "I left it at home with the punchline to your 'joke' ." I have
thought about it and am beginning to consider it to be too negative. I
think I will revert to, "it takes twice the man to ride half the bike,"
which has a much more positive spin.


--
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-Greg Harper

B L U E S H I F T

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[harper]

In response to "where's your other wheel" variants, I have lately been
using, "I left it at home with the punchline to your 'joke' ." I have
thought about it and am beginning to consider it to be too negative. I
think I will revert to, "it takes twice the man to ride half the bike,"
which has a much more positive spin.


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-Greg Harper

B L U E S H I F T

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[Sofa]

harper wrote:
> *In response to "where's your other wheel" variants, I have lately
> been using, "I left it at home with the punchline to your 'joke' ." I
> have thought about it and am beginning to consider it to be too
> negative. I think I will revert to, "it takes twice the man to ride
> half the bike," which has a much more positive spin. *


My other wheel? Here it is, on this .......SHIRT.....:eek:
(where you then reveal 'that' pic)


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Happy Life Day


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[Sofa]

harper wrote:
> *In response to "where's your other wheel" variants, I have lately
> been using, "I left it at home with the punchline to your 'joke' ." I
> have thought about it and am beginning to consider it to be too
> negative. I think I will revert to, "it takes twice the man to ride
> half the bike," which has a much more positive spin. *


My other wheel? Here it is, on this .......SHIRT.....:eek:
(where you then reveal 'that' pic)


--
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Happy Life Day


'Unicycle Product Reviews' (http://tinyurl.com/368h6) *107* reviews on
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[Sofa]

harper wrote:
> *In response to "where's your other wheel" variants, I have lately
> been using, "I left it at home with the punchline to your 'joke' ." I
> have thought about it and am beginning to consider it to be too
> negative. I think I will revert to, "it takes twice the man to ride
> half the bike," which has a much more positive spin. *


My other wheel? Here it is, on this .......SHIRT.....:eek:
(where you then reveal 'that' pic)


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Happy Life Day


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[Sofa]

harper wrote:
> *In response to "where's your other wheel" variants, I have lately
> been using, "I left it at home with the punchline to your 'joke' ." I
> have thought about it and am beginning to consider it to be too
> negative. I think I will revert to, "it takes twice the man to ride
> half the bike," which has a much more positive spin. *


My other wheel? Here it is, on this .......SHIRT.....:eek:
(where you then reveal 'that' pic)


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Happy Life Day


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[sockmonster]

My reply lately has been, "Nah, I took the training wheel off a long
time ago." or a deeply scarcastic, "Golly! When did that happen? I could
have sworn it was there a minute ago..."


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[sockmonster]

My reply lately has been, "Nah, I took the training wheel off a long
time ago." or a deeply scarcastic, "Golly! When did that happen? I could
have sworn it was there a minute ago..."


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[sockmonster]

My reply lately has been, "Nah, I took the training wheel off a long
time ago." or a deeply scarcastic, "Golly! When did that happen? I could
have sworn it was there a minute ago..."


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[sockmonster]

My reply lately has been, "Nah, I took the training wheel off a long
time ago." or a deeply scarcastic, "Golly! When did that happen? I could
have sworn it was there a minute ago..."


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[gasmaster]

thinuniking wrote:
> *
> "i also lost four fingers" and showed them... his friends laughed at
> him
> Ben *


?


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[gasmaster]

thinuniking wrote:
> *
> "i also lost four fingers" and showed them... his friends laughed at
> him
> Ben *


?


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[gasmaster]

thinuniking wrote:
> *
> "i also lost four fingers" and showed them... his friends laughed at
> him
> Ben *


?


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[gasmaster]

thinuniking wrote:
> *
> "i also lost four fingers" and showed them... his friends laughed at
> him
> Ben *


?


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[Mike_Foote]

he means he lost three fingers, as in the bird, flipping him off,
fingering him, one fingered salute etc.

Oh, and my favourite one is "where's the other wheel?" "the same place
as your sense of humour" :p


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[Mike_Foote]

he means he lost three fingers, as in the bird, flipping him off,
fingering him, one fingered salute etc.

Oh, and my favourite one is "where's the other wheel?" "the same place
as your sense of humour" :p


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[Mike_Foote]

he means he lost three fingers, as in the bird, flipping him off,
fingering him, one fingered salute etc.

Oh, and my favourite one is "where's the other wheel?" "the same place
as your sense of humour" :p


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[Mike_Foote]

he means he lost three fingers, as in the bird, flipping him off,
fingering him, one fingered salute etc.

Oh, and my favourite one is "where's the other wheel?" "the same place
as your sense of humour" :p


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