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For my private assemblage of the most funny pretext/excuses I have the
following :



"It was outside my free will - A l'insu de mon plein gré » (Virenque)

«Because I make love four time with my wife" (Dennis Mitchell)

"Two beers and four Jack Daniels" (Floyd)

"an aggrieved masseur rubbed testosterone cream into Gatlin's legs" (Graham)



More ?

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Montesquiou wrote in message
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For my private assemblage of the most funny pretext/excuses I have the
following :



"It was outside my free will - A l'insu de mon plein gré » (Virenque)

«Because I make love four time with my wife" (Dennis Mitchell)

"Two beers and four Jack Daniels" (Floyd)

"an aggrieved masseur rubbed testosterone cream into Gatlin's legs"
(Graham)



My favorite is Adri van der Poel, who claimed to have eaten a racing pigeon,
which must have been feed with steroids by its owner.

Benjo

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"benjo maso" a écrit dans le message de news:
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Montesquiou wrote in message
...
For my private assemblage of the most funny pretext/excuses I have the
following :



"It was outside my free will - A l'insu de mon plein gré » (Virenque)

«Because I make love four time with my wife" (Dennis Mitchell)

"Two beers and four Jack Daniels" (Floyd)

"an aggrieved masseur rubbed testosterone cream into Gatlin's legs"
(Graham)



My favorite is Adri van der Poel, who claimed to have eaten a racing
pigeon, which must have been feed with steroids by its owner.

Benjo


Thanks to you my Google found a Gold Mine...

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cg...PG1H3KUDO1.DTL

BTW : I was not aware Poulidor was his Father in Law...

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Montesquiou wrote in message
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"benjo maso" a écrit dans le message de news:
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Montesquiou wrote in message
...
For my private assemblage of the most funny pretext/excuses I have the
following :



"It was outside my free will - A l'insu de mon plein gré » (Virenque)

«Because I make love four time with my wife" (Dennis Mitchell)

"Two beers and four Jack Daniels" (Floyd)

"an aggrieved masseur rubbed testosterone cream into Gatlin's legs"
(Graham)



My favorite is Adri van der Poel, who claimed to have eaten a racing
pigeon, which must have been feed with steroids by its owner.

Benjo


Thanks to you my Google found a Gold Mine...

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cg...PG1H3KUDO1.DTL


Some of them are really beautiful. Anybody who can invent stories like that
deserves to be acquitted.


BTW : I was not aware Poulidor was his Father in Law...


That's one of the reasons why he was nicknamed Van der Poupou when he
finished for the fifth time second in the world championship cyclo cross.

Benjo

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"benjo maso" a écrit dans le message de news:
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Montesquiou wrote in message
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"benjo maso" a écrit dans le message de news:
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Montesquiou wrote in message
...
For my private assemblage of the most funny pretext/excuses I have the
following :



"It was outside my free will - A l'insu de mon plein gré » (Virenque)

«Because I make love four time with my wife" (Dennis Mitchell)

"Two beers and four Jack Daniels" (Floyd)

"an aggrieved masseur rubbed testosterone cream into Gatlin's legs"
(Graham)



My favorite is Adri van der Poel, who claimed to have eaten a racing
pigeon, which must have been feed with steroids by its owner.

Benjo


Thanks to you my Google found a Gold Mine...

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cg...PG1H3KUDO1.DTL


Some of them are really beautiful. Anybody who can invent stories like
that deserves to be acquitted.


BTW : I was not aware Poulidor was his Father in Law...


That's one of the reasons why he was nicknamed Van der Poupou when he
finished for the fifth time second in the world championship cyclo cross.

Benjo


LOL !

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Montesquiou wrote:
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When cyclocross star Mario DeClerq was busted, officials found drugs,
along with training diaries detailing and dosages. DeClerq claimed that
he was writing a novel, and that the diaries were fictitious. The drugs
and manufacturer's booklets were obtained purely for informational
purposes.
http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?...ct04/oct10news

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Montesquiou wrote:
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When cyclocross star Mario DeClerq was busted, officials found drugs,
along with training diaries detailing and dosages. DeClerq claimed that
he was writing a novel, and that the diaries were fictitious. The drugs
and manufacturer's booklets were obtained purely for informational
purposes.


We're ridiculing him now, but who will have the last laugh when he wins the
Nobel Prize for literature?

Benjo

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Montesquiou wrote:
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When cyclocross star Mario DeClerq was busted, officials found drugs,
along with training diaries detailing and dosages. DeClerq claimed that
he was writing a novel, and that the diaries were fictitious. The drugs
and manufacturer's booklets were obtained purely for informational
purposes.
http://www.cyclingnews.com/news.php?...ct04/oct10news


Excellent ! ;)

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Please do not exclude the classic Frank Vandenbrouke excuse (from
CyclingNews 3/1/2002):

Judge Christian Du Four questioned both Vandenbroucke and Bernard 'Dr
Mabuse' Sainz in Termonde today regarding the discovery of several
forbidden products (erythropoetin, morphine and clenbuterol) in VDB's
home. Sainz was questioned about the large quantity of syringes and
bottles that were found in his car by police after he was booked for
speeding on the E17 motorway on Wednesday.

Both men were "evasive" during the questioning, but Vandenbroucke is
reported (from Dutch news) to have said that the EPO was for his dog.
Other sources report that VDB said the clenbuterol was for his dog. The
dog must be in bad shape.

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benjo maso wrote:

My favorite is Adri van der Poel, who claimed to have eaten a racing pigeon,
which must have been feed with steroids by its owner.

I don't see what's so strange about that. You can't tell me that
you've never visited your father-in-law's house, you were hungry and
decided to bake one of his pets and eat it. Happens to me all of the
time...

R