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this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my bike along the usual
sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development, (there is a lot of
entrance to the sidewalk from the houses their, so many stoopd people walking
out f it always), so for whatever reason i decide to bark real loud at whoever
is on the sidewalk. i come zooming up to this once couple who were not looking,
*ruff! ruff!* they just about jumped out of there skin. this one other lady
practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i look back she
is actualy clutcing her chest!

anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!!

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jake jamison wrote:
this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my bike along
the usual sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development,
(there is a lot of entrance to the sidewalk from the houses their, so
many stoopd people walking out f it always), so for whatever reason i
decide to bark real loud at whoever is on the sidewalk. i come
zooming up to this once couple who were not looking, *ruff! ruff!*
they just about jumped out of there skin. this one other lady
practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i
look back she is actualy clutcing her chest!

anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!!

Think again. (Or for the first time, evidently.)

Bill "whaddya, like, *8*?" S.

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S o r n i wrote:
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Bill "whaddya, like, *8*?" S.

Yup. Google shows his favorite newsgroup to be rec.toys.action-figures...

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Thu, 06 May 2004 16:57:39 GMT,
. net, "jake jamison"
wrote:

this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my bike along the usual
sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development, (there is a lot of
entrance to the sidewalk from the houses their, so many stoopd people walking
out f it always), so for whatever reason i decide to bark real loud at whoever
is on the sidewalk. i come zooming up to this once couple who were not looking,
*ruff! ruff!* they just about jumped out of there skin. this one other lady
practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i look back she
is actualy clutcing her chest!

anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!!


I thought it was about a four.
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In article . net,
"jake jamison" writes:

*ruff! ruff!*

tomkeats@bud $ pom
The Moon is Waning Gibbous (95% of Full)

hmmm ...

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well.. since many people are scared ****less of dogs.. you've done your best
to give cyclists a bad name with another group of people..

another stupid pet trick.

cheers

don
"jake jamison" wrote in message
ink.net...
this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my bike along the
usual
sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development, (there is a lot of
entrance to the sidewalk from the houses their, so many stoopd people
walking
out f it always), so for whatever reason i decide to bark real loud at
whoever
is on the sidewalk. i come zooming up to this once couple who were not
looking,
*ruff! ruff!* they just about jumped out of there skin. this one other
lady
practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i look
back she
is actualy clutcing her chest!

anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!!

funny things to do on a bike
 

"jake jamison" wrote in message
ink.net...
this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my bike along the
usual
sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development, (there is a lot
of
entrance to the sidewalk from the houses their, so many stoopd people
walking
out f it always), so for whatever reason i decide to bark real loud at
whoever
is on the sidewalk. i come zooming up to this once couple who were not
looking,
*ruff! ruff!* they just about jumped out of there skin. this one other
lady
practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i look
back she
is actualy clutcing her chest!

anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!!



Just curious what you would have done if she really did have a heart attack?
-tom

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Thu, 6 May 2004 14:29:40 -0400, ,
"Don" wrote:

well.. since many people are scared ****less of dogs.. you've done your best
to give cyclists a bad name with another group of people..

Cyclists are traditionally considered scum by the worthless dull
witted masses of unwashed heathen plebes. His antics didn't
significantly change anyone's opinion of cyclists as a group.

I bark at coyotes. Doesn't scare them at all.
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Thu, 6 May 2004 11:43:48 -0700, ,
"Tom Nakashima" wrote:

Just curious what you would have done if she really did have a heart attack?

Go back for the purse and jewellery of course.
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zk

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"jake jamison" wrote in message
ink.net...
this morning on my way to the bus stop i was ridding my bike along the
usual
sidewalk stretch next to this lame housing development, (there is a lot of
entrance to the sidewalk from the houses their, so many stoopd people
walking
out f it always), so for whatever reason i decide to bark real loud at
whoever
is on the sidewalk. i come zooming up to this once couple who were not
looking,
*ruff! ruff!* they just about jumped out of there skin. this one other
lady
practicly had a heart attack she was so scred *RUFF! WOOF!* when i look
back she
is actualy clutcing her chest!

anyway just thught i would share, it was pertty funny!!!

That makes a strange sort of sense ... they tell women if they're getting
attacked don't yell help, yell fire instead. Nobody pays attention to help.
It would seem a barking dog would get peoples better than most other things.

C.Q.C.