How many motorists does it take to change a light bulb?
 

I pay road tax so the government should change them for me.

It was a cyclist's fault the bulb failed.

I am an above average driver so my bulbs never fail.

How many motorists does it take to change a light bulb?
 

On Wed, 12 Jun 2019 19:49:08 GMT, Simon Jester wrote:


I pay road tax so the government should change them for me.

It was a cyclist's fault the bulb failed.

I am an above average driver so my bulbs never fail.

I've seen (stops to check) dozens of faulty brake lights. But the drivers
rarely appreciate me pointing this out.



--
Bah, and indeed, Humbug.

How many motorists does it take to change a light bulb?
 

On Wednesday, June 12, 2019 at 10:44:07 PM UTC+1, Kerr-Mudd,John wrote:
On Wed, 12 Jun 2019 19:49:08 GMT, Simon Jester wrote:


I pay road tax so the government should change them for me.

It was a cyclist's fault the bulb failed.

I am an above average driver so my bulbs never fail.

I've seen (stops to check) dozens of faulty brake lights. But the drivers
rarely appreciate me pointing this out.

I once pointed out to a motorist the traffic cone stuck under his front wheel arch.
'None of your ****ing business knob head' was the response.

--
Bah, and indeed, Humbug.

I'm diabetic so the Humbugs need to be sugar free.

How many motorists does it take to change a light bulb?
 

On Wed, 12 Jun 2019 21:58:25 GMT, Simon Jester
wrote:

On Wednesday, June 12, 2019 at 10:44:07 PM UTC+1, Kerr-Mudd,John
wrote:
On Wed, 12 Jun 2019 19:49:08 GMT, Simon Jester
wrote:


I pay road tax so the government should change them for me.

It was a cyclist's fault the bulb failed.

I am an above average driver so my bulbs never fail.

I've seen (stops to check) dozens of faulty brake lights. But the
drivers rarely appreciate me pointing this out.

I once pointed out to a motorist the traffic cone stuck under his
front wheel arch. 'None of your ****ing business knob head' was the
response.

You just can't help some people.

--
Bah, and indeed, Humbug.

I'm diabetic so the Humbugs need to be sugar free.

Actually, I prefer a bullseye.



--
Bah, and indeed, Humbug.