Edward Dolan
February 1st 05, 04:33 AM
The following query needs to be answered by Ed Gin as he as ever proven himself to be a ****ing asshole on this group. We would like to know precisely what kind of ****ing asshole he is. I think everything below applies to him, but it may be that one or two items do not apply.
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[x ] Loser
[ ] Geek
[ ] Weenie
[ ] Jock
[ ] Pervert
[x ] Spammer
[ ] Flamer
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Troll
You are obviously a:
[ ] Glue sniffing
[x ] Bugger eating
[ ] Dimwitted
[x ] Mentally deficient
[ ] Morally bankrupt
[ ] Sociopath
[ ] I.Q.-handicapped
[x ] Inbred
[ ] Neurotic
[ ] Roadkill-eating
[ ] Knee-jerk
[ ] Ultra-Liberal
[ ] Ultra-Conservative
[ ] Undersexed
[ ] Oversexed
[x ] Hermaphroditic
[x ] Cretin
[ ] Idiot
[ ] Jerk
[ ] Hemorrhoid
[ ] Idiot Savant (sans savant)
[ ] Dirtball
[ ] Birth Control Poster Child
[ ] Other: Total Waste of This Planet's Resources
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted a message in a newsgroup not related to your topic
[ ] You posted a binary in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You said "me too" to something or "Send ______"
[ ] You don't know which group to post in
[ ] You posted a (phone-sex or a make money fast) ad
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You cross-posted
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
[ ] You posted racist ****
[ ] You suck
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] I think you might be a member of a right-wing group
[ ] I think you might be a member of a left-wing group
[ ] I think you're a middle-of-the-roader
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] You advertised something not available in the US
[ ] You junk-mailed me
[x ] You just plain suck
[ ] Your stupidity is astounding
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the friggin' FAQ
[x ] Be the guest of honor in alt.MarthaStewart for a month
[ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
[ ] Post your tests to alt.test/misc.test
[ ] Cancel your Internet account
[x ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Become Pat Buchanan's love slave
[ ] Become Hillary Clinton's love slave
[ ] Become a White House intern
[ ] Promise to never refill your Viagra prescription
[ ] Promise to faithfully refill your Xanax prescription
[ ] Promise to apply Preparation H to your entire body
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Get a life
[x ] I pity your dog
[ ] I think your IQ must be 7
[x ] Take your sorry self somewhere else
[ ] Learn to post or sell your computer
[ ] Learn to post or ask the librarian to sell the library's
computer
[ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some moving industrial
equipment
[x ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[ ] Don't use the computer again without parental supervision
[ ] May your mother tell you your father is also your uncle
[ ] All of the above
****ing Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[x ] Loser
[ ] Geek
[ ] Weenie
[ ] Jock
[ ] Pervert
[x ] Spammer
[ ] Flamer
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Troll
You are obviously a:
[ ] Glue sniffing
[x ] Bugger eating
[ ] Dimwitted
[x ] Mentally deficient
[ ] Morally bankrupt
[ ] Sociopath
[ ] I.Q.-handicapped
[x ] Inbred
[ ] Neurotic
[ ] Roadkill-eating
[ ] Knee-jerk
[ ] Ultra-Liberal
[ ] Ultra-Conservative
[ ] Undersexed
[ ] Oversexed
[x ] Hermaphroditic
[x ] Cretin
[ ] Idiot
[ ] Jerk
[ ] Hemorrhoid
[ ] Idiot Savant (sans savant)
[ ] Dirtball
[ ] Birth Control Poster Child
[ ] Other: Total Waste of This Planet's Resources
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted a message in a newsgroup not related to your topic
[ ] You posted a binary in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You said "me too" to something or "Send ______"
[ ] You don't know which group to post in
[ ] You posted a (phone-sex or a make money fast) ad
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You cross-posted
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
[ ] You posted racist ****
[ ] You suck
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] I think you might be a member of a right-wing group
[ ] I think you might be a member of a left-wing group
[ ] I think you're a middle-of-the-roader
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] You advertised something not available in the US
[ ] You junk-mailed me
[x ] You just plain suck
[ ] Your stupidity is astounding
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the friggin' FAQ
[x ] Be the guest of honor in alt.MarthaStewart for a month
[ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
[ ] Post your tests to alt.test/misc.test
[ ] Cancel your Internet account
[x ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Become Pat Buchanan's love slave
[ ] Become Hillary Clinton's love slave
[ ] Become a White House intern
[ ] Promise to never refill your Viagra prescription
[ ] Promise to faithfully refill your Xanax prescription
[ ] Promise to apply Preparation H to your entire body
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Get a life
[x ] I pity your dog
[ ] I think your IQ must be 7
[x ] Take your sorry self somewhere else
[ ] Learn to post or sell your computer
[ ] Learn to post or ask the librarian to sell the library's
computer
[ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some moving industrial
equipment
[x ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[ ] Don't use the computer again without parental supervision
[ ] May your mother tell you your father is also your uncle
[ ] All of the above
****ing Regards,
Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota