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MagillaGorilla[_2_] July 28th 09 10:30 PM

Lance sucks now
 
Lance's 16th place in the TT at this year's Tour means he basically
sucks and is no longer capable of winning the Tour. Cadel Evans and
some French guy (Moron) finished ahead of him, so I can't really pretend
this means anything other than Lance is jumping the ****ing shark with
these Tour de France appearances. I don't see ****a-dick getting worse
unless he gets popped for autologous blood doping, which he likely won't
because they can't detect that yet.

So unless Lance goes back to autologous blood doping like he did for his
previous Tour wins, I don't see him ever winning again. And without
****a-dick or the Skull brothers, there is nobody on the Redneck Shack
team that will contest a major race. It will basically be a team for
Levi to dominate the Tour of California

Magilla

references:

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/96t...age-20/results


mower man July 28th 09 11:08 PM

Lance sucks now
 
MagillaGorilla wrote:
Lance's 16th place in the TT at this year's Tour means he basically
sucks and is no longer capable of winning the Tour. Cadel Evans and
some French guy (Moron) finished ahead of him, so I can't really pretend
this means anything other than Lance is jumping the ****ing shark with
these Tour de France appearances. I don't see ****a-dick getting worse
unless he gets popped for autologous blood doping, which he likely won't
because they can't detect that yet.


Exactly how much do you know about that? ? ? ? (As a blood/blood
transfer specialist, that is.)

So unless Lance goes back to autologous blood doping like he did for his
previous Tour wins, I don't see him ever winning again. And without
****a-dick or the Skull brothers, there is nobody on the Redneck Shack
team that will contest a major race. It will basically be a team for
Levi to dominate the Tour of California

Magilla

references:

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/96t...age-20/results



--

Chris

I am not young enough to know everything.
Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)

--D-y July 28th 09 11:28 PM

Lance sucks now
 
On Jul 28, 4:30*pm, MagillaGorilla wrote:
Lance's 16th place in the TT at this year's Tour means he basically
sucks and is no longer capable of winning the Tour. *Cadel Evans and
some French guy (Moron) finished ahead of him, so I can't really pretend
this means anything other than Lance is jumping the ****ing shark with
these Tour de France appearances. * I don't see ****a-dick getting worse
unless he gets popped for autologous blood doping, which he likely won't
because they can't detect that yet.

So unless Lance goes back to autologous blood doping like he did for his
previous Tour wins, I don't see him ever winning again. * And without
****a-dick or the Skull brothers, there is nobody on the Redneck Shack
team that will contest a major race. *It will basically be a team for
Levi to dominate the Tour of California

Magilla

references:

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/96t.../stages/stage-...


A new complexion for 2010, possibly: Chicken's back. Lance is back.
Vino is back. Evans might be back. Levi will probably be back, as will
those nice Schleck boys and their new friend/playmate, Contador.
Wiggins can see a step on the podium, at least, as can Pellizotti.
Menchov has already won the Giro now, maybe he'll be rested for TdF
'10.

You know the names better than I do, you can probably supply a few
more podium or maybe GC hopefuls. IOW, Lance will have a lot of
competition, but you make it sound like you're bitching. ????

The TdF (aka Frenchies) probably won't repeat Le Spectacle de Ventoux,
at least not as seen this year, since the sight of front runners
playing cozy while riding for relatives and team underlings probably
was not a big sell, and what would have happened if enough lavender
fields had gone up in flame to actually stop the race? Sacré bleu, but
that was a close call, mon ami!

So maybe they'll go back to a "racing" format and we will see the
classic confrontation that didn't quite pan out as intended this year.
IOW: Who cares about Lance Armstrong (unless he does well, of
course!) --D-y

Andre July 29th 09 12:25 AM

Lance sucks now
 
On Jul 28, 6:28*pm, --D-y wrote:
On Jul 28, 4:30*pm, MagillaGorilla wrote:





Lance's 16th place in the TT at this year's Tour means he basically
sucks and is no longer capable of winning the Tour. *Cadel Evans and
some French guy (Moron) finished ahead of him, so I can't really pretend
this means anything other than Lance is jumping the ****ing shark with
these Tour de France appearances. * I don't see ****a-dick getting worse
unless he gets popped for autologous blood doping, which he likely won't
because they can't detect that yet.


So unless Lance goes back to autologous blood doping like he did for his
previous Tour wins, I don't see him ever winning again. * And without
****a-dick or the Skull brothers, there is nobody on the Redneck Shack
team that will contest a major race. *It will basically be a team for
Levi to dominate the Tour of California


Magilla


references:


http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/96t.../stages/stage-...


A new complexion for 2010, possibly: Chicken's back. Lance is back.
Vino is back. Evans might be back. Levi will probably be back, as will
those nice Schleck boys and their new friend/playmate, Contador.
Wiggins can see a step on the podium, at least, as can Pellizotti.
Menchov has already won the Giro now, maybe he'll be rested for TdF
'10.

You know the names better than I do, you can probably supply a few
more podium or maybe GC hopefuls. IOW, Lance will have a lot of
competition, but you make it sound like you're bitching. ????

The TdF (aka Frenchies) probably won't repeat Le Spectacle de Ventoux,
at least not as seen this year, since the sight of front runners
playing cozy while riding for relatives and team underlings probably
was not a big sell, and what would have happened if enough lavender
fields had gone up in flame to actually stop the race? Sacré bleu, but
that was a close call, mon ami!

So maybe they'll go back to a "racing" format and we will see the
classic confrontation that didn't quite pan out as intended this year.
IOW: Who cares about Lance Armstrong (unless he does well, of
course!) *--D-y- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


You forgot Basso.

MagillaGorilla[_2_] July 29th 09 02:16 AM

Lance sucks now
 
--D-y wrote:

On Jul 28, 4:30*pm, MagillaGorilla wrote:
Lance's 16th place in the TT at this year's Tour means he basically
sucks and is no longer capable of winning the Tour. *Cadel Evans and
some French guy (Moron) finished ahead of him, so I can't really pretend
this means anything other than Lance is jumping the ****ing shark with
these Tour de France appearances. * I don't see ****a-dick getting worse
unless he gets popped for autologous blood doping, which he likely won't
because they can't detect that yet.

So unless Lance goes back to autologous blood doping like he did for his
previous Tour wins, I don't see him ever winning again. * And without
****a-dick or the Skull brothers, there is nobody on the Redneck Shack
team that will contest a major race. *It will basically be a team for
Levi to dominate the Tour of California

Magilla

references:

http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/96t.../stages/stage-...


A new complexion for 2010, possibly: Chicken's back. Lance is back.
Vino is back. Evans might be back. Levi will probably be back, as will
those nice Schleck boys and their new friend/playmate, Contador.
Wiggins can see a step on the podium, at least, as can Pellizotti.
Menchov has already won the Giro now, maybe he'll be rested for TdF
'10.


Stop talking like a dickhead.

Magilla


Amit Ghosh July 29th 09 05:03 AM

Lance sucks now
 
On Jul 28, 5:30*pm, MagillaGorilla wrote:

So unless Lance goes back to autologous blood doping like he did for his
previous Tour wins, I don't see him ever winning again. * And without
****a-dick or the Skull brothers, there is nobody on the Redneck Shack
team that will contest a major race. *It will basically be a team for
Levi to dominate the Tour of California


dumbass,

after armstrong retired it would be leipheimer's chance to shine - but
bruyneel went and got the next best stage racer (basso).

contador's first tour win was just dumb luck: who ever got fired for a
whereabouts issue? and he also somehow dodged the puerto bullet even
though his entire team and MANAGER were implicated and the guardia
civil has a bag of blood labelled "A.C."

Amit Ghosh July 29th 09 05:07 AM

Lance sucks now
 
On Jul 28, 6:28*pm, --D-y wrote:

A new complexion for 2010, possibly: Chicken's back. Lance is back.
Vino is back. Evans might be back. Levi will probably be back, as will
those nice Schleck boys and their new friend/playmate, Contador.


dumbass,

vino and rasmussen will never race the tour. they don't have the
teflon don aura that contador, basso and the schlecks have (somehow
the **** never sticks to them).

Andre July 29th 09 12:28 PM

Lance sucks now
 
On Jul 29, 12:03*am, Amit Ghosh wrote:
On Jul 28, 5:30*pm, MagillaGorilla wrote:

So unless Lance goes back to autologous blood doping like he did for his
previous Tour wins, I don't see him ever winning again. * And without
****a-dick or the Skull brothers, there is nobody on the Redneck Shack
team that will contest a major race. *It will basically be a team for
Levi to dominate the Tour of California


dumbass,

after armstrong retired it would be leipheimer's chance to shine - but
bruyneel went and got the next best stage racer (basso).

contador's first tour win was just dumb luck: who ever got fired for a
whereabouts issue? and he also somehow dodged the puerto bullet even
though his entire team and MANAGER were implicated and the guardia
civil has a bag of blood labelled "A.C."


A.C. Armstrong's Cera?

MagillaGorilla[_2_] July 29th 09 07:12 PM

Lance sucks now
 


Amit Ghosh wrote:

On Jul 28, 5:30*pm, MagillaGorilla wrote:

So unless Lance goes back to autologous blood doping like he did for his
previous Tour wins, I don't see him ever winning again. * And without
****a-dick or the Skull brothers, there is nobody on the Redneck Shack
team that will contest a major race. *It will basically be a team for
Levi to dominate the Tour of California


dumbass,

after armstrong retired it would be leipheimer's chance to shine - but
bruyneel went and got the next best stage racer (basso).

contador's first tour win was just dumb luck: who ever got fired for a
whereabouts issue? and he also somehow dodged the puerto bullet even
though his entire team and MANAGER were implicated and the guardia
civil has a bag of blood labelled "A.C."


Anybody who doesn't think Contador is a doper must also think Mayo, Valverde,
and DiLuca are clean.

Magilla


Michael Press July 29th 09 09:10 PM

Lance sucks now
 
In article ,
MagillaGorilla wrote:

Amit Ghosh wrote:

On Jul 28, 5:30Â*pm, MagillaGorilla wrote:

So unless Lance goes back to autologous blood doping like he did for his
previous Tour wins, I don't see him ever winning again. Â* And without
****a-dick or the Skull brothers, there is nobody on the Redneck Shack
team that will contest a major race. Â*It will basically be a team for
Levi to dominate the Tour of California


dumbass,

after armstrong retired it would be leipheimer's chance to shine - but
bruyneel went and got the next best stage racer (basso).

contador's first tour win was just dumb luck: who ever got fired for a
whereabouts issue? and he also somehow dodged the puerto bullet even
though his entire team and MANAGER were implicated and the guardia
civil has a bag of blood labelled "A.C."


Anybody who doesn't think Contador is a doper must also think Mayo, Valverde,
and DiLuca are clean.


Yes, I think all four are clean.

--
Michael Press


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