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KingOfTheApes November 11th 08 02:09 AM

A March on Washington... on Bicycle?
 
On Nov 10, 7:51*pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"KingOfTheApes" wrote in message

...

On Nov 8, 3:25 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:


Hey, sorrowful man, not all senior citizens are oldÖ


You god damn moron - I did not write the above.

Originally Posted by patentcad


ďHey, Iím not so friggin old.Ē

If you ride a bike, no matter how old you are, youíll never be old.
But if you drool and speak about the need for war, you probably


are. ;)

How about I war on your stupid head, you god damn freak of an asshole!

****ing Regards,


Foul mouthed old men like voted for the old man.

You did, right? And you don't ride a bike either...

So long, babbling Dr. Evil.

Tom Keats November 11th 08 03:15 PM

A March on Washington... on Bicycle?
 
In article ,
KingOfTheApes writes:

I speak for ORGANIZED MARCHS, not for wild
monkeys blocking traffic.


And yet so many of your previous posts are calls
to cyclists to go ahead and "take the lane" just
to make some kind of statement. I can supply lots
of references to those posts of yours.

You have already demonstrated yourself to be a
two-faced hypocrite.

I hope your concept of "organized marches" doesn't
involve jackboots and goose-strutting. On the
other hand ... yeah, go ahead.

--
Nothing is safe from me.
I'm really at:
tkeats curlicue vcn dot bc dot ca

KingOfTheApes November 11th 08 05:34 PM

A March on Washington... on Bicycle?
 
On Nov 11, 9:15*am, (Tom Keats) wrote:
In article ,
* * * * KingOfTheApes writes:

I speak for ORGANIZED MARCHS, not for wild
monkeys blocking traffic.


And yet so many of your previous posts are calls
to cyclists to go ahead and "take the lane" just
to make some kind of statement. *I can supply lots
of references to those posts of yours.

You have already demonstrated yourself to be a
two-faced hypocrite.

I hope your concept of "organized marches" doesn't
involve jackboots and goose-strutting. *On the
other hand ... yeah, go ahead.

--
Nothing is safe from me.
I'm really at:
tkeats curlicue vcn dot bc dot ca


Taking the lane on a road is hardly blocking traffic if there's more
than one lane.

I think you have Alzheimer (link provided below) or ADD (attention
deficit disorder). I hope you don't vote, just I hope Dr. Evil doesn't
vote...

(he would be good in this competition)

Originally Posted by Scooper
"Well, we could give all voters (regardless of age) a cognitive
deficit test, and those with failing grades would be disqualified to
vote. Candidates would also be required to take and pass the same test
as a pre-requisite for getting on the ballot (I'm guessing McCain
would have failed)."


I would put the American elders to fight the Iraqi elders until they
figure out who's best.

They would compete in age categories, namely: 65-75, 75-85 and above
85, where the weapon of choice is one spitting at the other.

http://www.alzheimer.ca/english/index.php

KingOfTheApes November 11th 08 05:38 PM

Isnít that the whole point of DEMOCRACY
 
On Nov 11, 9:15*am, (Tom Keats) wrote:

I hope your concept of "organized marches" doesn't
involve jackboots and goose-strutting. *On the
other hand ... yeah, go ahead.

--


Hey, you don't have any sort of order on Canadian roads either, right?
What don't you make up your mind and decide to be American or
European? ;)

Originally Posted by OneArmedScissor
"speed isnít as dangerous as poor driving habits are. The autobahn
functions quite well because of a hyper organized and obedient system
of right lane slow left lane fast.

people here have no idea what that means. We are a nation of left lane
campers.

sometimes people may be in a rush/emergency. EVERYONE should be able
to move over for an emergency vehicle...however this never happens
since people just sit and hang out in the left lane right
lane...wherever they please."

Funny, Germany makes room for both the very fast (autobahn) and the
very slow (extensive bike lanes). Isnít that the whole point of
DEMOCRACY, to accomodate the fast and the furious?*

*Iím just furious about the lack of bike facilities.



GeneralissimoApeshit November 11th 08 07:10 PM

A March on Washington... on Bicycle?
 
I speak for ORGANIZED MARCHS, not for wild monkeys blocking traffic.

You speak OF organized marches. You do not speak on behalf any
anyone, you are neither a king nor a comandante, just a lunatic.

KingOfTheApes November 11th 08 07:21 PM

A March on Washington... on Bicycle?
 
On Nov 11, 1:10*pm, GeneralissimoApe****
wrote:
I speak for ORGANIZED MARCHS, not for wild monkeys blocking traffic.


You speak OF organized marches. *You do not speak on behalf any
anyone, you are neither a king nor a comandante, just a lunatic.


And WHO are you, Generalissimo Franco?

I bet you even like Fascist ideas. ;)

Edward Dolan November 11th 08 09:17 PM

A March on Washington... on Bicycle?
 

"KingOfTheApes" wrote in message
...
On Nov 10, 7:51 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
[...]
How about I war on your stupid head, you god damn freak of an asshole!

****ing Regards,


Foul mouthed old men like voted for the old man.


You did, right? And you don't ride a bike either...


So long, babbling Dr. Evil.


You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say
on Earth. I'll bet you couldn't pour **** out of a boot with instructions
from your ex-CO. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would
rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm
deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a
weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a
revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared
richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth
into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,
abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and
then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

****ing Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




Edward Dolan November 11th 08 09:27 PM

A March on Washington... on Bicycle?
 

"KingOfTheApes" wrote in message
...
On Nov 11, 1:10 pm, GeneralissimoApe****
wrote:
I speak for ORGANIZED MARCHS, not for wild monkeys blocking traffic.


You speak OF organized marches. You do not speak on behalf any
anyone, you are neither a king nor a comandante, just a lunatic.


And WHO are you, Generalissimo Franco?


I bet you even like Fascist ideas. ;)


ComandanteBanana needs to go **** himself. He is a worthless piece of ****
who has diarrhea of the mouth. In other words, he is your typical liberal
asshole. Let us hope that a Florida driver runs right over his stupid ass
and puts him out of his misery. It will be good riddance to bad rubbish.

****ing Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




Bill Sornson[_3_] November 11th 08 09:55 PM

A March on Washington... on Bicycle?
 
Edward Dolan wrote:

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As
we say on Earth. I'll bet you couldn't pour **** out of a boot with
instructions from your ex-CO. You are a canker. A sore that won't go
away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk,
a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a
stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared
richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth
into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,
abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and
then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

****ing Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota


Compliments of "Shaun 'Are'", formerly of AM-B:

"Whassamatter with ya, got rice paper skin and an inferiority complex or
something? ****, child, if you're not the wimpiest runt of whelps then the
sun has never lit up a day.

Bet those coloured plastic balls at the bottom of that little slide really
hurt, eh?

The last time I came across anything as sensitive as you, it was measuring
single ****ing photons.

Now, go grow a dick so you can go **** yourself, ****ybotty****tychops.
-- Shaun aRe, AM-B 11/05"



Edward Dolan November 11th 08 10:08 PM

A March on Washington... on Bicycle?
 

"Bill Sornson" wrote in message
...
Edward Dolan wrote:

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As
we say on Earth. I'll bet you couldn't pour **** out of a boot with
instructions from your ex-CO. You are a canker. A sore that won't go
away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk,
a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a
stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared
richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth
into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,
abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and
then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

****ing Regards,


Compliments of "Shaun 'Are'", formerly of AM-B:

"Whassamatter with ya, got rice paper skin and an inferiority complex or
something? ****, child, if you're not the wimpiest runt of whelps then the
sun has never lit up a day.

Bet those coloured plastic balls at the bottom of that little slide really
hurt, eh?

The last time I came across anything as sensitive as you, it was measuring
single ****ing photons.

Now, go grow a dick so you can go **** yourself, ****ybotty****tychops.
-- Shaun aRe, AM-B 11/05"


Nope, not nasty enough for me. Either go all the way or forget about it.
Pulling your punches is a waste of effort on these cycling newsgroups.
You've got to plumb the depths which only I know how to do.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota




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