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[email protected] August 19th 18 07:09 PM

Walking helmets needed?
 
Wasn't it Medwit who always told us that we cyclists would ALWAYS choose to wear a plastic hat if a man came up to us with a hammer in his hand to hit us on the head?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ck-street.html

Simon Jester August 19th 18 08:46 PM

Walking helmets needed?
 
On Sunday, August 19, 2018 at 7:09:07 PM UTC+1, wrote:
Wasn't it Medwit who always told us that we cyclists would ALWAYS choose to wear a plastic hat if a man came up to us with a hammer in his hand to hit us on the head?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ck-street.html


Clearly the Hammerist lost control of his tool in an effort to avoid hitting an unlit cyclist and accidentally hit two innocent bystanders in the head. This proves cyclists do not pay road tax.


Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee August 19th 18 09:05 PM

Walking helmets needed?
 
Simon Jester wrote:
On Sunday, August 19, 2018 at 7:09:07 PM UTC+1, wrote:


Wasn't it Medwit who always told us that we cyclists would ALWAYS choose to wear a plastic hat if a man came up to us with a hammer in his hand to hit us on the head?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ck-street.html


Clearly the Hammerist lost control of his tool in an effort to avoid hitting an unlit cyclist and accidentally hit two innocent bystanders in the head. This proves cyclists do not pay road tax.


Ah, nonsense. The sun was evidently too low, which caused the Hammerist to
swing his weapon a bit too close to the guilty women.

--
john smith |MA (Hons)|MPhil (Hons)|CAPES (mention très bien)|LLB (Hons)
'It never gets any easier. You just get faster'
(Greg LeMond (1961 - ))

Peter Keller[_3_] August 20th 18 09:40 AM

Walking helmets needed?
 
On 19.08.2018 20:09, wrote:
Wasn't it Medwit who always told us that we cyclists would ALWAYS choose to wear a plastic hat if a man came up to us with a hammer in his hand to hit us on the head?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ck-street.html

Quote:

The suspect, from Greenwich, is thought to have mental health issues, a
taser was 'deployed but not used' prior to his arrest.
Only thought?

Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee August 20th 18 12:46 PM

Walking helmets needed?
 
Peter Keller wrote:
On 19.08.2018 20:09, wrote:


Wasn't it Medwit who always told us that we cyclists would ALWAYS choose
to wear a plastic hat if a man came up to us with a hammer in his hand
to hit us on the head?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ck-street.html

[quote] The suspect, from Greenwich, is thought to have mental health
issues


A driver, then.

--
john smith |MA (Hons)|MPhil (Hons)|CAPES (mention très bien)|LLB (Hons)
'It never gets any easier. You just get faster'
(Greg LeMond (1961 - ))

[email protected] August 20th 18 12:58 PM

Walking helmets needed?
 
On Monday, August 20, 2018 at 12:47:04 PM UTC+1, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Peter Keller wrote:
On 19.08.2018 20:09, wrote:


Wasn't it Medwit who always told us that we cyclists would ALWAYS choose
to wear a plastic hat if a man came up to us with a hammer in his hand
to hit us on the head?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ck-street.html

[quote] The suspect, from Greenwich, is thought to have mental health
issues


A driver, then.


QUOTE:

Neighbours said he left the scene 'calmly on a pushbike' after leaving the women horrifically injured.

They described the victims 'covered in blood' while the suspect walked 'calmly' around, swinging his hammer.

Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee August 20th 18 02:27 PM

Walking helmets needed?
 
wrote:
On Monday, August 20, 2018 at 12:47:04 PM UTC+1, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Peter Keller wrote:
On 19.08.2018 20:09,
wrote:

Wasn't it Medwit who always told us that we cyclists would ALWAYS
choose to wear a plastic hat if a man came up to us with a hammer in
his hand to hit us on the head?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ck-street.html

[quote] The suspect, from Greenwich, is thought to have mental health
issues


A driver, then.


QUOTE:

Neighbours said he left the scene 'calmly on a pushbike' after leaving
the women horrifically injured.

They described the victims 'covered in blood' while the suspect walked
'calmly' around, swinging his hammer.


Ah, so I was right. A driver.

--
john smith |MA (Hons)|MPhil (Hons)|CAPES (mention très bien)|LLB (Hons)
'It never gets any easier. You just get faster'
(Greg LeMond (1961 - ))

Kerr-Mudd,John[_2_] August 20th 18 06:31 PM

Walking helmets needed?
 
On Sun, 19 Aug 2018 18:09:06 GMT, wrote:

Wasn't it Medwit who always told us that we cyclists would ALWAYS
choose to wear a plastic hat if a man came up to us with a hammer in
his hand to hit us on the head?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-left-fighting
-lives-horror-hammer-attack-street.html


Please; not relevant; have some sympathy for those affected.
Let's keep it cycling!

--
Bah, and indeed, Humbug.

Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee August 20th 18 08:43 PM

Walking helmets needed?
 
Kerr-Mudd,John wrote:
On Sun, 19 Aug 2018 18:09:06 GMT, wrote:

Wasn't it Medwit who always told us that we cyclists would ALWAYS
choose to wear a plastic hat if a man came up to us with a hammer in
his hand to hit us on the head?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-left-fighting
-lives-horror-hammer-attack-street.html


Please; not relevant; have some sympathy for those affected.
Let's keep it cycling!


FFS ...
--
john smith |MA (Hons)|MPhil (Hons)|CAPES (mention très bien)|LLB (Hons)
'It never gets any easier. You just get faster'
(Greg LeMond (1961 - ))

[email protected] August 21st 18 11:08 AM

Walking helmets needed?
 
On Monday, August 20, 2018 at 6:31:09 PM UTC+1, Kerr-Mudd,John wrote:
On Sun, 19 Aug 2018 18:09:06 GMT, wrote:

Wasn't it Medwit who always told us that we cyclists would ALWAYS
choose to wear a plastic hat if a man came up to us with a hammer in
his hand to hit us on the head?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-left-fighting
-lives-horror-hammer-attack-street.html


Please; not relevant; have some sympathy for those affected.
Let's keep it cycling!


It is - the head-testing hammer-wielder scarpered on a "push bike".


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