I lived in a town that was asleep at the world. Its Mayor was always giving press conferences saying: "We want to be just like the old Uniteda Statesa that you...

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Is anyone aware of any streaming audio for the Tour of Georgia? Any local / regional radio stations covering the race? Bill Brannon

http://www.cyclingnews.com/road/2005/apr05/georgia05/?id=results/georgia051 They must have a fridge in the hotel at TdG. Brooks travels with product. cp

The Sierra Nevada car averages 2 smashed bumpers a season. Good to see that they are on pcae for 2005. Not even Neel's fault this time! cp

Kloden quoted in cyclingnews: "Sometimes he drinks his five, six, seven, eight beers and gets drunk..."

Boulder, Colorado (19-April-2005) OJ Simpson, former star of "The Simpsons," finally broke down, yesterday, and confessed to knowing who killed his...

Boulder, Colorado (19-April-2005) OJ Simpson, former star of "The Simpsons," finally broke down, yesterday, and confessed to knowing who killed his ex-bitch,...

OJ Simpson, former star of "The Simpsons," finally broke down, yesterday, and confessed to knowing who killed his ex-bitch, Nicole. "I can't keep quiet any...

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Boulder, CO (18-April-2005) Grieving wrestlers of the World Wrestling Federation tearfully broke utility tables over each others' damn skulls and smashed the...

A shot appeared on the monitor of a person trying to plant an egg in soil. It ran for about a minute before another voice broke in, this one speaking Esperanto...

I quit the peloton anyway, and traded my World Refugee Empowerment ID Card for a lock-pick set and a .22 with phone and became a cheap, petty, slimeball,...

A few months later, as lives and infrastructures continued crumbling even faster than before, I called a press conference to let the people know that they...

Suddenly I felt I had to give a speech, no matter where I was or what kind of shape I was in. I got up on a bar stool and then up on the bar and started to...

Following the lead of everybody else who doesn't know what the **** they're doing, OR WHY, the so-called "war on drugs" has decided to change its name to the...

BOULDER, COLORADO (18-April-2005) Boulder police found a man's body the hard way, tonight: by tracing his skull fragments dropped on the residents of Boulder,...

A study performed by Dr. Imemine of Grupo de Norepinephrine Labs, proves conclusively that a daily dosage of 800 micrograms of Lysergic Acid Di-ethylawhatever,...

Gee... I wonder if Crit Pro's arrest for extortion is public record? now we know... Tyler says... "The Extortionist: My case is made even more confounding...

folks, i have just gotten six new pages posted on stage 1 of the tour de georgia. go to http://www.coolbicycling.com/2005tourdegeorgia01.htm and click on the...