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[email protected] May 24th 07 06:44 PM

I'm a real man, too
 
Okay, since admitting to doping appears to get so much approval here,
I'd like to confess that I took Qvar (http://www.qvar.com) before my
ride today. But I don't do it all the time. It's part of a "program"
that I got from my doctor, and I'll be willing to inform on her if
it'll make you guys admire me more.


[email protected] May 24th 07 06:55 PM

I'm a real man, too
 
On May 24, 7:44 pm, wrote:
Okay, since admitting to doping appears to get so much approval here,
I'd like to confess that I took Qvar (http://www.qvar.com) before my
ride today. But I don't do it all the time. It's part of a "program"
that I got from my doctor, and I'll be willing to inform on her if
it'll make you guys admire me more.


Were there tears in your eyes as you wrote that? Does your doctor only
accept cash? If so, I'd be willing to admire you more.

Joseph


John Forrest Tomlinson May 24th 07 07:04 PM

I'm a real man, too
 
I used Lidocaine on a saddle sore before a race in the mid-1990s. I
just can't live with this sort of secret anymore. I am sorry to all my
teammates, my wife and family, and most of all to the sport I love.

I am trying to cry now. Someone please hug me. Someone?


--
JT
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Donald Munro May 24th 07 07:31 PM

I'm a real man, too
 
John Forrest Tomlinson wrote:

I used Lidocaine on a saddle sore before a race in the mid-1990s. I
just can't live with this sort of secret anymore. I am sorry to all my
teammates, my wife and family, and most of all to the sport I love.

I am trying to cry now. Someone please hug me. Someone?


Tugboat would give you a hug if he was still around.

Sandy May 24th 07 07:39 PM

I'm a real man, too
 
Dans le message de
ups.com,
a réfléchi, et
puis a déclaré :
Okay, since admitting to doping appears to get so much approval here,
I'd like to confess that I took Qvar (
http://www.qvar.com) before my
ride today. But I don't do it all the time. It's part of a "program"
that I got from my doctor, and I'll be willing to inform on her if
it'll make you guys admire me more.


I'll call your Qvar with a hit of Ventolin, but the winning hand is DAILY
use of Approvel and Tahor. Life in France and cycling here is a balance
between Coulommiers and statins. Not to mention out of season rides with
warm and sugared red wine. Red is red, blood or otherwise.



[email protected] May 24th 07 08:19 PM

I'm a real man, too
 
On May 24, 8:39 pm, "Sandy" wrote:

I'll call your Qvar with a hit of Ventolin, but the winning hand is DAILY
use of Approvel and Tahor.


Hmmm. Obviously, le peloton roule a deux vitesses.


Curtis L. Russell May 24th 07 08:25 PM

I'm a real man, too
 
On Thu, 24 May 2007 14:04:27 -0400, John Forrest Tomlinson
wrote:

I used Lidocaine on a saddle sore before a race in the mid-1990s. I
just can't live with this sort of secret anymore. I am sorry to all my
teammates, my wife and family, and most of all to the sport I love.

I am trying to cry now. Someone please hug me. Someone?


I take Atenolol, Avilide and some other drug that starts with an A -
all A list stuff for me. They let me climb hills without everyone else
worrying about having to ride across my dead body. OTOH, anyone that
tries to hug me, dies. I carry a Shillelagh for a reason...

Unless Scarlett Johansson is reading this list. OK, maybe Nicole
Kidman. And if Diane Lane were in the area and in a hugging mood, I
wouldn't hit her with the stick.

Curtis L. Russell
OK, maybe Sharon Stone, if its a depressing day

Simon Brooke May 24th 07 08:37 PM

I'm a real man, too
 
in message , John Forrest
Tomlinson ') wrote:

I used Lidocaine on a saddle sore before a race in the mid-1990s. I
just can't live with this sort of secret anymore. I am sorry to all my
teammates, my wife and family, and most of all to the sport I love.


I'm more real man than you. I take Warfarin, which is a performance
degrading drug, to make cycling harder.

--
(Simon Brooke) http://www.jasmine.org.uk/~simon/

;; better than your average performing pineapple


Mark & Steven Bornfeld May 24th 07 08:54 PM

I'm a real man, too
 
wrote:
On May 24, 8:39 pm, "Sandy" wrote:
I'll call your Qvar with a hit of Ventolin, but the winning hand is DAILY
use of Approvel and Tahor.


Hmmm. Obviously, le peloton roule a deux vitesses.


The peloton has two mommies?

Steve

--
Mark & Steven Bornfeld DDS
http://www.dentaltwins.com
Brooklyn, NY
718-258-5001

[email protected] May 24th 07 09:36 PM

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Steven Bornfeld wrote:

The peloton has two mommies?


Dick Cheney's new grandson's name is "Peloton?"


Jeff Jones May 24th 07 09:38 PM

I'm a real man, too
 
On May 24, 6:44 pm, wrote:
Okay, since admitting to doping appears to get so much approval here,
I'd like to confess that I took Qvar (http://www.qvar.com) before my
ride today. But I don't do it all the time. It's part of a "program"
that I got from my doctor, and I'll be willing to inform on her if
it'll make you guys admire me more.


That's a great start. I'm moved to say that I drink coffee before a
ride. Not all the time, but enough to put me in amongst...that crowd.

Oh hell, I might as well come clean. I drink beer after a ride.
Sometimes lots of it. And for some reason, I usually ride OK the next
day.

Sob.

There. I feel better now.

Jeff


Sandy May 24th 07 10:02 PM

I'm a real man, too
 
Dans le message de
oups.com,
Jeff Jones a réfléchi, et puis a déclaré :
On May 24, 6:44 pm, wrote:
Okay, since admitting to doping appears to get so much approval here,
I'd like to confess that I took Qvar (http://www.qvar.com) before my
ride today. But I don't do it all the time. It's part of a "program"
that I got from my doctor, and I'll be willing to inform on her if
it'll make you guys admire me more.


That's a great start. I'm moved to say that I drink coffee before a
ride. Not all the time, but enough to put me in amongst...that crowd.

Oh hell, I might as well come clean. I drink beer after a ride.
Sometimes lots of it. And for some reason, I usually ride OK the next
day.

Sob.

There. I feel better now.

Jeff


You spoke too soon!
The deal is that you have to give these things up, now.
(or maybe you can lie about giving them up - optional)
--
Bonne route !

Sandy
Verneuil-sur-Seine FR



Curtis L. Russell May 24th 07 10:24 PM

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On Thu, 24 May 2007 20:37:59 +0100, Simon Brooke
wrote:

I'm more real man than you. I take Warfarin, which is a performance
degrading drug, to make cycling harder.


Sign of a doper - the blood is leaving your body way faster than the
testers can test it. From all sorts of places. But it is really,
really tested on rats. Lots.

Curtis L. Russell
Who just realized I misspelled the drug earlier...

bar May 24th 07 11:20 PM

I'm a real man, too
 
On May 24, 5:07 pm, wrote:
On May 24, 11:04 am, John Forrest Tomlinson
wrote:

I used Lidocaine on a saddle sore before a race in the mid-1990s. I
just can't live with this sort of secret anymore. I am sorry to all my
teammates, my wife and family, and most of all to the sport I love.


I am trying to cry now. Someone please hug me. Someone?


I went for a ride on acid, once, although it seems I spent a lot of
the time watching the oak leaves turn to mulch. I'm sure I would have
hugged you at the time... But I gave all that up.


we often smoke reefer and giggle at the back of the goon ride here in
DC while the hammerhead cat 3s are up front 'putting in the hard
yards' getting ready for the weekend's epic 18 mile flat crit.



Fred Fredburger May 25th 07 01:00 AM

I'm a real man, too
 
wrote:
Okay, since admitting to doping appears to get so much approval here,
I'd like to confess that I took Qvar (
http://www.qvar.com) before my
ride today. But I don't do it all the time. It's part of a "program"
that I got from my doctor, and I'll be willing to inform on her if
it'll make you guys admire me more.


Perfect response. I'm tempted to pile on here (knowing it would prove me
a REAL MAN, of course).

Ryan Cousineau May 25th 07 03:09 AM

I'm a real man, too
 
In article .com,
wrote:

On May 24, 8:39 pm, "Sandy" wrote:

I'll call your Qvar with a hit of Ventolin, but the winning hand is DAILY
use of Approvel and Tahor.


Hmmm. Obviously, le peloton roule a deux vitesses.


You dirty dopers! Even down into the non-competing ranks! No wonder the
other Cat 4s all left me behind this year: They doped, and thus didn't
gain 20 pounds each in the off season.

I'd rather be clean,

--
Ryan Cousineau
http://www.wiredcola.com/
"I don't want kids who are thinking about going into mathematics
to think that they have to take drugs to succeed." -Paul Erdos

RonSonic May 25th 07 03:32 AM

I'm a real man, too
 
On 24 May 2007 10:44:25 -0700, wrote:

Okay, since admitting to doping appears to get so much approval here,
I'd like to confess that I took Qvar (
http://www.qvar.com) before my
ride today. But I don't do it all the time. It's part of a "program"
that I got from my doctor, and I'll be willing to inform on her if
it'll make you guys admire me more.


Hah, you can have that fancy modern stuff. I use old fashioned albuterol before
*I* ride. Same drug that worked for so many bodybuilders back in the day.

Ron

[email protected] May 25th 07 04:57 AM

I'm a real man, too
 
On May 24, 7:09 pm, Ryan Cousineau wrote:
wrote:
On May 24, 8:39 pm, "Sandy" wrote:


I'll call your Qvar with a hit of Ventolin, but the winning hand is DAILY
use of Approvel and Tahor.


Hmmm. Obviously, le peloton roule a deux vitesses.


You dirty dopers! Even down into the non-competing ranks! No wonder the
other Cat 4s all left me behind this year: They doped, and thus didn't
gain 20 pounds each in the off season.

I'd rather be clean,


I once dropped a clif bar in a mountain bike race
and didn't stop to pick it up sob. God, I feel
awful living with this shame. I hope Smokey the Bear
isn't reading this, or that crying Indian from the
TV commercial.

Also, although I am not a _habitual_ doper, I am a
habitual dope.

Also, I used to ride with these guys who famously
"knew all the burn spots in XXXXXXXXX County"
(and I don't mean forest fires; gwhite can explain)
and I knew it was against the law, "but still I
said nothing," as in the Martin Niemoller aphorism.
I see now that my failure to inform on my fellows
was wrong.

Ben
Next, I'm going to write a confessional memoir
called "A Thousand Little T-Patches." Ryan
Cousineau will beat me to market with a memoir
called "A Thousand Little Donuts."


Ryan Cousineau May 25th 07 05:27 AM

I'm a real man, too
 
In article . com,
" wrote:

On May 24, 7:09 pm, Ryan Cousineau wrote:
wrote:
On May 24, 8:39 pm, "Sandy" wrote:


I'll call your Qvar with a hit of Ventolin, but the winning hand is
DAILY
use of Approvel and Tahor.


Hmmm. Obviously, le peloton roule a deux vitesses.


You dirty dopers! Even down into the non-competing ranks! No wonder the
other Cat 4s all left me behind this year: They doped, and thus didn't
gain 20 pounds each in the off season.

I'd rather be clean,


I once dropped a clif bar in a mountain bike race
and didn't stop to pick it up sob. God, I feel
awful living with this shame. I hope Smokey the Bear
isn't reading this, or that crying Indian from the
TV commercial.

Also, although I am not a _habitual_ doper, I am a
habitual dope.

Also, I used to ride with these guys who famously
"knew all the burn spots in XXXXXXXXX County"
(and I don't mean forest fires; gwhite can explain)
and I knew it was against the law, "but still I
said nothing," as in the Martin Niemoller aphorism.
I see now that my failure to inform on my fellows
was wrong.

Ben
Next, I'm going to write a confessional memoir
called "A Thousand Little T-Patches." Ryan
Cousineau will beat me to market with a memoir
called "A Thousand Little Donuts."


Problem is, mine really will be true.

Only a thousand?

--
Ryan Cousineau http://www.wiredcola.com/
"I don't want kids who are thinking about going into mathematics
to think that they have to take drugs to succeed." -Paul Erdos

Howard Kveck May 25th 07 07:40 AM

I'm a real man, too
 
In article .com,
bar wrote:

On May 24, 5:07 pm, wrote:
On May 24, 11:04 am, John Forrest Tomlinson
wrote:

I used Lidocaine on a saddle sore before a race in the mid-1990s. I
just can't live with this sort of secret anymore. I am sorry to all my
teammates, my wife and family, and most of all to the sport I love.


I am trying to cry now. Someone please hug me. Someone?


I went for a ride on acid, once, although it seems I spent a lot of
the time watching the oak leaves turn to mulch. I'm sure I would have
hugged you at the time... But I gave all that up.


we often smoke reefer and giggle at the back of the goon ride here in
DC while the hammerhead cat 3s are up front 'putting in the hard
yards' getting ready for the weekend's epic 18 mile flat crit.


Hmm, the helmet zealot smokes pot while on a ride. What will the children think!

--
tanx,
Howard

Never take a tenant with a monkey.

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

Howard Kveck May 25th 07 07:45 AM

I'm a real man, too
 
In article ,
Fred Fredburger wrote:

wrote:
Okay, since admitting to doping appears to get so much approval here,
I'd like to confess that I took Qvar (
http://www.qvar.com) before my
ride today. But I don't do it all the time. It's part of a "program"
that I got from my doctor, and I'll be willing to inform on her if
it'll make you guys admire me more.


Perfect response. I'm tempted to pile on here (knowing it would prove me
a REAL MAN, of course).


Posting under your "real name" would make you a real man to TK. For about two
seconds...

--
tanx,
Howard

Never take a tenant with a monkey.

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

Donald Munro May 25th 07 09:40 AM

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Ryan Cousineau wrote:
You dirty dopers! Even down into the non-competing ranks! No wonder the
other Cat 4s all left me behind this year: They doped, and thus didn't
gain 20 pounds each in the off season.


You mean diet pills count ? Does a Red Bull before a race count ? Please
tell me I won't have to tell all on Oprah's fatty master confession
program.



bar May 25th 07 12:01 PM

I'm a real man, too
 
we often smoke reefer and giggle at the back of the goon ride here in
DC while the hammerhead cat 3s are up front 'putting in the hard
yards' getting ready for the weekend's epic 18 mile flat crit.


Hmm, the helmet zealot smokes pot while on a ride. What will the children think!


why, they'll think nothing of it since i also lie to them about it (i
lie to children, remember?).

and, for the record, i'm not a helmet zealot -- why just the other day
i went on a training ride trying to emulate my hero mike sayers with
just my bald head and my ipod -- i just think kids should wear helmets
when riding, that's all.

meanwhile, i'd also like to confess to use of the stimulant "red bull"
to prepare for group rides. once, me and a few others got dropped,
and we couldn't figure out why. so we sat on a curb (smoking reefer
of course) and talked about what to do. after a while we resolved to
begin a program of red bull before each group ride, and for 3 solid
years we were never dropped again.

sigh. there, it's out.


SLAVE of THE STATE May 25th 07 05:53 PM

I'm a real man, too
 
On May 24, 8:57 pm, "
wrote:

Also, I used to ride with these guys who famously
"knew all the burn spots in XXXXXXXXX County"
(and I don't mean forest fires; gwhite can explain)


I always thought the redwood "grove" on Valencia was one of the cuter
spots. I did not burn, as I was only along for the ride.

...and I knew it was against the law, ...


As I've pointed out before, there is no duty to obey The State. So
rest with an easy mind.


Fred Fredburger May 26th 07 01:12 AM

I'm a real man, too
 
Howard Kveck wrote:
In article ,
Fred Fredburger wrote:

wrote:
Okay, since admitting to doping appears to get so much approval here,
I'd like to confess that I took Qvar (
http://www.qvar.com) before my
ride today. But I don't do it all the time. It's part of a "program"
that I got from my doctor, and I'll be willing to inform on her if
it'll make you guys admire me more.

Perfect response. I'm tempted to pile on here (knowing it would prove me
a REAL MAN, of course).


Posting under your "real name" would make you a real man to TK. For about two
seconds...


Why in the world would anyone believe that "Fred Fredburger" is not my
real name? I certainly do my best to live up to the name.

FWIW, I believe TK would actually be more impressed by a large, sweaty
man pile then anyone's name. You can take that a couple different ways,
either of them are true.

Ryan Cousineau May 26th 07 02:37 AM

I'm a real man, too
 
In article ,
Donald Munro wrote:

Ryan Cousineau wrote:
You dirty dopers! Even down into the non-competing ranks! No wonder the
other Cat 4s all left me behind this year: They doped, and thus didn't
gain 20 pounds each in the off season.


You mean diet pills count ? Does a Red Bull before a race count ? Please
tell me I won't have to tell all on Oprah's fatty master confession
program.


It's not that you have to. It's that it's the more lucrative choice.

It doesn't hurt less, you just dope better.

--
Ryan Cousineau http://www.wiredcola.com/
"I don't want kids who are thinking about going into mathematics
to think that they have to take drugs to succeed." -Paul Erdos

Howard Kveck May 26th 07 03:32 AM

I'm a real man, too
 
In article ,
Fred Fredburger wrote:

Howard Kveck wrote:
In article ,
Fred Fredburger wrote:

wrote:
Okay, since admitting to doping appears to get so much approval here,
I'd like to confess that I took Qvar (
http://www.qvar.com) before my
ride today. But I don't do it all the time. It's part of a "program"
that I got from my doctor, and I'll be willing to inform on her if
it'll make you guys admire me more.

Perfect response. I'm tempted to pile on here (knowing it would prove me
a REAL MAN, of course).


Posting under your "real name" would make you a real man to TK. For
about two seconds...


Why in the world would anyone believe that "Fred Fredburger" is not my
real name? I certainly do my best to live up to the name.

FWIW, I believe TK would actually be more impressed by a large, sweaty
man pile then anyone's name. You can take that a couple different ways,
either of them are true.


Heh, TK and piles do go together, don't they? From large, sweaty man piles to
enormous, steaming turdpiles...

--
tanx,
Howard

Never take a tenant with a monkey.

remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?


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