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Simon Jester June 6th 19 08:07 PM

Van passenger spits at cyclist
 

Charming people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZcD0DBcbc4

I'm not sure how the driver was responsible for this.



Mr Pounder Esquire June 6th 19 08:33 PM

Van passenger spits at cyclist
 
Simon Jester wrote:
Charming people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZcD0DBcbc4

I'm not sure how the driver was responsible for this.


Many proper road users spit on road lice.
This reminds me to fill up my washer bottle. It is great fun giving the open
mouthed cyclists a mouth full of screeenwash.



Kerr-Mudd,John[_2_] June 6th 19 08:40 PM

Van passenger spits at cyclist
 
On Thu, 06 Jun 2019 19:33:58 GMT, "Mr Pounder Esquire"
wrote:

Simon Jester wrote:
Charming people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZcD0DBcbc4

I'm not sure how the driver was responsible for this.


Many proper road users spit on road lice.
This reminds me to fill up my washer bottle. It is great fun giving
the open mouthed cyclists a mouth full of screeenwash.

Go walk your dog, big boy.



--
Bah, and indeed, Humbug.

Simon Jester June 6th 19 08:56 PM

Van passenger spits at cyclist
 
On Thursday, June 6, 2019 at 8:34:06 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
Charming people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZcD0DBcbc4

I'm not sure how the driver was responsible for this.


Many proper road users spit on road lice.
This reminds me to fill up my washer bottle. It is great fun giving the open
mouthed cyclists a mouth full of screeenwash.


So you admit you are driving an unroadworthy vehicle.

Mr Pounder Esquire June 6th 19 09:06 PM

Van passenger spits at cyclist
 
Simon Jester wrote:
On Thursday, June 6, 2019 at 8:34:06 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
Charming people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZcD0DBcbc4

I'm not sure how the driver was responsible for this.


Many proper road users spit on road lice.
This reminds me to fill up my washer bottle. It is great fun giving
the open mouthed cyclists a mouth full of screeenwash.


So you admit you are driving an unroadworthy vehicle.


Check the level and top up.
I thought that you may have clicked to that, but, you a pillock on a
bicycle.




Mr Pounder Esquire June 6th 19 09:07 PM

Van passenger spits at cyclist
 
Kerr-Mudd,John wrote:
On Thu, 06 Jun 2019 19:33:58 GMT, "Mr Pounder Esquire"
wrote:

Simon Jester wrote:
Charming people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZcD0DBcbc4

I'm not sure how the driver was responsible for this.


Many proper road users spit on road lice.
This reminds me to fill up my washer bottle. It is great fun giving
the open mouthed cyclists a mouth full of screeenwash.

Go walk your dog, big boy.


We have been out four times today, little man.



Simon Jester June 6th 19 09:13 PM

Van passenger spits at cyclist
 
On Thursday, June 6, 2019 at 9:06:26 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Thursday, June 6, 2019 at 8:34:06 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
Charming people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZcD0DBcbc4

I'm not sure how the driver was responsible for this.

Many proper road users spit on road lice.
This reminds me to fill up my washer bottle. It is great fun giving
the open mouthed cyclists a mouth full of screeenwash.


So you admit you are driving an unroadworthy vehicle.


Check the level and top up.
I thought that you may have clicked to that, but, you a pillock on a
bicycle.


If your washers are set to spray screenwash into the mouths of cyclists then your vehicle is not roadworthy.
If this has been done deliberately (as Judith once claimed it did) then it is an act of Terrorism and a maximum sentence of life in prison.

Simon Jester June 6th 19 09:43 PM

Van passenger spits at cyclist
 
On Thursday, June 6, 2019 at 9:13:30 PM UTC+1, Simon Jester wrote:
On Thursday, June 6, 2019 at 9:06:26 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
On Thursday, June 6, 2019 at 8:34:06 PM UTC+1, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
Charming people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZcD0DBcbc4

I'm not sure how the driver was responsible for this.

Many proper road users spit on road lice.
This reminds me to fill up my washer bottle. It is great fun giving
the open mouthed cyclists a mouth full of screeenwash.

So you admit you are driving an unroadworthy vehicle.


Check the level and top up.
I thought that you may have clicked to that, but, you a pillock on a
bicycle.


If your washers are set to spray screenwash into the mouths of cyclists then your vehicle is not roadworthy.
If this has been done deliberately (as Judith once claimed it did) then it is an act of Terrorism and a maximum sentence of life in prison.


Some quick research shows moron vehicle plain water screen wash contains legionella which can be spread in aerosol form to both the driver and members of the public. The solution is to add Methanol or Ethylene Glycol to the water both of which are even more toxic to the public.
The obvious short term solution is to ban motor vehicles from the roads unless their screens have been naturally cleaned by rain.

Peter Keller[_3_] June 7th 19 11:42 AM

Van passenger spits at cyclist
 
On 07/06/2019 07:33, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
Charming people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZcD0DBcbc4

I'm not sure how the driver was responsible for this.


Many proper road users spit on road lice.
This reminds me to fill up my washer bottle. It is great fun giving the open
mouthed cyclists a mouth full of screeenwash.


Don't forget your blood-and-snot smeared sharpened battleaxe.

Peter Keller[_3_] June 7th 19 11:43 AM

Van passenger spits at cyclist
 
On 07/06/2019 08:07, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Kerr-Mudd,John wrote:
On Thu, 06 Jun 2019 19:33:58 GMT, "Mr Pounder Esquire"
wrote:

Simon Jester wrote:
Charming people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZcD0DBcbc4

I'm not sure how the driver was responsible for this.

Many proper road users spit on road lice.
This reminds me to fill up my washer bottle. It is great fun giving
the open mouthed cyclists a mouth full of screeenwash.

Go walk your dog, big boy.


We have been out four times today, little man.


Four chisels?


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