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MrCheerful December 7th 18 05:39 PM

Brighton bottom slapping bicyclist NOT banged up
 
24+ OFFENCES, including causing broken bones, yet he gets a suspended
sentence.. why is he here still?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ree-court.html

Mr Pounder Esquire December 7th 18 06:24 PM

Brighton bottom slapping bicyclist NOT banged up
 
MrCheerful wrote:
24+ OFFENCES, including causing broken bones, yet he gets a suspended
sentence.. why is he here still?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ree-court.html



Apparently he suffers from serious 'intellectual impairment". As do all
cyclists. To ride a silly kid's toy in the ****ing down rain to sign on the
dole can only mean one thing - you are a cyclist.
This arsehole should be deported.




JNugent[_10_] December 7th 18 11:45 PM

Brighton bottom slapping bicyclist NOT banged up
 
On 07/12/2018 18:24, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:

MrCheerful wrote:


24+ OFFENCES, including causing broken bones, yet he gets a suspended
sentence.. why is he here still?


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ree-court.html


Apparently he suffers from serious 'intellectual impairment". As do all
cyclists. To ride a silly kid's toy in the ****ing down rain to sign on the
dole can only mean one thing - you are a cyclist.
This arsehole should be deported.


Well...

Don't forget that he is a valuable member of society.

He might only be a teporaraily-unemployed dishwasher, and he might have
"mental impairment", but as a cyclist, he is automatically Considerably
Richer Than Yow. And for cyclists, havig a higher than average income
(as this chap must have, if he is a cyclist) is the only important
social marker.

Being on the Sexual Offenders' Register doensn't matter at all to other
cyclists.

And if you don't beleieve me, watch how they intervene to defend him.

If they dare, on this occasion.

Simon Jester December 8th 18 12:18 AM

Brighton bottom slapping bicyclist NOT banged up
 
On Friday, December 7, 2018 at 6:24:39 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
24+ OFFENCES, including causing broken bones, yet he gets a suspended
sentence.. why is he here still?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ree-court.html



Apparently he suffers from serious 'intellectual impairment". As do all
cyclists. To ride a silly kid's toy in the ****ing down rain to sign on the
dole can only mean one thing - you are a cyclist.


I knew you lived in a rancid, damp, rat infested bedsit. I did not realise it was situated above the dole office.

This arsehole should be deported.


Why are you so obsessed with cyclists' assholes?




JNugent[_10_] December 8th 18 12:47 AM

Brighton bottom slapping bicyclist NOT banged up
 
On 08/12/2018 00:18, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, December 7, 2018 at 6:24:39 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
24+ OFFENCES, including causing broken bones, yet he gets a suspended
sentence.. why is he here still?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ree-court.html



Apparently he suffers from serious 'intellectual impairment". As do all
cyclists. To ride a silly kid's toy in the ****ing down rain to sign on the
dole can only mean one thing - you are a cyclist.


I knew you lived in a rancid, damp, rat infested bedsit. I did not realise it was situated above the dole office.

This arsehole should be deported.


Why are you so obsessed with cyclists' assholes?


"I knew you lived in a rancid, damp, rat infested bedsit."

Is that your idea of adult discussion?

Peter Keller[_3_] December 8th 18 09:09 AM

Brighton bottom slapping bicyclist NOT banged up
 
On 12/8/18 7:24 AM, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
24+ OFFENCES, including causing broken bones, yet he gets a suspended
sentence.. why is he here still?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ree-court.html



Apparently he suffers from serious 'intellectual impairment". As do all
cyclists. To ride a silly kid's toy in the ****ing down rain to sign on the
dole can only mean one thing - you are a cyclist.
This arsehole should be deported.



Thanks greatly for the compliment.

Simon Jester December 8th 18 12:51 PM

Brighton bottom slapping bicyclist NOT banged up
 
On Saturday, December 8, 2018 at 12:47:27 AM UTC, JNugent wrote:
On 08/12/2018 00:18, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, December 7, 2018 at 6:24:39 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
24+ OFFENCES, including causing broken bones, yet he gets a suspended
sentence.. why is he here still?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ree-court.html


Apparently he suffers from serious 'intellectual impairment". As do all
cyclists. To ride a silly kid's toy in the ****ing down rain to sign on the
dole can only mean one thing - you are a cyclist.


I knew you lived in a rancid, damp, rat infested bedsit. I did not realise it was situated above the dole office.

This arsehole should be deported.


Why are you so obsessed with cyclists' assholes?


"I knew you lived in a rancid, damp, rat infested bedsit."

Is that your idea of adult discussion?


Truth is an absolute defence.

JNugent[_10_] December 8th 18 02:42 PM

Brighton bottom slapping bicyclist NOT banged up
 
On 08/12/2018 12:51, Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, December 8, 2018 at 12:47:27 AM UTC, JNugent wrote:
On 08/12/2018 00:18, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, December 7, 2018 at 6:24:39 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
24+ OFFENCES, including causing broken bones, yet he gets a suspended
sentence.. why is he here still?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ree-court.html


Apparently he suffers from serious 'intellectual impairment". As do all
cyclists. To ride a silly kid's toy in the ****ing down rain to sign on the
dole can only mean one thing - you are a cyclist.

I knew you lived in a rancid, damp, rat infested bedsit. I did not realise it was situated above the dole office.

This arsehole should be deported.

Why are you so obsessed with cyclists' assholes?


"I knew you lived in a rancid, damp, rat infested bedsit."

Is that your idea of adult discussion?


Truth is an absolute defence.


So it *is* your idea of adult conversation.

Simon Jester December 8th 18 03:51 PM

Brighton bottom slapping bicyclist NOT banged up
 
On Saturday, December 8, 2018 at 2:42:08 PM UTC, JNugent wrote:
On 08/12/2018 12:51, Simon Jester wrote:
On Saturday, December 8, 2018 at 12:47:27 AM UTC, JNugent wrote:
On 08/12/2018 00:18, Simon Jester wrote:
On Friday, December 7, 2018 at 6:24:39 PM UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
MrCheerful wrote:
24+ OFFENCES, including causing broken bones, yet he gets a suspended
sentence.. why is he here still?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ree-court.html


Apparently he suffers from serious 'intellectual impairment". As do all
cyclists. To ride a silly kid's toy in the ****ing down rain to sign on the
dole can only mean one thing - you are a cyclist.

I knew you lived in a rancid, damp, rat infested bedsit. I did not realise it was situated above the dole office.

This arsehole should be deported.

Why are you so obsessed with cyclists' assholes?

"I knew you lived in a rancid, damp, rat infested bedsit."

Is that your idea of adult discussion?


Truth is an absolute defence.


So it *is* your idea of adult conversation.


I am a scientist, I form opinions based on available data.



Peter Parry December 8th 18 05:04 PM

Brighton bottom slapping bicyclist NOT banged up
 
On Sat, 8 Dec 2018 04:51:33 -0800 (PST), Simon Jester
wrote:

Truth is an absolute defence.


What a quaint and wrong idea.



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