No Mystery!

[Tony Raven]

Front page headline of the local paper:
"Mystery of Injured Organist not solved"

A 56yr old cycling from home to church in a local village was found
lying seriously injured by the side of the road with two broken arms and
a fractured skull. Nobody appears to have a clue as to what might have
happened. Police are appealing for information. (my synopsis)

Anyone fancy giving the local paper and Cambridgeshire Police a clue?
--
Tony

"A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought" Lord
Peter Wimsey (Dorothy L. Sayers)

[Zog The Undeniable]

Tony Raven wrote:
> Front page headline of the local paper:
> "Mystery of Injured Organist not solved"
>
> A 56yr old cycling from home to church in a local village was found
> lying seriously injured by the side of the road with two broken arms and
> a fractured skull. Nobody appears to have a clue as to what might have
> happened. Police are appealing for information. (my synopsis)
>
> Anyone fancy giving the local paper and Cambridgeshire Police a clue?

Went over the bars after hitting a pothole? Two broken arms sounds like
an endo to me.

[Tony Raven]

Zog The Undeniable wrote:
> Tony Raven wrote:
>
>> Front page headline of the local paper:
>> "Mystery of Injured Organist not solved"
>>
>> A 56yr old cycling from home to church in a local village was found
>> lying seriously injured by the side of the road with two broken arms
>> and a fractured skull. Nobody appears to have a clue as to what might
>> have happened. Police are appealing for information. (my synopsis)
>>
>> Anyone fancy giving the local paper and Cambridgeshire Police a clue?
>
>
> Went over the bars after hitting a pothole? Two broken arms sounds like
> an endo to me.

Broken collar bone maybe, broken arms no way unless severely osteoporotic

--
Tony

"A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought" Lord
Peter Wimsey (Dorothy L. Sayers)

[wafflycat]

"Tony Raven" > wrote in message
...
> Front page headline of the local paper:
> "Mystery of Injured Organist not solved"
>
> A 56yr old cycling from home to church in a local village was found lying
> seriously injured by the side of the road with two broken arms and a
> fractured skull. Nobody appears to have a clue as to what might have
> happened. Police are appealing for information. (my synopsis)
>
> Anyone fancy giving the local paper and Cambridgeshire Police a clue?

My personal experience of Cambridgeshire plod is that they haven't a clue
about anything :-(

Cheers, helen s

[James Annan]

Tony Raven wrote:

> Front page headline of the local paper:
> "Mystery of Injured Organist not solved"
>
> A 56yr old cycling from home to church in a local village was found
> lying seriously injured by the side of the road with two broken arms and
> a fractured skull. Nobody appears to have a clue as to what might have
> happened. Police are appealing for information. (my synopsis)
>
> Anyone fancy giving the local paper and Cambridgeshire Police a clue?

Were it a 20-something-year old male I'd be wondering about a detached
front wheel and disk brake :-) What with her being 56 years old and on
her way to church a slightly dented car and driver who "thought they
might have hit a cat" seems more likely :-(

James

[Tony Raven]

wafflycat wrote:
>
> My personal experience of Cambridgeshire plod is that they haven't a
> clue about anything :-(
>

That's very harsh. After all this is only the police force that cocked
up the background checks on Ian Huntley and then sent a suspected
paedophile along to support the families after the murders.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/cambridgeshire/3166809.stm


--
Tony

"A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought" Lord
Peter Wimsey (Dorothy L. Sayers)

[Zog The Undeniable]

Tony Raven wrote:

> Broken collar bone maybe, broken arms no way unless severely osteoporotic
>
It's precisely what happened to Chalo on r.b.t recently, when his front
wheel hit his downtube and he endoed.

[Mike Causer]

On Sat, 28 May 2005 17:13:19 +0100, Zog The Undeniable wrote:

> Tony Raven wrote:
>
>> Broken collar bone maybe, broken arms no way unless severely
>> osteoporotic
>>
> It's precisely what happened to Chalo on r.b.t recently, when his front
> wheel hit his downtube and he endoed.

Yeah, but doesn't he weigh something that would probably break his arms if
he tried to do a press-up?


Mike

[Zog The Undeniable]

Mike Causer wrote:

> Yeah, but doesn't he weigh something that would probably break his arms if
> he tried to do a press-up?

:-)