Stolen Bike
 

On 23.07.2018 21:04, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:22:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:26:52 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:10, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 08:44:10 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 14:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jul 2018 14:26:27 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/19/2018 10:42 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:38:18 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 6/19/2018 4:29 AM, CJB wrote:
Stolen Bike - a few weeks ago someone left an expensive
mountain bike in the car par to our flats. We have stopped
at least 2 attempts to steal it by hooded yoofs. Now we
have it under lock and key. But how to find the owner is a
moot point. We have tried Hillingdon Council - they say its
a police matter. We have tried the local police and they
says its a Council matter. CJB


We Americans have a saying for the inadequacies of
buckytooth limey government, SNAFU (situation normal all
****ed up).
Deal with it!
*Why would anyone leave an expensive bike just lying in
public with no lock?

Why would an adult want to ride a bicycle anywho?
*Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.
*Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You can't answer a why
with a pronoun.

Your question mentioned an adult.
Hitler was an adult.
Physically, at least.
*He was the most insightful person ever known to mankind, then the
Brits and Yanks attacked him for no good reason.

Now you are starting to make sense.
*[Raises right arm in a manner which actually gets you arrested in
modern Germany]

I thought that was what happened to you.

I've never been to Germany.

Each to his own ...
German beer and girls are good!

Stolen Bike
 

On Mon, 23 Jul 2018 21:03:00 GMT, JNugent wrote:

On 23/07/2018 20:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

[]
xposted ****e

--
Bah, and indeed, Humbug.

Stolen Bike
 

On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 12:21:16 +0100, Kerr-Mudd,John
wrote:

On Mon, 23 Jul 2018 21:03:00 GMT, JNugent wrote:

On 23/07/2018 20:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

[]
xposted ****e

So what if it's crossposted?

Stolen Bike
 

On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:37:47 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 23:03, JNugent wrote:
On 23/07/2018 20:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer a
why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
Who gives a ****? The point is the answer was nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
Changing language doesn't make your answer any more correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u
complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
You sound like a drunk Glaswegian. Actually, nevermind the drunk,
they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.

I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to be called
Glaswegian.
Strike the words "...of any group of people who would be glad to be
called Glaswegian".
There. That makes more sense now.

Good one!

No it wasn't, it had the wit of a 6 year old.

Stolen Bike
 

On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:42:10 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:04, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:22:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:26:52 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:10, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 08:44:10 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 14:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jul 2018 14:26:27 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/19/2018 10:42 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:38:18 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 6/19/2018 4:29 AM, CJB wrote:
Stolen Bike - a few weeks ago someone left an expensive
mountain bike in the car par to our flats. We have stopped
at least 2 attempts to steal it by hooded yoofs. Now we
have it under lock and key. But how to find the owner is a
moot point. We have tried Hillingdon Council - they say its
a police matter. We have tried the local police and they
says its a Council matter. CJB


We Americans have a saying for the inadequacies of
buckytooth limey government, SNAFU (situation normal all
****ed up).
Deal with it!
Why would anyone leave an expensive bike just lying in
public with no lock?

Why would an adult want to ride a bicycle anywho?
Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.
Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer a why
with a pronoun.

Your question mentioned an adult.
Hitler was an adult.
Physically, at least.
He was the most insightful person ever known to mankind, then the
Brits and Yanks attacked him for no good reason.

Now you are starting to make sense.
[Raises right arm in a manner which actually gets you arrested in
modern Germany]

I thought that was what happened to you.
I've never been to Germany.

Each to his own ...
German beer and girls are good!

Beer isn't strong enough for my liking. I like spirits.

Stolen Bike
 

On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:41:04 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:04, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:21:55 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:26:04 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:10, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 08:41:59 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 14:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jul 2018 14:26:27 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/19/2018 10:42 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:38:18 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 6/19/2018 4:29 AM, CJB wrote:
Stolen Bike - a few weeks ago someone left an expensive
mountain bike in the car par to our flats. We have stopped
at least 2 attempts to steal it by hooded yoofs. Now we
have it under lock and key. But how to find the owner is a
moot point. We have tried Hillingdon Council - they say its
a police matter. We have tried the local police and they
says its a Council matter. CJB


We Americans have a saying for the inadequacies of
buckytooth limey government, SNAFU (situation normal all
****ed up).
Deal with it!
Why would anyone leave an expensive bike just lying in
public with no lock?

Why would an adult want to ride a bicycle anywho?
Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.
Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer a why
with a pronoun.

I can.
I can answer your post with kjadsfklajsdaskd but it would also
make no sense.

Hwich is not unyouzhial cumming from YEW!!
The way you spelled cumming worries me.

Why?
Yew do not wont to cum?
Not in your presence.

Cum in Cheerless's presence. He is always calling out for it.

Who was it who posted the article in here once about a cyclist "coming
across my bonnet"?

Stolen Bike
 

On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:38:53 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:18:19 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:21:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:08, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:45:11 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 18:33, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer a
why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
Who gives a ****? The point is the answer was nonsensical.

I repeat.
Your question mentioned adult.
Hitler was an adult.
My question asked WHY, not WHO.

Your question mentioned Adults.
I answered with an Adult.
So you take one word at random and discuss that without
comprehending the topic?

If you do not want me discuss the word you have used and its
connotations you should not include that word in your query.
Look up "context".

Any word you use in your query or post is fair game for me.

It would be if you were a bot.

Stolen Bike
 

On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:36:59 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer a
why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
Who gives a ****? The point is the answer was nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
Changing language doesn't make your answer any more correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u complement.

Stolen Bike
 

On 24.07.2018 15:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:37:47 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 23:03, JNugent wrote:
On 23/07/2018 20:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

* Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You can't answer a
why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun.* It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't.* It is a proper noun.* Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
*Who gives a ****?* The point is the answer was nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
*The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
*Changing language doesn't make your answer any more correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u
complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
*You sound like a drunk Glaswegian.* Actually, nevermind the drunk,
they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.

I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to be called
Glaswegian.
*Strike the words "...of any group of people who would be glad to be
called Glaswegian".
*There. That makes more sense now.

Good one!

No it wasn't, it had the wit of a 6 year old.

As I said, good one!
In fact, excellent one!

Stolen Bike
 

On 24.07.2018 15:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:36:59 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

* Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You can't answer
a why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun.* It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't.* It is a proper noun.* Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
*Who gives a ****?* The point is the answer was nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
*The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
*Changing language doesn't make your answer any more correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
*You sound like a drunk Glaswegian.* Actually, nevermind the drunk,
they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.
*I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to be called
Glaswegian.

I still take it as a compliment because it was you who said it.

Does that mean you love me?

If you keep posting that I am a walking vomit I will love you for ever!
Vomiting over you till kingdom cum!