Gone in a puff of smoke

[psycholist]

Augusta, GA 4/18/2005

Six time Tour de France champion Lance Armstrong announced his retirement
from the sport today. In a surprise move, he announced that his final race
would be this year's Giro de Italia, afterwhich he would assume his new role
as leader of the Catholic church. Concurrent with Mr. Armstrong's press
conference, a puff of white smoke was seen over Vatican City in Rome.

When asked if this wasn't a huge contradiction given his documented distaste
for Christianity, Mr. Armstrong commented, "this has nothing to do with
Christianity. It's Catholicism."

Mr. Armstrong will assume the name Pope Marco upon his ordaination.

[crit PRO]

Kik will be so happy.

[Bob Schwartz]

psycholist > wrote:
> Augusta, GA 4/18/2005

> Six time Tour de France champion Lance Armstrong announced his retirement
> from the sport today. In a surprise move, he announced that his final race
> would be this year's Giro de Italia, afterwhich he would assume his new role
> as leader of the Catholic church. Concurrent with Mr. Armstrong's press
> conference, a puff of white smoke was seen over Vatican City in Rome.

> When asked if this wasn't a huge contradiction given his documented distaste
> for Christianity, Mr. Armstrong commented, "this has nothing to do with
> Christianity. It's Catholicism."

> Mr. Armstrong will assume the name Pope Marco upon his ordaination.

The guy won't even wear a tie. No way he'd take a job with that many
funny hats.

Bob Schwartz

[psycholist]

"Bob Schwartz" > wrote in message
...
> psycholist > wrote:
>> Augusta, GA 4/18/2005
>
>> Six time Tour de France champion Lance Armstrong announced his retirement
>> from the sport today. In a surprise move, he announced that his final
>> race
>> would be this year's Giro de Italia, afterwhich he would assume his new
>> role
>> as leader of the Catholic church. Concurrent with Mr. Armstrong's press
>> conference, a puff of white smoke was seen over Vatican City in Rome.
>
>> When asked if this wasn't a huge contradiction given his documented
>> distaste
>> for Christianity, Mr. Armstrong commented, "this has nothing to do with
>> Christianity. It's Catholicism."
>
>> Mr. Armstrong will assume the name Pope Marco upon his ordaination.
>
> The guy won't even wear a tie. No way he'd take a job with that many
> funny hats.
>
> Bob Schwartz
>
>

Giro will be designing a new fish hat for him.

[Bob Schwartz]

psycholist > wrote:
>> The guy won't even wear a tie. No way he'd take a job with that many
>> funny hats.

> Giro will be designing a new fish hat for him.

OK, so that explains the hats. What about this:

http://home.tiscali.be/carpenochem/images/Vrouwen/S/Sheryl%20Crow03.jpg

Bob Schwartz

[psycholist]

"Bob Schwartz" > wrote in message
...
> psycholist > wrote:
>>> The guy won't even wear a tie. No way he'd take a job with that many
>>> funny hats.
>
>> Giro will be designing a new fish hat for him.
>
> OK, so that explains the hats. What about this:
>
> http://home.tiscali.be/carpenochem/images/Vrouwen/S/Sheryl%20Crow03.jpg
>
> Bob Schwartz
>

Now you're getting into that whole DaVinci Code thing which is beyond the
scope of rbr. Sorry.

[Curtis L. Russell]

On Mon, 18 Apr 2005 18:55:31 -0000, Bob Schwartz >
wrote:

>The guy won't even wear a tie. No way he'd take a job with that many
>funny hats.

Go back, take a look, think logo advertising. Christmas alone could
set records.

Curtis L. Russell
Odenton, MD (USA)
Just someone on two wheels...

[Tim Lines]

Curtis L. Russell wrote:
> On Mon, 18 Apr 2005 18:55:31 -0000, Bob Schwartz >
> wrote:
>
>
>>The guy won't even wear a tie. No way he'd take a job with that many
>>funny hats.
>
>
> Go back, take a look, think logo advertising. Christmas alone could
> set records.
>

I don't care who ends up being the new Pope, they definitely need to
talk to you.