Twat on bike
 

Last night I was out walking my little dog. I heard a bell ringing behind
me. There was this adult cyclist on the footpath who expected me to give way
to him. Yeah right.
I blocked him. His gormless mouth opened wide. He again tried to ride past
me on the footpath. I blocked him again. His gormless gob opened yet again,
he asked me why I "was in his way".
I mentioned Highways Act section 72. The pillock just looked at me. Then he
rode in the gutter where he belongs.
I really hope that I meet him again.

Twat on bike
 

On 11/09/18 18:56, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

Last night I was out walking my little dog. I heard a bell ringing behind
me. There was this adult cyclist on the footpath who expected me to give way
to him. Yeah right.

...

I mentioned Highways Act section 72.

Highways Act section 72 applies to "footway" not "footpath". Get your
facts right.

Twat on bike
 

TMS320 wrote:
On 11/09/18 18:56, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

Last night I was out walking my little dog. I heard a bell ringing
behind me. There was this adult cyclist on the footpath who expected
me to give way to him. Yeah right.

...

I mentioned Highways Act section 72.

Highways Act section 72 applies to "footway" not "footpath". Get your
facts right.

You know very well what I meant.
Now, **** off you little lump of ****.

Twat on bike
 

On 12/09/18 21:31, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
TMS320 wrote:
On 11/09/18 18:56, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

Last night I was out walking my little dog. I heard a bell
ringing behind me. There was this adult cyclist on the footpath
who expected me to give way to him. Yeah right.

...

I mentioned Highways Act section 72.

Highways Act section 72 applies to "footway" not "footpath". Get
your facts right.

You know very well what I meant.

Yes, I know you meant footpath.

Now, **** off you little lump of ****.
I nearly called you a gormless **** in my first reply. Clearly you have
issues both on newsgroups and in real life and you are a gormless ****.

Twat on bike
 

On Tue, 11 Sep 2018 18:56:21 +0100, "Mr Pounder Esquire"
wrote:

Last night I was out walking my little dog. I heard a bell ringing behind
me. There was this adult cyclist on the footpath who expected me to give way
to him. Yeah right.
I blocked him. His gormless mouth opened wide. He again tried to ride past
me on the footpath. I blocked him again. His gormless gob opened yet again,
he asked me why I "was in his way".
I mentioned Highways Act section 72. The pillock just looked at me. Then he
rode in the gutter where he belongs.
I really hope that I meet him again.


You could have thought he was about to attack you and you knocked him off his
bike in fear and self-defence;-)

Twat on bike
 

TMS320 wrote:
On 11/09/18 18:56, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

Last night I was out walking my little dog. I heard a bell ringing
behind me. There was this adult cyclist on the footpath who expected me
to give way to him. Yeah right.

I mentioned Highways Act section 72.

Highways Act section 72 applies to "footway" not "footpath". Get your
facts right.

There are no 'facts' to get right, because the story is fabricated.

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