Tyler Hamillton
April 19th 05, 04:20 AM
A study performed by Dr. Imemine of Grupo de Norepinephrine Labs, proves
conclusively that a daily dosage of 800 micrograms of Lysergic Acid
Di-ethylawhatever, prevents either heart attacks or maybe cancer, or maybe
both, but not both at the same time.
"But if you take an aspirin a day," said Imemine, "That'll prevent heart
attacks, and if you drink it down with a glass of red wine, that'll prevent
cancer and, at that point, it doesn't really matter which one the LSD
doesn't prevent. So you can take it everyday with complete confidence."
conclusively that a daily dosage of 800 micrograms of Lysergic Acid
Di-ethylawhatever, prevents either heart attacks or maybe cancer, or maybe
both, but not both at the same time.
"But if you take an aspirin a day," said Imemine, "That'll prevent heart
attacks, and if you drink it down with a glass of red wine, that'll prevent
cancer and, at that point, it doesn't really matter which one the LSD
doesn't prevent. So you can take it everyday with complete confidence."