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Mr Pounder Esquire October 2nd 19 07:26 PM

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Visited from the guy canvassing for the local Labour Councillor. He asked me
if I had any local issues. I told him that I was sick to death of seeing
"****** cyclists riding on the footpath". Wait for it
......................... he told me that he was a cyclist and it is legal to
ride on the footpath up to the age of 18. I told him to **** off and make
sure that he closed my garden gate. The gross stupidity of cyclists can
never be underestimated.
I've emailed the local Councillor and expressed my disgust with his
representative and his lack of basic knowledge of the law.
The stupidity of cyclists can never be underestimated.



Simon Jester October 2nd 19 07:35 PM

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On Wednesday, October 2, 2019 at 7:27:25 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Visited from the guy canvassing for the local Labour Councillor. He asked me
if I had any local issues. I told him that I was sick to death of seeing
"****** cyclists riding on the footpath". Wait for it
........................ he told me that he was a cyclist and it is legal to
ride on the footpath up to the age of 18.


What happened after you woke up?
Is your 'little dog' OK?


MrCheerful October 2nd 19 08:09 PM

Visitor
 
On 02/10/2019 19:26, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Visited from the guy canvassing for the local Labour Councillor. He asked me
if I had any local issues. I told him that I was sick to death of seeing
"****** cyclists riding on the footpath". Wait for it
........................ he told me that he was a cyclist and it is legal to
ride on the footpath up to the age of 18. I told him to **** off and make
sure that he closed my garden gate. The gross stupidity of cyclists can
never be underestimated.
I've emailed the local Councillor and expressed my disgust with his
representative and his lack of basic knowledge of the law.
The stupidity of cyclists can never be underestimated.



Nearly as bad as the PCSO that thought it was OK for people to ride
unlicensed non-compliant motor cycles in public, she spoke to them and
said they should wear a helmet !!! When I told her she was completely
wrong and pointed her to a .Gov website about it, she said I was being
rude !! I made a complaint to the Chief Constable and got an apology
from him, but not one from her.

Mr Pounder Esquire October 2nd 19 08:32 PM

Visitor
 
MrCheerful wrote:
On 02/10/2019 19:26, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Visited from the guy canvassing for the local Labour Councillor. He
asked me if I had any local issues. I told him that I was sick to
death of seeing "****** cyclists riding on the footpath". Wait for it
........................ he told me that he was a cyclist and it is
legal to ride on the footpath up to the age of 18. I told him to
**** off and make sure that he closed my garden gate. The gross
stupidity of cyclists can never be underestimated.
I've emailed the local Councillor and expressed my disgust with his
representative and his lack of basic knowledge of the law.
The stupidity of cyclists can never be underestimated.



Nearly as bad as the PCSO that thought it was OK for people to ride
unlicensed non-compliant motor cycles in public, she spoke to them and
said they should wear a helmet !!! When I told her she was completely
wrong and pointed her to a .Gov website about it, she said I was being
rude !! I made a complaint to the Chief Constable and got an apology
from him, but not one from her.


I did once make a complaint to the police about cyclists blasting down the
footpath.
I got a reply from the local PCSO telling me that the police prefer to
"educate rather than prosecute".
How the hell can any poverty thick as pig **** suicyclist be educated?
Let's face it, a person has to be stupid to like riding a kids toy in the
wind and the rain.
Note made to top up the windscreen washer bottle in the car, gives the open
mouthed cyclists something to drink.





Peter Keller[_3_] October 3rd 19 09:33 AM

Visitor
 
On 03/10/2019 07:26, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Visited from the guy canvassing for the local Labour Councillor. He asked me
if I had any local issues. I told him that I was sick to death of seeing
"****** cyclists riding on the footpath". Wait for it
........................ he told me that he was a cyclist and it is legal to
ride on the footpath up to the age of 18. I told him to **** off and make
sure that he closed my garden gate. The gross stupidity of cyclists can
never be underestimated.
I've emailed the local Councillor and expressed my disgust with his
representative and his lack of basic knowledge of the law.
The stupidity of cyclists can never be underestimated.


So the stupidity of bicyclists can always be overestimated.

Peter Keller[_3_] October 3rd 19 09:34 AM

Visitor
 
On 03/10/2019 07:35, Simon Jester wrote:
On Wednesday, October 2, 2019 at 7:27:25 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Visited from the guy canvassing for the local Labour Councillor. He asked me
if I had any local issues. I told him that I was sick to death of seeing
"****** cyclists riding on the footpath". Wait for it
........................ he told me that he was a cyclist and it is legal to
ride on the footpath up to the age of 18.


What happened after you woke up?
Is your 'little dog' OK?

Doing nothing, as usual.

Peter Keller[_3_] October 3rd 19 09:36 AM

Visitor
 
On 03/10/2019 08:32, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
On 02/10/2019 19:26, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Visited from the guy canvassing for the local Labour Councillor. He
asked me if I had any local issues. I told him that I was sick to
death of seeing "****** cyclists riding on the footpath". Wait for it
........................ he told me that he was a cyclist and it is
legal to ride on the footpath up to the age of 18. I told him to
**** off and make sure that he closed my garden gate. The gross
stupidity of cyclists can never be underestimated.
I've emailed the local Councillor and expressed my disgust with his
representative and his lack of basic knowledge of the law.
The stupidity of cyclists can never be underestimated.



Nearly as bad as the PCSO that thought it was OK for people to ride
unlicensed non-compliant motor cycles in public, she spoke to them and
said they should wear a helmet !!! When I told her she was completely
wrong and pointed her to a .Gov website about it, she said I was being
rude !! I made a complaint to the Chief Constable and got an apology
from him, but not one from her.


I did once make a complaint to the police about cyclists blasting down the
footpath.
I got a reply from the local PCSO telling me that the police prefer to
"educate rather than prosecute".
How the hell can any poverty thick as pig **** suicyclist be educated?
Let's face it, a person has to be stupid to like riding a kids toy in the
wind and the rain.
Note made to top up the windscreen washer bottle in the car, gives the open
mouthed cyclists something to drink.




I love being stupid. (Your definition).

TMS320 October 3rd 19 01:40 PM

Visitor
 
On 02/10/2019 19:26, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Visited from the guy canvassing for the local Labour Councillor. He asked me
if I had any local issues. I told him that I was sick to death of seeing
"****** cyclists riding on the footpath".


I am sure there are loads of people in your area that must envious of
you for having so little to worry about this is all you can think of.

Kerr-Mudd,John[_2_] October 3rd 19 07:46 PM

Visitor
 
On Wed, 02 Oct 2019 19:32:48 GMT, "Mr Pounder Esquire"
wrote:

MrCheerful wrote:
On 02/10/2019 19:26, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Visited from the guy canvassing for the local Labour Councillor. He
asked me if I had any local issues. I told him that I was sick to
death of seeing "****** cyclists riding on the footpath". Wait for
it ........................ he told me that he was a cyclist and it
is legal to ride on the footpath up to the age of 18. I told him to
**** off and make sure that he closed my garden gate. The gross
stupidity of cyclists can never be underestimated.
I've emailed the local Councillor and expressed my disgust with his
representative and his lack of basic knowledge of the law.
The stupidity of cyclists can never be underestimated.



Nearly as bad as the PCSO that thought it was OK for people to ride
unlicensed non-compliant motor cycles in public, she spoke to them
and said they should wear a helmet !!! When I told her she was
completely wrong and pointed her to a .Gov website about it, she said
I was being rude !! I made a complaint to the Chief Constable and
got an apology from him, but not one from her.


I did once make a complaint to the police about cyclists blasting down
the footpath.
I got a reply from the local PCSO telling me that the police prefer to
"educate rather than prosecute".
How the hell can any poverty thick as pig **** suicyclist be educated?
Let's face it, a person has to be stupid to like riding a kids toy in
the wind and the rain.
Note made to top up the windscreen washer bottle in the car, gives the
open mouthed cyclists something to drink.

Methinks 'tis your own mouth foaming that puts most people off.



--
Bah, and indeed, Humbug.

Mr Pounder Esquire October 3rd 19 08:04 PM

Visitor
 
Kerr-Mudd,John wrote:
On Wed, 02 Oct 2019 19:32:48 GMT, "Mr Pounder Esquire"
wrote:

MrCheerful wrote:
On 02/10/2019 19:26, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Visited from the guy canvassing for the local Labour Councillor. He
asked me if I had any local issues. I told him that I was sick to
death of seeing "****** cyclists riding on the footpath". Wait for
it ........................ he told me that he was a cyclist and it
is legal to ride on the footpath up to the age of 18. I told him to
**** off and make sure that he closed my garden gate. The gross
stupidity of cyclists can never be underestimated.
I've emailed the local Councillor and expressed my disgust with his
representative and his lack of basic knowledge of the law.
The stupidity of cyclists can never be underestimated.



Nearly as bad as the PCSO that thought it was OK for people to ride
unlicensed non-compliant motor cycles in public, she spoke to them
and said they should wear a helmet !!! When I told her she was
completely wrong and pointed her to a .Gov website about it, she
said I was being rude !! I made a complaint to the Chief Constable
and got an apology from him, but not one from her.


I did once make a complaint to the police about cyclists blasting
down the footpath.
I got a reply from the local PCSO telling me that the police prefer
to "educate rather than prosecute".
How the hell can any poverty thick as pig **** suicyclist be
educated? Let's face it, a person has to be stupid to like riding a
kids toy in the wind and the rain.
Note made to top up the windscreen washer bottle in the car, gives
the open mouthed cyclists something to drink.

Methinks 'tis your own mouth foaming that puts most people off.


I love squirting screenwash down the open mouths of pikey scum cyclists.





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