Tyler Hamillton
April 19th 05, 04:14 AM
BOULDER, COLORADO (18-April-2005)
Boulder police found a man's body the hard way, tonight: by tracing his
skull fragments dropped on the residents of Boulder, where the bull****
detector in his brain exploded.
The man, who'd been arrested for riding his road bike across a line of
parked car tops on a dimly lit Boulder side street while hopped up on two
kinds of blood, and his clothes were immediately auctioned off on eBay, but
the medical examiner retained possession of the contents of his pockets for
possible use in mid-season replacement sit-coms and game shows, and for
possible bogus pro-wrestling story lines.
The cause of the bull**** detector explosion is being blamed on either
Microsoft's piece of **** software, or a blood transfusion gone bad, or
both.
Boulder police found a man's body the hard way, tonight: by tracing his
skull fragments dropped on the residents of Boulder, where the bull****
detector in his brain exploded.
The man, who'd been arrested for riding his road bike across a line of
parked car tops on a dimly lit Boulder side street while hopped up on two
kinds of blood, and his clothes were immediately auctioned off on eBay, but
the medical examiner retained possession of the contents of his pockets for
possible use in mid-season replacement sit-coms and game shows, and for
possible bogus pro-wrestling story lines.
The cause of the bull**** detector explosion is being blamed on either
Microsoft's piece of **** software, or a blood transfusion gone bad, or
both.