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Simon Jester November 21st 17 05:40 PM

New HC Rule
 


Rules for Pedestrians:

If you are under 25 you MUST look at your smartphone at all times.
Whilst looking at you smartphone alll other road users MUST give way to you.


Peter Keller[_3_] November 22nd 17 10:34 AM

New HC Rule
 
On 22.11.2017 05:40, Simon Jester wrote:


Rules for Pedestrians:

If you are under 25 you MUST look at your smartphone at all times.
Whilst looking at you smartphone alll other road users MUST give way to you.

What if you do not have a smartphone to look at?
Mine is a very dumbphone.

Simon Jester November 22nd 17 03:49 PM

New HC Rule
 
On Wednesday, November 22, 2017 at 9:35:31 AM UTC, Peter Keller wrote:
On 22.11.2017 05:40, Simon Jester wrote:


Rules for Pedestrians:

If you are under 25 you MUST look at your smartphone at all times.
Whilst looking at you smartphone alll other road users MUST give way to you.

What if you do not have a smartphone to look at?


You hang your head in shame.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/micheli.../#2352d040228f

Mine is a very dumbphone.


RUndr25?


Peter Keller[_3_] November 23rd 17 10:58 AM

New HC Rule
 
On 23.11.2017 03:49, Simon Jester wrote:
On Wednesday, November 22, 2017 at 9:35:31 AM UTC, Peter Keller wrote:
On 22.11.2017 05:40, Simon Jester wrote:


Rules for Pedestrians:

If you are under 25 you MUST look at your smartphone at all times.
Whilst looking at you smartphone alll other road users MUST give way to you.

What if you do not have a smartphone to look at?


You hang your head in shame.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/micheli.../#2352d040228f


Head suitably hung in shame and dumbphone suitably kept.

Mine is a very dumbphone.


RUndr25?

No.
Ask an under25 what a dumbphone is and regard his/her reaction with pity.



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