Vehicle Tax
 

I have just taxed my car for another year at a cost of£240.
Given that road damage is the fourth power of axle loading it means I have just paid £2.4 Million to ride my bicycle on the road for the next year.

Vehicle Tax
 

Vehicle Tax
 

On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 18:54:57 +0100, wrote:

I have just taxed my car for another year at a cost of£240.
Given that road damage is the fourth power of axle loading it means I have just paid £2.4 Million to ride my bicycle on the road for the next year.
There was no mention of Road Tax.

Would you like to write that in English?

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Vehicle Tax
 

On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 19:16:55 +0100, wrote:

On Sunday, April 16, 2017 at 7:11:12 PM UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 19:07:23 +0100, wrote:

On Sunday, April 16, 2017 at 7:01:18 PM UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 18:54:57 +0100, wrote:

I have just taxed my car for another year at a cost of£240.
Given that road damage is the fourth power of axle loading it means I have just paid £2.4 Million to ride my bicycle on the road for the next year.
There was no mention of Road Tax.

Would you like to write that in English?

Which part of my english post did you not understand?

1) "fourth power of axle loading"

http://www.nvfnorden.org/lisalib/get...px?itemid=1586

I'm not reading all that. Try answering my question.

2) Claiming you're paying for your bicycle when you've paid for your car.

When I am riding my bicycle my car is in my drive.

But you're paying for your car with the road tax.

3) Some ******** about "road tax".

Glad you agree there is no such thing as Road tax.

I didn't. You pay tax to drive a car to pay for the roads, simple. It's road tax.

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Vehicle Tax
 

Vehicle Tax
 

On Sunday, April 16, 2017 at 8:27:17 PM UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 19:16:55 +0100, wrote:

On Sunday, April 16, 2017 at 7:11:12 PM UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 19:07:23 +0100, wrote:

On Sunday, April 16, 2017 at 7:01:18 PM UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 18:54:57 +0100, wrote:

I have just taxed my car for another year at a cost of£240.
Given that road damage is the fourth power of axle loading it means I have just paid £2.4 Million to ride my bicycle on the road for the next year.
There was no mention of Road Tax.

Would you like to write that in English?

Which part of my english post did you not understand?

1) "fourth power of axle loading"

http://www.nvfnorden.org/lisalib/get...px?itemid=1586

I'm not reading all that.

It is your choice to remain ignorant.

Try answering my question.

What question?


2) Claiming you're paying for your bicycle when you've paid for your car.

When I am riding my bicycle my car is in my drive.

But you're paying for your car with the road tax.

No, Vehicle Tax.


3) Some ******** about "road tax".

Glad you agree there is no such thing as Road tax.

I didn't. You pay tax to drive a car to pay for the roads, simple. It's road tax.

Again, Vehicle Tax not road tax.

Vehicle Tax
 

On Sunday, April 16, 2017 at 9:35:18 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
wrote:
On Sunday, April 16, 2017 at 6:58:49 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
wrote:
I have just taxed my car for another year at a cost of£240.
Given that road damage is the fourth power of axle loading it means
I have just paid £2.4 Million to ride my bicycle on the road for the
next year.
There was no mention of Road Tax.

Prick.

You seem obsessed with Prick, has Silly Billy left you for another
child?

Is that is the best that you can do?

I was not aware I was being judged.
I assumed Prick was your latest fluffy toy.

If so, you have just confirmed yet again that cyclists are not very bright.

Vehicle Tax
 

On 17.04.2017 08:35, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
wrote:
On Sunday, April 16, 2017 at 6:58:49 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
wrote:
I have just taxed my car for another year at a cost of£240.
Given that road damage is the fourth power of axle loading it means
I have just paid £2.4 Million to ride my bicycle on the road for the
next year.
There was no mention of Road Tax.

Prick.

You seem obsessed with Prick, has Silly Billy left you for another
child?

Is that is the best that you can do?
If so, you have just confirmed yet again that cyclists are not very bright.
Then again, everybody knows this.



Look you ****, I will ****ing well continue to ride my bicycle, a very
convenient economical delightful viable means of transport for many things.
You are a ****ing prick.

It really is a very great compliment to be called a prick by YOU.
Especially by YOU.
And I have no ****ing interest in looking good in YOUR eyes.
After all I ride a ****ing bicycle.
And we all know what YOU think of bicyclists. You think they are the
****witted pits of humanity.
And because it is YOU who think that, that is an extremely great
compliment.
We must be doing something right.

Vehicle Tax
 

On 17/04/2017 05:23, wrote:
On Sunday, April 16, 2017 at 8:27:17 PM UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 19:16:55 +0100, wrote:

On Sunday, April 16, 2017 at 7:11:12 PM UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 19:07:23 +0100, wrote:

On Sunday, April 16, 2017 at 7:01:18 PM UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 18:54:57 +0100, wrote:

I have just taxed my car for another year at a cost of£240.
Given that road damage is the fourth power of axle loading it means I have just paid £2.4 Million to ride my bicycle on the road for the next year.
There was no mention of Road Tax.

Would you like to write that in English?

Which part of my english post did you not understand?

1) "fourth power of axle loading"

http://www.nvfnorden.org/lisalib/get...px?itemid=1586

I'm not reading all that.

It is your choice to remain ignorant.

Try answering my question.

What question?


2) Claiming you're paying for your bicycle when you've paid for your car.

When I am riding my bicycle my car is in my drive.

But you're paying for your car with the road tax.

No, Vehicle Tax.


3) Some ******** about "road tax".

Glad you agree there is no such thing as Road tax.

I didn't. You pay tax to drive a car to pay for the roads, simple. It's road tax.

Again, Vehicle Tax not road tax.

1. Whatever name(s) you dare not give the tax, what are the (exact)
circumstances in which it must be paid?

2. And in what exact circumstances is the tax not due (even at the
ill-advised nil rate, fated soon to disappear)?

I'll answer the second question for you: the tax is not due (not even at
the stupid nil rate) in respect of any motor vehicle which is not kept
or used on a highway (colloquially known as the road or the roads) and
in respect of which that fact has been officially declared to the DVLA
(in other words, vehicles which are not in use - for whatever reason, on
the road).

Now I'll let you answer the first question.

Don't chicken out...

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Vehicle Tax
 

On Mon, 17 Apr 2017 05:23:48 +0100, wrote:

On Sunday, April 16, 2017 at 8:27:17 PM UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 19:16:55 +0100, wrote:

On Sunday, April 16, 2017 at 7:11:12 PM UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 19:07:23 +0100, wrote:

On Sunday, April 16, 2017 at 7:01:18 PM UTC+1, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 16 Apr 2017 18:54:57 +0100, wrote:

I have just taxed my car for another year at a cost of£240.
Given that road damage is the fourth power of axle loading it means I have just paid £2.4 Million to ride my bicycle on the road for the next year.
There was no mention of Road Tax.

Would you like to write that in English?

Which part of my english post did you not understand?

1) "fourth power of axle loading"

http://www.nvfnorden.org/lisalib/get...px?itemid=1586

I'm not reading all that.

It is your choice to remain ignorant.

Why don't you just write the answer instead of giving me a huge document to read through for half an hour?

Try answering my question.

What question?

What does "fourth power of axle loading" mean?

2) Claiming you're paying for your bicycle when you've paid for your car.

When I am riding my bicycle my car is in my drive.

But you're paying for your car with the road tax.

No, Vehicle Tax.

Don't be so ****ing stupid, most people call it road tax, just like most people call a vacuum cleaner a Hoover. Get used to it.

And if you want to be pedantic, it's "Vehicle Excise Duty", not tax. So you're still wrong.

3) Some ******** about "road tax".

Glad you agree there is no such thing as Road tax.

I didn't. You pay tax to drive a car to pay for the roads, simple. It's road tax.

Again, Vehicle Tax not road tax.

Again, you're a moron.

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