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Okay, since admitting to doping appears to get so much approval here,
I'd like to confess that I took Qvar (http://www.qvar.com) before my ride today. But I don't do it all the time. It's part of a "program" that I got from my doctor, and I'll be willing to inform on her if it'll make you guys admire me more. |
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On May 24, 7:44 pm, wrote:
Okay, since admitting to doping appears to get so much approval here, I'd like to confess that I took Qvar (http://www.qvar.com) before my ride today. But I don't do it all the time. It's part of a "program" that I got from my doctor, and I'll be willing to inform on her if it'll make you guys admire me more. Were there tears in your eyes as you wrote that? Does your doctor only accept cash? If so, I'd be willing to admire you more. Joseph |
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I used Lidocaine on a saddle sore before a race in the mid-1990s. I
just can't live with this sort of secret anymore. I am sorry to all my teammates, my wife and family, and most of all to the sport I love. I am trying to cry now. Someone please hug me. Someone? -- JT **************************** Remove "remove" to reply Visit http://www.jt10000.com **************************** |
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John Forrest Tomlinson wrote:
I used Lidocaine on a saddle sore before a race in the mid-1990s. I just can't live with this sort of secret anymore. I am sorry to all my teammates, my wife and family, and most of all to the sport I love. I am trying to cry now. Someone please hug me. Someone? Tugboat would give you a hug if he was still around. |
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On May 24, 8:39 pm, "Sandy" wrote:
I'll call your Qvar with a hit of Ventolin, but the winning hand is DAILY use of Approvel and Tahor. Hmmm. Obviously, le peloton roule a deux vitesses. |
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On Thu, 24 May 2007 14:04:27 -0400, John Forrest Tomlinson
wrote: I used Lidocaine on a saddle sore before a race in the mid-1990s. I just can't live with this sort of secret anymore. I am sorry to all my teammates, my wife and family, and most of all to the sport I love. I am trying to cry now. Someone please hug me. Someone? I take Atenolol, Avilide and some other drug that starts with an A - all A list stuff for me. They let me climb hills without everyone else worrying about having to ride across my dead body. OTOH, anyone that tries to hug me, dies. I carry a Shillelagh for a reason... Unless Scarlett Johansson is reading this list. OK, maybe Nicole Kidman. And if Diane Lane were in the area and in a hugging mood, I wouldn't hit her with the stick. Curtis L. Russell OK, maybe Sharon Stone, if its a depressing day |
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in message , John Forrest
Tomlinson ') wrote: I used Lidocaine on a saddle sore before a race in the mid-1990s. I just can't live with this sort of secret anymore. I am sorry to all my teammates, my wife and family, and most of all to the sport I love. I'm more real man than you. I take Warfarin, which is a performance degrading drug, to make cycling harder. -- (Simon Brooke) http://www.jasmine.org.uk/~simon/ ;; better than your average performing pineapple |
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wrote:
On May 24, 8:39 pm, "Sandy" wrote: I'll call your Qvar with a hit of Ventolin, but the winning hand is DAILY use of Approvel and Tahor. Hmmm. Obviously, le peloton roule a deux vitesses. The peloton has two mommies? Steve -- Mark & Steven Bornfeld DDS http://www.dentaltwins.com Brooklyn, NY 718-258-5001 |
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Steven Bornfeld wrote:
The peloton has two mommies? Dick Cheney's new grandson's name is "Peloton?" |
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