Edward Dolan
February 3rd 05, 03:12 PM
>Ed Gin, Yellow Mongoloid Slant-Eyed ******* from Chicago with **** for Brains,
>
> You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we
> say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour **** out of a boot with
> instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away.
> I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
>
> You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
> worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a
> cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench,
> a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
>
> You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared
> richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into
> this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,
> abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then
> killed themselfs in recognition of what they had done.
>
> I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
> species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the
> very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers
> avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed,
> a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
>
> Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to
> impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop
> will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it
> more rapidly.
>
> You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive
> its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to
> fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink
> shame of your ignoble blood. May you ckoke on the queasy, convulsing
> nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
>
> You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid,
> nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an
> ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with
> you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in
> a land that reality forgot.
>
> And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important
> statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What
> fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted
> tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat,
> spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
>
> You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
> obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
> emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a
> disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.
>
> On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
> deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of
> wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You
> are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow
> wherever you go.
>
> You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
> You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted
> boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
> crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
> cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry ****head cockup
> pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You
> dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
>
> You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are
> degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you
> exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
>
> I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard
> stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way
> beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid.
> You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so
> far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that
> no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on
> Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire
> galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll.
> Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some
> primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure
> essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond
> the laws of physics that we know.
>
> I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After
> this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough
> strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments
> about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
>
> The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped
> away most of your of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really
> say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was
> pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a
> load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you
> have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more
> success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal"
> people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering.
> But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this
> world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this
> was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't
> have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you
> the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be
> placing such a demand on you.
>
> You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we
> say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour **** out of a boot with
> instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away.
> I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
>
> You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
> worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a
> cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench,
> a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
>
> You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared
> richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into
> this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,
> abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then
> killed themselfs in recognition of what they had done.
>
> I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
> species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the
> very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers
> avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed,
> a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
>
> Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to
> impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop
> will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it
> more rapidly.
>
> You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive
> its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to
> fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink
> shame of your ignoble blood. May you ckoke on the queasy, convulsing
> nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
>
> You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid,
> nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an
> ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with
> you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in
> a land that reality forgot.
>
> And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important
> statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What
> fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted
> tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat,
> spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
>
> You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
> obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
> emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a
> disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.
>
> On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
> deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of
> wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You
> are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow
> wherever you go.
>
> You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
> You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted
> boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
> crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
> cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry ****head cockup
> pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You
> dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
>
> You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are
> degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you
> exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
>
> I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard
> stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way
> beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid.
> You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so
> far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that
> no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on
> Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire
> galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll.
> Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some
> primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure
> essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond
> the laws of physics that we know.
>
> I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After
> this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough
> strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments
> about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
>
> The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped
> away most of your of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really
> say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was
> pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a
> load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you
> have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more
> success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal"
> people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering.
> But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this
> world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this
> was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't
> have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you
> the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be
> placing such a demand on you.