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MrCheerful April 12th 17 07:07 PM

"He should have been arrested for being a gobshite "
 
http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/12/is-the...ument-6570117/

Peter Keller[_3_] April 13th 17 10:30 AM

"He should have been arrested for being a gobshite "
 
On 13.04.2017 06:07, MrCheerful wrote:
http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/12/is-the...ument-6570117/

Bicyclist in the wrong.
The cop passed him safely and not too close.
The altercation was instigated by the bicyclist.

PS What the **** is a gob****e?

Bod[_5_] April 13th 17 10:41 AM

"He should have been arrested for being a gobshite "
 
On 13/04/2017 10:30, Peter Keller wrote:
On 13.04.2017 06:07, MrCheerful wrote:
http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/12/is-the...ument-6570117/

Bicyclist in the wrong.
The cop passed him safely and not too close.
The altercation was instigated by the bicyclist.

PS What the **** is a gob****e?

The cyclist in this incident was out of order and indeed a gob****e. The
police car was not too close when it overtook the cyclist..

BTW:
gob****e
noun
IRISH vulgar slang
*a stupid, foolish, or incompetent person*.

James Wilkinson Sword[_4_] April 13th 17 10:47 AM

"He should have been arrested for being a gobshite "
 
On Thu, 13 Apr 2017 10:41:32 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 13/04/2017 10:30, Peter Keller wrote:
On 13.04.2017 06:07, MrCheerful wrote:
http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/12/is-the...ument-6570117/

Bicyclist in the wrong.
The cop passed him safely and not too close.
The altercation was instigated by the bicyclist.

PS What the **** is a gob****e?

The cyclist in this incident was out of order and indeed a gob****e. The
police car was not too close when it overtook the cyclist..

BTW:
gob****e
noun
IRISH vulgar slang
*a stupid, foolish, or incompetent person*.


I'm surprised Peter Keller agrees with us. I thought he was a psycholist.

I'm also surprised at a policeman being sensible enough to tell a cyclist to not cycle in the middle of the road (what the loonies in here call the "primary position").

When I cycle I do not use up the same width as a car, because a bicycle is much smaller. And since I'm not retarded, I don't wobble all over the place.

--
I would defend the liberty of consenting adult creationists to practice whatever intellectual perversions they like in the privacy of their own homes; but it is also necessary to protect the young and innocent. -- Arthur C. Clarke

Bod[_5_] April 13th 17 11:10 AM

"He should have been arrested for being a gobshite "
 
On 13/04/2017 10:47, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Thu, 13 Apr 2017 10:41:32 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 13/04/2017 10:30, Peter Keller wrote:
On 13.04.2017 06:07, MrCheerful wrote:
http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/12/is-the...ument-6570117/


Bicyclist in the wrong.
The cop passed him safely and not too close.
The altercation was instigated by the bicyclist.

PS What the **** is a gob****e?

The cyclist in this incident was out of order and indeed a gob****e. The
police car was not too close when it overtook the cyclist..

BTW:
gob****e
noun
IRISH vulgar slang
*a stupid, foolish, or incompetent person*.


I'm surprised Peter Keller agrees with us. I thought he was a psycholist.

I'm also surprised at a policeman being sensible enough to tell a
cyclist to not cycle in the middle of the road (what the loonies in here
call the "primary position").

When I cycle I do not use up the same width as a car, because a bicycle
is much smaller. And since I'm not retarded, I don't wobble all over
the place.

Even after 6 pints of falling down water?

James Wilkinson Sword[_4_] April 13th 17 01:31 PM

"He should have been arrested for being a gobshite "
 
On Thu, 13 Apr 2017 11:10:02 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 13/04/2017 10:47, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Thu, 13 Apr 2017 10:41:32 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 13/04/2017 10:30, Peter Keller wrote:
On 13.04.2017 06:07, MrCheerful wrote:
http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/12/is-the...ument-6570117/


Bicyclist in the wrong.
The cop passed him safely and not too close.
The altercation was instigated by the bicyclist.

PS What the **** is a gob****e?

The cyclist in this incident was out of order and indeed a gob****e. The
police car was not too close when it overtook the cyclist..

BTW:
gob****e
noun
IRISH vulgar slang
*a stupid, foolish, or incompetent person*.


I'm surprised Peter Keller agrees with us. I thought he was a psycholist.

I'm also surprised at a policeman being sensible enough to tell a
cyclist to not cycle in the middle of the road (what the loonies in here
call the "primary position").

When I cycle I do not use up the same width as a car, because a bicycle
is much smaller. And since I'm not retarded, I don't wobble all over
the place.

Even after 6 pints of falling down water?


I don't cycle over waterfalls.
http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/7ec26156a9...nal-hdxnpa.jpg

--
Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Bod[_5_] April 13th 17 01:46 PM

"He should have been arrested for being a gobshite "
 
On 13/04/2017 13:31, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Thu, 13 Apr 2017 11:10:02 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 13/04/2017 10:47, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Thu, 13 Apr 2017 10:41:32 +0100, Bod wrote:

On 13/04/2017 10:30, Peter Keller wrote:
On 13.04.2017 06:07, MrCheerful wrote:
http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/12/is-the...ument-6570117/



Bicyclist in the wrong.
The cop passed him safely and not too close.
The altercation was instigated by the bicyclist.

PS What the **** is a gob****e?

The cyclist in this incident was out of order and indeed a gob****e.
The
police car was not too close when it overtook the cyclist..

BTW:
gob****e
noun
IRISH vulgar slang
*a stupid, foolish, or incompetent person*.

I'm surprised Peter Keller agrees with us. I thought he was a
psycholist.

I'm also surprised at a policeman being sensible enough to tell a
cyclist to not cycle in the middle of the road (what the loonies in here
call the "primary position").

When I cycle I do not use up the same width as a car, because a bicycle
is much smaller. And since I'm not retarded, I don't wobble all over
the place.

Even after 6 pints of falling down water?


I don't cycle over waterfalls.
http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/7ec26156a9...nal-hdxnpa.jpg


You've never lived then ;-)

Peter Keller[_3_] April 14th 17 10:21 AM

"He should have been arrested for being a gobshite "
 
On 13.04.2017 21:41, Bod wrote:
On 13/04/2017 10:30, Peter Keller wrote:
On 13.04.2017 06:07, MrCheerful wrote:
http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/12/is-the...ument-6570117/


Bicyclist in the wrong.
The cop passed him safely and not too close.
The altercation was instigated by the bicyclist.

PS What the **** is a gob****e?

The cyclist in this incident was out of order and indeed a gob****e. The
police car was not too close when it overtook the cyclist..

BTW:
gob****e
noun
IRISH vulgar slang
*a stupid, foolish, or incompetent person*.


OK thanks for the clarification.

Peter Keller[_3_] April 14th 17 10:25 AM

"He should have been arrested for being a gobshite "
 
On 13.04.2017 21:47, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:


****wit


Thanks extremely greatly for that excellent compliment coming from YOU
Now please accord to me the further esteemed honour of being a
putrescent mass and a walking vomit.

It really is a very great compliment to be called a ****wit by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a ****ing bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

James Wilkinson Sword[_4_] April 14th 17 10:34 AM

"He should have been arrested for being a gobshite "
 
On Fri, 14 Apr 2017 10:25:26 +0100, Peter Keller wrote:

On 13.04.2017 21:47, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:


****wit


Thanks extremely greatly for that excellent compliment coming from YOU
Now please accord to me the further esteemed honour of being a
putrescent mass and a walking vomit.

It really is a very great compliment to be called a ****wit by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a ****ing bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.


I only despise those who cycle in the middle of the road, and those who wear hi vis jackets, helmets, and have flashing headlamps.

It's quite possible to be normal on a bicycle.

--
Found in a fortune cookie:
"You are a poor, pathetic, gullible fool who seeks advice from bakery products."


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