Jeff Corbett. Assclown or Master Tactician?

[crit PRO]

"It sets us up well for the stage up to Oak Glen," said Health Net
Presented by Maxxis directeur sportif Jeff Corbett. "The time gaps
aren't that big, so we're not going to blow up the team trying to
defend a 13-second lead. We just want to get our guys to the bottom of
Oak Glen fresh and in good position. From there, we'll try to make it
hard early and maybe whittle it down to a group of 10. And if five of
them are our guys, then we should be in good shape. Obviously, our guys
are going uphill well right now."

This quote was after Healthnut DESTROYED ALL in the prologue, getting
14 of the first 15 places. Then in the stage one road race to Oak Glen,
he drove the pace so hard till a dizzy Mr. Clean and SoPro crashed each
other out, and Sinus Leashwine and Flash Gordon were worn out from
alleged host housing tapping offenses. So like one healthnet arrived
fresh and in good postion, two if you count senior discount AARP member
Scott 'GNC' Moninger, who NOBODY takes serious in the pro ranks
anymore. 5 out of 10 on Oak Glen. Yeah, right Jeff. Crack open a 7-up
with that joint.

Obviously, your guys are going downhill right now. Peaked at Dimas.
Doubt you get a top 20 at Philly. And Georgia? Why don't you pull that
stunt of putting your team on the front a driving the pace their,
****er.

Bye for now. My Host Housing wants to use their computer. Guess I'll go
see what the daughter is doing. It is Saturday Night, and I am a
PRO........


cp

[[email protected]]

Sorry, but that was clearly some of your best work...very funny. You
should just stick with this stuff, you're much better at it.

[[email protected]]

dude, I'm sorry but this is pure fantasy, I've stayed at host housing
for
5 day races and I've never heard of such a thing - seeing what the
daughter is doing? probably hiding from the hordes of freaky skinny
spandex clad
nerds that have descended on her household. Dudes too tired to wash
their
chamois in the kitchen sink - I did see a girl almost vomit when she
caught some
dude washing his bibs in her kitchen sink.
Saturday night at Redlands? yeah, party city, pure animal house
bachanallia.

[crit PRO]

wrote:
> dude, I'm sorry but this is pure fantasy, I've stayed at host housing
> for
> 5 day races and I've never heard of such a thing - seeing what the
> daughter is doing? probably hiding from the hordes of freaky skinny
> spandex clad
> nerds that have descended on her household. Dudes too tired to wash
> their
> chamois in the kitchen sink - I did see a girl almost vomit when she
> caught some
> dude washing his bibs in her kitchen sink.
> Saturday night at Redlands? yeah, party city, pure animal house
> bachanallia.

Chicks can tell the difference from an Amateur and a Pro. You were
found out. Too bad for you. Healthnut guys carry Pro licenses.

[[email protected]]

most of the people I met through host housing had nothing to do with
cycling,
they were chamber of commerce types that believed the race would bring
some
money to the community.
But I am seriously interested (sadly) about how this goes down -
Lieswyn is all like "hey ladies, every hear of Lance Armstrong, I'm a
PRO just like him",
and these are girls that are living at home with their parents so we're

talking sub 18 years olds...hmm. Fraser maybe, but Lieswyn never
struck me as 1) a ladies man and/or 2) a pedophile.
They wear those PRO licenses around their necks or what?
I stayed at an embassy suites (much nicer than the motel 6 btw)
for 10 days and the Mercury squad was there, in 1999, and all
I saw was Fraser carring a box of Basic 4 cereal with him everyone
he went, like it was a security blanket.
Derek Bouchard Hall would read the newspaper and huge ass
textbooks 24-7 in the Lounge area for hours, Landis , well let's just
say he wasn't
picking up the ladies,
and the only guy who looked like he might have any player game
type action was Wilkerson,
anway, 10 days, not one groupie, female, girl, anything anywhere in
sight, I was a little disappointed honestly.
So tell us more about this groupie scene, seriously. The only
groupie I saw was that one massuese that went from team to
team, the one with the brown hair and the big man hands.
Was Fraser and Lieswyn "tapping" the same chick?
details.

[Myfirstname Mylastname]

writes:

> Sorry, but that was clearly some of your best work...very funny. You
> should just stick with this stuff, you're much better at it.

Horse****

[Steve]

http://www.redlandsclassic.com/hostFamilies/hostRules.shtml


Rules


: Host Families : :

Rules and Guidelines
€ All requests for Host Family Housing will be coordinated by the
Housing Coordinators.
€ Host families provide sleeping and bath accommodations.
€ Host families are under no obligation to provide food; however,
kitchen privileges may be an option.
€ Racers have priority for housing. Support staff will be housed if
additional housing is available after all riders are housed.
€ Support staff should plan on making reservations at a local motel.
Only team members may stay in host family homes. Relatives and friends must
make their own reservations at local motels.
€ Only those riders assigned to a home may stay there; host families
indicate the maximum number of riders they can accommodate and their wishes
must be respected. Do not ask families directly to house additional riders.
€ Few families can house an entire team, therefore teams may be
split between two or three homes in the same vicinity.


€ Please, no coed housing. <-----------------------------------!!!


€ Housing requests will be matched with host families once the final
team list has been released by the race director, and those requesting
housing will receive information on accommodations and can contact the host
family.
€ Riders who do not follow these guidelines may lose their housing
privileges




On 4/3/05 6:35 PM, in article
. com, "
> wrote:

> most of the people I met through host housing had nothing to do with
> cycling,
> they were chamber of commerce types that believed the race would bring
> some
> money to the community.
> But I am seriously interested (sadly) about how this goes down -
> Lieswyn is all like "hey ladies, every hear of Lance Armstrong, I'm a
> PRO just like him",
> and these are girls that are living at home with their parents so we're
>
> talking sub 18 years olds...hmm. Fraser maybe, but Lieswyn never
> struck me as 1) a ladies man and/or 2) a pedophile.
> They wear those PRO licenses around their necks or what?
> I stayed at an embassy suites (much nicer than the motel 6 btw)
> for 10 days and the Mercury squad was there, in 1999, and all
> I saw was Fraser carring a box of Basic 4 cereal with him everyone
> he went, like it was a security blanket.
> Derek Bouchard Hall would read the newspaper and huge ass
> textbooks 24-7 in the Lounge area for hours, Landis , well let's just
> say he wasn't
> picking up the ladies,
> and the only guy who looked like he might have any player game
> type action was Wilkerson,
> anway, 10 days, not one groupie, female, girl, anything anywhere in
> sight, I was a little disappointed honestly.
> So tell us more about this groupie scene, seriously. The only
> groupie I saw was that one massuese that went from team to
> team, the one with the brown hair and the big man hands.
> Was Fraser and Lieswyn "tapping" the same chick?
> details.
>

[crit PRO]

Don't worry.....most chick racers are dikes anyway. Like that German
that flipped the bird at the Olympics because her lover didn't get
selected.

[Steven L. Sheffield]

On 04/03/2005 10:26 PM, in article
om, "crit PRO"
> wrote:

> Don't worry.....most chick racers are dikes anyway. Like that German
> that flipped the bird at the Olympics because her lover didn't get
> selected.


What about that American that got the silver medal in Athens in the time
trial, or the Dutch girl that won the gold medal in the time trial?



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