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Mr Pounder Esquire May 15th 19 05:29 PM

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I went out to the corner shop, down the road and (actually on the road)
comes this shirtless lump of **** on a silly bicycle.
He shouted "All right mate"? I replied, "I'm not your mate".
He then went on the back wheel of his pedal bike to show off. Off the creep
went, on it's spineless back. Plenty of blood.
He did not like me laughing. But what else are cyclists for, except to be
laughed at?




Simon Jester May 15th 19 05:57 PM

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On Wednesday, May 15, 2019 at 5:29:38 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
I went out to the corner shop, down the road and (actually on the road)
comes this shirtless lump of **** on a silly bicycle.
He shouted "All right mate"? I replied, "I'm not your mate".
He then went on the back wheel of his pedal bike to show off. Off the creep
went, on it's spineless back. Plenty of blood.
He did not like me laughing. But what else are cyclists for, except to be
laughed at?


And then you woke up and had to change the sheets.

Kerr-Mudd,John[_2_] May 15th 19 06:58 PM

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On Wed, 15 May 2019 16:57:38 GMT, Simon Jester
wrote:

On Wednesday, May 15, 2019 at 5:29:38 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
I went out to the corner shop, down the road and (actually on the
road) comes this shirtless lump of **** on a silly bicycle.
He shouted "All right mate"? I replied, "I'm not your mate".
He then went on the back wheel of his pedal bike to show off. Off the
creep went, on it's spineless back. Plenty of blood.
He did not like me laughing. But what else are cyclists for, except
to be laughed at?


And then you woke up and had to change the sheets.

He's more to be pitied than insulted.


--
Bah, and indeed, Humbug.

Peter Keller[_3_] May 16th 19 09:59 AM

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On 16/05/2019 05:58, Kerr-Mudd,John wrote:
On Wed, 15 May 2019 16:57:38 GMT, Simon Jester
wrote:

On Wednesday, May 15, 2019 at 5:29:38 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
I went out to the corner shop, down the road and (actually on the
road) comes this shirtless lump of **** on a silly bicycle.
He shouted "All right mate"? I replied, "I'm not your mate".
He then went on the back wheel of his pedal bike to show off. Off the
creep went, on it's spineless back. Plenty of blood.
He did not like me laughing. But what else are cyclists for, except
to be laughed at?


And then you woke up and had to change the sheets.

He's more to be pitied than insulted.


Agreed.
His tool must be uncomfortably raw by now.

Simon Jester May 17th 19 05:55 PM

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On Thursday, May 16, 2019 at 9:59:32 AM UTC+1, Peter Keller wrote:
On 16/05/2019 05:58, Kerr-Mudd,John wrote:
On Wed, 15 May 2019 16:57:38 GMT, Simon Jester
wrote:

On Wednesday, May 15, 2019 at 5:29:38 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
I went out to the corner shop, down the road and (actually on the
road) comes this shirtless lump of **** on a silly bicycle.
He shouted "All right mate"? I replied, "I'm not your mate".
He then went on the back wheel of his pedal bike to show off. Off the
creep went, on it's spineless back. Plenty of blood.
He did not like me laughing. But what else are cyclists for, except
to be laughed at?

And then you woke up and had to change the sheets.

He's more to be pitied than insulted.


Agreed.
His tool must be uncomfortably raw by now.


Maybe he uses a condom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csLPgaX2Ekc




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