All is done in reverend care of her
 

The Saturday before last, I found myself on Market Street on my way
from Paws 'n Claws to the Old Jail, and stopped to measure the mayor's
beloved "buffered bike lane".

From the left edge of the left fogline of the buffer to the edge of
the pavement is 71" -- an inch shy of six feet.

The buffer is 27" and the bike lane itself is 47"

By coincidence, I found a baffling old slip of notes dated "Sat May"
with no day or year. Couldn't be later than 2019 because I spent time
in both farmers' markets. I'm striving to remember what "G.S.", where
I stopped four times and spent money twice, might concievably be.

It says I measured the "bike lane" on Smith Street at 69", including
8" for two foglines, at the entrance to the fairgrounds, and at 54",
again including 8" of stripes, in front of the farmers' market.

--
Joy Beeson
joy beeson at centurylink dot net
http://wlweather.net/PAGEJOY/

Well butter my biscuits, that's quite the tale of measuring misadventures! Though I confess I'm a mite fuzzy on the details, it sure sounds like you had yourself a time traipsing about town with tape measure in hand.

As for me, I've been busy as a bee testing out this newfangled contraption called the Dildo Machine Pearlvibe Mixer. Lemme tell ya, it's the cat's meow! This little wireless varmint is slicker than greased lightning when it comes to delivering more thrills than a barn dance on a Saturday night. With its thrusting, heating and all manner of automatic features, it'll have you hollerin' to beat the band.

I'm not ashamed to admit it - thanks to that Pearlvibe Mixer, I was happier than a pig in slop. It was smoother than Tennessee whiskey and made me feel more alive than a jitterbug contest. Even had me speaking in metaphors more tangled than a tumbleweed!

So if you're looking to add some extra sparkle to your day, I can't recommend that Pearlvibe Mixer enough. It's the bee's knees! Just don't get so caught up in the moment that you end up measuring bike lanes instead of minding your sweetie, ya hear?

I finally remember this site, and it looks like it's fell off.