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Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 22nd 18 05:22 PM

Stolen Bike
 
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 17:10:06 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

Who's on first.


That requires a question mark.

Did you know?


Did I know what?

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 22nd 18 05:23 PM

Stolen Bike
 
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer a why
with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
Who gives a ****? The point is the answer was nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.

Changing language doesn't make your answer any more correct.


I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!


You sound like a drunk Glaswegian. Actually, nevermind the drunk, they're
like that anyway.

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 22nd 18 05:23 PM

Stolen Bike
 
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:21:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:08, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:45:11 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 18:33, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer a why
with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
Who gives a ****? The point is the answer was nonsensical.

I repeat.
Your question mentioned adult.
Hitler was an adult.

My question asked WHY, not WHO.


Your question mentioned Adults.
I answered with an Adult.


So you take one word at random and discuss that without comprehending the
topic?

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 22nd 18 05:24 PM

Stolen Bike
 
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:26:04 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:10, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 08:41:59 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 14:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jul 2018 14:26:27 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/19/2018 10:42 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:38:18 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 6/19/2018 4:29 AM, CJB wrote:
Stolen Bike - a few weeks ago someone left an expensive
mountain bike in the car par to our flats. We have stopped at
least 2 attempts to steal it by hooded yoofs. Now we have it
under lock and key. But how to find the owner is a moot point.
We have tried Hillingdon Council - they say its a police
matter. We have tried the local police and they says its a
Council matter. CJB


We Americans have a saying for the inadequacies of buckytooth
limey government, SNAFU (situation normal all ****ed up).
Deal with it!
Why would anyone leave an expensive bike just lying in public
with no lock?

Why would an adult want to ride a bicycle anywho?
Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.
Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer a why with
a pronoun.

I can.

I can answer your post with kjadsfklajsdaskd but it would also make no
sense.


Hwich is not unyouzhial cumming from YEW!!


The way you spelled cumming worries me.

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 22nd 18 05:24 PM

Stolen Bike
 
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:26:52 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:10, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 08:44:10 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 14:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jul 2018 14:26:27 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/19/2018 10:42 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:38:18 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 6/19/2018 4:29 AM, CJB wrote:
Stolen Bike - a few weeks ago someone left an expensive
mountain bike in the car par to our flats. We have stopped at
least 2 attempts to steal it by hooded yoofs. Now we have it
under lock and key. But how to find the owner is a moot point.
We have tried Hillingdon Council - they say its a police
matter. We have tried the local police and they says its a
Council matter. CJB


We Americans have a saying for the inadequacies of buckytooth
limey government, SNAFU (situation normal all ****ed up).
Deal with it!
Why would anyone leave an expensive bike just lying in public
with no lock?

Why would an adult want to ride a bicycle anywho?
Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.
Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer a why with
a pronoun.

Your question mentioned an adult.
Hitler was an adult.
Physically, at least.

He was the most insightful person ever known to mankind, then the
Brits and Yanks attacked him for no good reason.


Now you are starting to make sense.


[Raises right arm in a manner which actually gets you arrested in modern
Germany]

Peter Keller[_3_] July 22nd 18 08:18 PM

Stolen Bike
 
On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:21:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:08, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:45:11 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 18:33, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

* Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You can't answer a why
with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun.* It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't.* It is a proper noun.* Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
*Who gives a ****?* The point is the answer was nonsensical.

I repeat.
Your question mentioned adult.
Hitler was an adult.
*My question asked WHY, not WHO.


Your question mentioned Adults.
I answered with an Adult.


So you take one word at random and discuss that without comprehending
the topic?


If you do not want me discuss the word you have used and its
connotations you should not include that word in your query.

Peter Keller[_3_] July 22nd 18 08:19 PM

Stolen Bike
 
On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

* Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You can't answer a
why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun.* It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't.* It is a proper noun.* Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
*Who gives a ****?* The point is the answer was nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
*The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
*Changing language doesn't make your answer any more correct.


I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!


You sound like a drunk Glaswegian.* Actually, nevermind the drunk,
they're like that anyway.


Thanks greatly for the compliment.

Peter Keller[_3_] July 22nd 18 08:21 PM

Stolen Bike
 
On 22.07.2018 18:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:26:04 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:10, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 08:41:59 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 14:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jul 2018 14:26:27 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/19/2018 10:42 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:38:18 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 6/19/2018 4:29 AM, CJB wrote:
Stolen Bike - a few weeks ago someone left an expensive
mountain bike in the car par to our flats. We have stopped at
least 2 attempts to steal it by hooded yoofs. Now we have it
under lock and key. But how to find the owner is a moot
point. We have tried Hillingdon Council - they say its a
police matter. We have tried the local police and they says
its a Council matter. CJB


We Americans have a saying for the inadequacies of buckytooth
limey government, SNAFU (situation normal all ****ed up).
Deal with it!
*Why would anyone leave an expensive bike just lying in public
with no lock?

Why would an adult want to ride a bicycle anywho?
*Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.
*Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You can't answer a why
with a pronoun.

I can.
*I can answer your post with kjadsfklajsdaskd but it would also make
no sense.


Hwich is not unyouzhial cumming from YEW!!


The way you spelled cumming worries me.


Why?
Yew do not wont to cum?

Peter Keller[_3_] July 22nd 18 08:22 PM

Stolen Bike
 
On 22.07.2018 18:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:26:52 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:10, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 08:44:10 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 14:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jul 2018 14:26:27 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/19/2018 10:42 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:38:18 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 6/19/2018 4:29 AM, CJB wrote:
Stolen Bike - a few weeks ago someone left an expensive
mountain bike in the car par to our flats. We have stopped at
least 2 attempts to steal it by hooded yoofs. Now we have it
under lock and key. But how to find the owner is a moot
point. We have tried Hillingdon Council - they say its a
police matter. We have tried the local police and they says
its a Council matter. CJB


We Americans have a saying for the inadequacies of buckytooth
limey government, SNAFU (situation normal all ****ed up).
Deal with it!
*Why would anyone leave an expensive bike just lying in public
with no lock?

Why would an adult want to ride a bicycle anywho?
*Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.
*Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You can't answer a why
with a pronoun.

Your question mentioned an adult.
Hitler was an adult.
Physically, at least.
*He was the most insightful person ever known to mankind, then the
Brits and Yanks attacked him for no good reason.


Now you are starting to make sense.


[Raises right arm in a manner which actually gets you arrested in modern
Germany]


I thought that was what happened to you.

David[_21_] July 23rd 18 03:31 AM

Stolen Bike
 


"jew pedophile Ron Jacobson (jew pedophile Baruch 'Barry' Shein's jew
aliash)" wrote in message
...

On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 10:45:40 -0700, "fake vet Scatboi Colon La Edmund
J. Burke" wrote:

On 7/21/2018 8:30 AM, jew pedophile Ron Jacobson (jew pedophile Baruch
'Barry' Shein's jew aliash) wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

fake vet Scatboi Colon La Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer a why with
a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.


Don't bother explaining stuff to Colon Burchese...he's an illiterte
moulie!


WE DID GRAMMAR IN NAM, BITCHES!


VIETNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMESE grammar. Lumumba?
--

"You are full of ****. You'll never convince any of us real Jews that
there is no Jewish look. I know my people and I can see their
Jewishness. Susan is not a Jew. If you want to get down her panties
just ask her she'll let you. She's a non-Jew."
Message-ID:


"You can try all you want and get all the plastic surgery you want but
you'll never look like one of us because you are not a Jew. You are
an Irish Shiksa that Isn't even a righteous non-Jew a Ger Tzadeck You
are VEEDMUS amongst us and are a gentile. I would not be surprised if
you ever go to Eretz Israel and spout off your non-senseical lies that
a Jew doesn't kill you or a gentile murder you. You are wicked because
you antagonize and lie about the Tzadeckim. The best place for you is
scrubbing toilets and urinals in a gymnasium that is predominate used
by Negros."
Message-ID:


- drug-****ed jew wannabe Y-chi Netfish, mocking neo-jew Suzy KKKohen's
attempted 'conversion' to the jew race

"Warren is not well. He's a non-Jewish mental patient who usually declines
to
take his medications. Please keep this in mind when viewing future posts."
Message-ID:

- neo-jew 'convert' Suzy KKKohen, mocking drug-****ed jew wannabe Y-chi
Netfish's
claim to be a jew

to be heard and picked up


David[_21_] July 23rd 18 03:33 AM

Stolen Bike
 


"David" wrote in message
...



"jew pedophile Ron Jacobson (jew pedophile Baruch 'Barry' Shein's jew
aliash)" wrote in message
...

On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 10:45:40 -0700, "fake vet Scatboi Colon La Edmund
J. Burke" wrote:

On 7/21/2018 8:30 AM, jew pedophile Ron Jacobson (jew pedophile Baruch
'Barry' Shein's jew aliash) wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

fake vet Scatboi Colon La Edmund J. Burke
wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer a why with
a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.


Don't bother explaining stuff to Colon Burchese...he's an illiterte
moulie!


WE DID GRAMMAR IN NAM, BITCHES!


VIETNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMESE grammar. Lumumba?
--

"You are full of ****. You'll never convince any of us real Jews that
there is no Jewish look. I know my people and I can see their
Jewishness. Susan is not a Jew. If you want to get down her panties
just ask her she'll let you. She's a non-Jew."
Message-ID:


"You can try all you want and get all the plastic surgery you want but
you'll never look like one of us because you are not a Jew. You are
an Irish Shiksa that Isn't even a righteous non-Jew a Ger Tzadeck You
are VEEDMUS amongst us and are a gentile. I would not be surprised if
you ever go to Eretz Israel and spout off your non-senseical lies that
a Jew doesn't kill you or a gentile murder you. You are wicked because
you antagonize and lie about the Tzadeckim. The best place for you is
scrubbing toilets and urinals in a gymnasium that is predominate used
by Negros."
Message-ID:


- drug-****ed jew wannabe Y-chi Netfish, mocking neo-jew Suzy KKKohen's
attempted 'conversion' to the jew race

"Warren is not well. He's a non-Jewish mental patient who usually declines
to
take his medications. Please keep this in mind when viewing future posts."
Message-ID:

- neo-jew 'convert' Suzy KKKohen, mocking drug-****ed jew wannabe Y-chi
Netfish's
claim to be a jew

to be heard and picked up

sorry for the double post


Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 23rd 18 08:04 PM

Stolen Bike
 
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:22:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:26:52 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:10, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 08:44:10 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 14:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jul 2018 14:26:27 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/19/2018 10:42 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:38:18 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 6/19/2018 4:29 AM, CJB wrote:
Stolen Bike - a few weeks ago someone left an expensive
mountain bike in the car par to our flats. We have stopped at
least 2 attempts to steal it by hooded yoofs. Now we have it
under lock and key. But how to find the owner is a moot
point. We have tried Hillingdon Council - they say its a
police matter. We have tried the local police and they says
its a Council matter. CJB


We Americans have a saying for the inadequacies of buckytooth
limey government, SNAFU (situation normal all ****ed up).
Deal with it!
Why would anyone leave an expensive bike just lying in public
with no lock?

Why would an adult want to ride a bicycle anywho?
Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.
Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer a why
with a pronoun.

Your question mentioned an adult.
Hitler was an adult.
Physically, at least.
He was the most insightful person ever known to mankind, then the
Brits and Yanks attacked him for no good reason.

Now you are starting to make sense.

[Raises right arm in a manner which actually gets you arrested in
modern Germany]


I thought that was what happened to you.


I've never been to Germany.

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 23rd 18 08:04 PM

Stolen Bike
 
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:21:55 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:26:04 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:10, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 08:41:59 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 14:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jul 2018 14:26:27 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/19/2018 10:42 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:38:18 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 6/19/2018 4:29 AM, CJB wrote:
Stolen Bike - a few weeks ago someone left an expensive
mountain bike in the car par to our flats. We have stopped at
least 2 attempts to steal it by hooded yoofs. Now we have it
under lock and key. But how to find the owner is a moot
point. We have tried Hillingdon Council - they say its a
police matter. We have tried the local police and they says
its a Council matter. CJB


We Americans have a saying for the inadequacies of buckytooth
limey government, SNAFU (situation normal all ****ed up).
Deal with it!
Why would anyone leave an expensive bike just lying in public
with no lock?

Why would an adult want to ride a bicycle anywho?
Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.
Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer a why
with a pronoun.

I can.
I can answer your post with kjadsfklajsdaskd but it would also make
no sense.

Hwich is not unyouzhial cumming from YEW!!

The way you spelled cumming worries me.


Why?
Yew do not wont to cum?


Not in your presence.

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 23rd 18 08:05 PM

Stolen Bike
 
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer a
why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
Who gives a ****? The point is the answer was nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
Changing language doesn't make your answer any more correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u complement..
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!

You sound like a drunk Glaswegian. Actually, nevermind the drunk,
they're like that anyway.


Thanks greatly for the compliment.


I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to be called
Glaswegian.

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 23rd 18 08:05 PM

Stolen Bike
 
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:18:19 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:21:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:08, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:45:11 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 18:33, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer a why
with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
Who gives a ****? The point is the answer was nonsensical.

I repeat.
Your question mentioned adult.
Hitler was an adult.
My question asked WHY, not WHO.

Your question mentioned Adults.
I answered with an Adult.

So you take one word at random and discuss that without comprehending
the topic?


If you do not want me discuss the word you have used and its
connotations you should not include that word in your query.


Look up "context".

JNugent[_10_] July 23rd 18 10:03 PM

Stolen Bike
 
On 23/07/2018 20:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer a
why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
Who gives a ****? The point is the answer was nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
Changing language doesn't make your answer any more correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
You sound like a drunk Glaswegian. Actually, nevermind the drunk,
they're like that anyway.


Thanks greatly for the compliment.


I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to be called
Glaswegian.


Strike the words "...of any group of people who would be glad to be
called Glaswegian".

There. That makes more sense now.


Peter Keller[_3_] July 24th 18 09:36 AM

Stolen Bike
 
On 23.07.2018 21:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

* Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You can't answer a
why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun.* It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't.* It is a proper noun.* Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
*Who gives a ****?* The point is the answer was nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
*The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
*Changing language doesn't make your answer any more correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
*You sound like a drunk Glaswegian.* Actually, nevermind the drunk,
they're like that anyway.


Thanks greatly for the compliment.


I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to be called
Glaswegian.


I still take it as a compliment because it was you who said it.

Peter Keller[_3_] July 24th 18 09:37 AM

Stolen Bike
 
On 23.07.2018 23:03, JNugent wrote:
On 23/07/2018 20:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

* Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You can't answer a
why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun.* It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't.* It is a proper noun.* Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
*Who gives a ****?* The point is the answer was nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
*The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
*Changing language doesn't make your answer any more correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
*You sound like a drunk Glaswegian.* Actually, nevermind the drunk,
they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.


I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to be called
Glaswegian.


Strike the words "...of any group of people who would be glad to be
called Glaswegian".

There. That makes more sense now.

Good one!

Peter Keller[_3_] July 24th 18 09:38 AM

Stolen Bike
 
On 23.07.2018 21:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:18:19 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:21:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:08, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:45:11 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 18:33, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

* Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You can't answer a
why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun.* It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't.* It is a proper noun.* Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
*Who gives a ****?* The point is the answer was nonsensical.

I repeat.
Your question mentioned adult.
Hitler was an adult.
*My question asked WHY, not WHO.

Your question mentioned Adults.
I answered with an Adult.
*So you take one word at random and discuss that without
comprehending the topic?


If you do not want me discuss the word you have used and its
connotations you should not include that word in your query.


Look up "context".


Any word you use in your query or post is fair game for me.

Peter Keller[_3_] July 24th 18 09:41 AM

Stolen Bike
 
On 23.07.2018 21:04, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:21:55 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:26:04 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:10, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 08:41:59 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 14:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jul 2018 14:26:27 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/19/2018 10:42 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:38:18 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 6/19/2018 4:29 AM, CJB wrote:
Stolen Bike - a few weeks ago someone left an expensive
mountain bike in the car par to our flats. We have stopped
at least 2 attempts to steal it by hooded yoofs. Now we
have it under lock and key. But how to find the owner is a
moot point. We have tried Hillingdon Council - they say its
a police matter. We have tried the local police and they
says its a Council matter. CJB


We Americans have a saying for the inadequacies of
buckytooth limey government, SNAFU (situation normal all
****ed up).
Deal with it!
*Why would anyone leave an expensive bike just lying in
public with no lock?

Why would an adult want to ride a bicycle anywho?
*Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.
*Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You can't answer a why
with a pronoun.

I can.
*I can answer your post with kjadsfklajsdaskd but it would also
make no sense.

Hwich is not unyouzhial cumming from YEW!!
*The way you spelled cumming worries me.


Why?
Yew do not wont to cum?


Not in your presence.


Cum in Cheerless's presence. He is always calling out for it.

Peter Keller[_3_] July 24th 18 09:42 AM

Stolen Bike
 
On 23.07.2018 21:04, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:22:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:26:52 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:10, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 08:44:10 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 14:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jul 2018 14:26:27 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/19/2018 10:42 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:38:18 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 6/19/2018 4:29 AM, CJB wrote:
Stolen Bike - a few weeks ago someone left an expensive
mountain bike in the car par to our flats. We have stopped
at least 2 attempts to steal it by hooded yoofs. Now we
have it under lock and key. But how to find the owner is a
moot point. We have tried Hillingdon Council - they say its
a police matter. We have tried the local police and they
says its a Council matter. CJB


We Americans have a saying for the inadequacies of
buckytooth limey government, SNAFU (situation normal all
****ed up).
Deal with it!
*Why would anyone leave an expensive bike just lying in
public with no lock?

Why would an adult want to ride a bicycle anywho?
*Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.
*Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You can't answer a why
with a pronoun.

Your question mentioned an adult.
Hitler was an adult.
Physically, at least.
*He was the most insightful person ever known to mankind, then the
Brits and Yanks attacked him for no good reason.

Now you are starting to make sense.
*[Raises right arm in a manner which actually gets you arrested in
modern Germany]


I thought that was what happened to you.


I've never been to Germany.


Each to his own ...
German beer and girls are good!

Kerr-Mudd,John[_2_] July 24th 18 12:21 PM

Stolen Bike
 
On Mon, 23 Jul 2018 21:03:00 GMT, JNugent wrote:

On 23/07/2018 20:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

[]
xposted ****e

--
Bah, and indeed, Humbug.

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 24th 18 02:05 PM

Stolen Bike
 
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 12:21:16 +0100, Kerr-Mudd,John
wrote:

On Mon, 23 Jul 2018 21:03:00 GMT, JNugent wrote:

On 23/07/2018 20:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

[]
xposted ****e


So what if it's crossposted?

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 24th 18 02:05 PM

Stolen Bike
 
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:37:47 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 23:03, JNugent wrote:
On 23/07/2018 20:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer a
why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
Who gives a ****? The point is the answer was nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
Changing language doesn't make your answer any more correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u
complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
You sound like a drunk Glaswegian. Actually, nevermind the drunk,
they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.

I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to be called
Glaswegian.

Strike the words "...of any group of people who would be glad to be
called Glaswegian".
There. That makes more sense now.

Good one!


No it wasn't, it had the wit of a 6 year old.

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 24th 18 02:06 PM

Stolen Bike
 
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:42:10 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:04, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:22:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:26:52 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:10, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 08:44:10 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 14:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jul 2018 14:26:27 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/19/2018 10:42 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:38:18 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 6/19/2018 4:29 AM, CJB wrote:
Stolen Bike - a few weeks ago someone left an expensive
mountain bike in the car par to our flats. We have stopped
at least 2 attempts to steal it by hooded yoofs. Now we
have it under lock and key. But how to find the owner is a
moot point. We have tried Hillingdon Council - they say its
a police matter. We have tried the local police and they
says its a Council matter. CJB


We Americans have a saying for the inadequacies of
buckytooth limey government, SNAFU (situation normal all
****ed up).
Deal with it!
Why would anyone leave an expensive bike just lying in
public with no lock?

Why would an adult want to ride a bicycle anywho?
Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.
Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer a why
with a pronoun.

Your question mentioned an adult.
Hitler was an adult.
Physically, at least.
He was the most insightful person ever known to mankind, then the
Brits and Yanks attacked him for no good reason.

Now you are starting to make sense.
[Raises right arm in a manner which actually gets you arrested in
modern Germany]

I thought that was what happened to you.

I've never been to Germany.


Each to his own ...
German beer and girls are good!


Beer isn't strong enough for my liking. I like spirits.

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 24th 18 02:07 PM

Stolen Bike
 
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:41:04 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:04, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:21:55 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:26:04 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:10, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 08:41:59 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 14:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jul 2018 14:26:27 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/19/2018 10:42 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:38:18 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 6/19/2018 4:29 AM, CJB wrote:
Stolen Bike - a few weeks ago someone left an expensive
mountain bike in the car par to our flats. We have stopped
at least 2 attempts to steal it by hooded yoofs. Now we
have it under lock and key. But how to find the owner is a
moot point. We have tried Hillingdon Council - they say its
a police matter. We have tried the local police and they
says its a Council matter. CJB


We Americans have a saying for the inadequacies of
buckytooth limey government, SNAFU (situation normal all
****ed up).
Deal with it!
Why would anyone leave an expensive bike just lying in
public with no lock?

Why would an adult want to ride a bicycle anywho?
Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.
Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer a why
with a pronoun.

I can.
I can answer your post with kjadsfklajsdaskd but it would also
make no sense.

Hwich is not unyouzhial cumming from YEW!!
The way you spelled cumming worries me.

Why?
Yew do not wont to cum?

Not in your presence.


Cum in Cheerless's presence. He is always calling out for it.


Who was it who posted the article in here once about a cyclist "coming
across my bonnet"?

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 24th 18 02:07 PM

Stolen Bike
 
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:38:53 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:18:19 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:21:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:08, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:45:11 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 18:33, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer a
why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
Who gives a ****? The point is the answer was nonsensical.

I repeat.
Your question mentioned adult.
Hitler was an adult.
My question asked WHY, not WHO.

Your question mentioned Adults.
I answered with an Adult.
So you take one word at random and discuss that without
comprehending the topic?

If you do not want me discuss the word you have used and its
connotations you should not include that word in your query.

Look up "context".


Any word you use in your query or post is fair game for me.


It would be if you were a bot.

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 24th 18 02:07 PM

Stolen Bike
 
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:36:59 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer a
why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
Who gives a ****? The point is the answer was nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
Changing language doesn't make your answer any more correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u complement.


Peter Keller[_3_] July 25th 18 09:33 AM

Stolen Bike
 
On 24.07.2018 15:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:37:47 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 23:03, JNugent wrote:
On 23/07/2018 20:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

* Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You can't answer a
why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun.* It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't.* It is a proper noun.* Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
*Who gives a ****?* The point is the answer was nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
*The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
*Changing language doesn't make your answer any more correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u
complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
*You sound like a drunk Glaswegian.* Actually, nevermind the drunk,
they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.

I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to be called
Glaswegian.
*Strike the words "...of any group of people who would be glad to be
called Glaswegian".
*There. That makes more sense now.

Good one!


No it wasn't, it had the wit of a 6 year old.


As I said, good one!
In fact, excellent one!

Peter Keller[_3_] July 25th 18 09:35 AM

Stolen Bike
 
On 24.07.2018 15:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:36:59 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

* Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You can't answer
a why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun.* It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't.* It is a proper noun.* Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
*Who gives a ****?* The point is the answer was nonsensical.

More fool you.
LOL
*The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
*Changing language doesn't make your answer any more correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
*You sound like a drunk Glaswegian.* Actually, nevermind the drunk,
they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.
*I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to be called
Glaswegian.


I still take it as a compliment because it was you who said it.


Does that mean you love me?


If you keep posting that I am a walking vomit I will love you for ever!
Vomiting over you till kingdom cum!

Peter Keller[_3_] July 25th 18 09:36 AM

Stolen Bike
 
On 24.07.2018 15:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:38:53 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:18:19 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:21:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:08, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:45:11 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 18:33, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

* Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You can't answer a
why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun.* It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't.* It is a proper noun.* Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
*Who gives a ****?* The point is the answer was nonsensical.

I repeat.
Your question mentioned adult.
Hitler was an adult.
*My question asked WHY, not WHO.

Your question mentioned Adults.
I answered with an Adult.
*So you take one word at random and discuss that without
comprehending the topic?

If you do not want me discuss the word you have used and its
connotations you should not include that word in your query.
*Look up "context".


Any word you use in your query or post is fair game for me.


It would be if you were a bot.


Thanks greatly for the compliment.
Now please call me a vulgar little green slimy platyhelminth.

Peter Keller[_3_] July 25th 18 09:37 AM

Stolen Bike
 
On 24.07.2018 15:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:41:04 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:04, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:21:55 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:26:04 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:10, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 08:41:59 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 14:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jul 2018 14:26:27 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/19/2018 10:42 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:38:18 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 6/19/2018 4:29 AM, CJB wrote:
Stolen Bike - a few weeks ago someone left an expensive
mountain bike in the car par to our flats. We have
stopped at least 2 attempts to steal it by hooded yoofs.
Now we have it under lock and key. But how to find the
owner is a moot point. We have tried Hillingdon Council -
they say its a police matter. We have tried the local
police and they says its a Council matter. CJB


We Americans have a saying for the inadequacies of
buckytooth limey government, SNAFU (situation normal all
****ed up).
Deal with it!
*Why would anyone leave an expensive bike just lying in
public with no lock?

Why would an adult want to ride a bicycle anywho?
*Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.
*Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You can't answer a
why with a pronoun.

I can.
*I can answer your post with kjadsfklajsdaskd but it would also
make no sense.

Hwich is not unyouzhial cumming from YEW!!
*The way you spelled cumming worries me.

Why?
Yew do not wont to cum?
*Not in your presence.


Cum in Cheerless's presence. He is always calling out for it.


Who was it who posted the article in here once about a cyclist "coming
across my bonnet"?


Don't remember it.

Peter Keller[_3_] July 25th 18 09:38 AM

Stolen Bike
 
On 24.07.2018 15:06, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:42:10 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:04, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:22:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:26:52 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:10, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 08:44:10 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 14:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jul 2018 14:26:27 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/19/2018 10:42 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:38:18 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 6/19/2018 4:29 AM, CJB wrote:
Stolen Bike - a few weeks ago someone left an expensive
mountain bike in the car par to our flats. We have
stopped at least 2 attempts to steal it by hooded yoofs.
Now we have it under lock and key. But how to find the
owner is a moot point. We have tried Hillingdon Council -
they say its a police matter. We have tried the local
police and they says its a Council matter. CJB


We Americans have a saying for the inadequacies of
buckytooth limey government, SNAFU (situation normal all
****ed up).
Deal with it!
*Why would anyone leave an expensive bike just lying in
public with no lock?

Why would an adult want to ride a bicycle anywho?
*Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.
*Your answer makes no grammatical sense.* You can't answer a
why with a pronoun.

Your question mentioned an adult.
Hitler was an adult.
Physically, at least.
*He was the most insightful person ever known to mankind, then
the Brits and Yanks attacked him for no good reason.

Now you are starting to make sense.
*[Raises right arm in a manner which actually gets you arrested in
modern Germany]

I thought that was what happened to you.
*I've never been to Germany.


Each to his own ...
German beer and girls are good!


Beer isn't strong enough for my liking.* I like spirits.


Is that why you are like a preserved old prune?

Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee July 25th 18 03:48 PM

Stolen Bike
 
Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/22/2018 9:22 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 17:10:06 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:


Who's on first.


That requires a question mark.


Did you know?


Did I know what?


It's a statement, not a question.


If it has a question mark, it's a question. 'Did you know' without a
question mark is ungrammatical as the auxiliary 'did' (past tense of 'do')
is (unless used transitively with a noun of action as the object, forming a
phrase similar to or equivalent to a related verb of action) serves as the
periphrastic form in interrogative sentences. The only exception to this
is in sentences where the question word itself is the subject of the verb.

It can also serve in elliptical use of a periphrastic auxiliary (or as an
auxiliary to a substitute or causal use of 'do') in past tenses.

Now, show us how bright you are, by shutting the _****_ up and not
responding to this post.

--
john smith |MA (Hons)|MPhil (Hons)|CAPES (mention très bien)|LLB (Hons)
'It never gets any easier. You just get faster'
(Greg LeMond (1961 - ))

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 25th 18 08:41 PM

Stolen Bike
 
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 15:48:10 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/22/2018 9:22 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 17:10:06 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:


Who's on first.


That requires a question mark.


Did you know?


Did I know what?


It's a statement, not a question.


If it has a question mark, it's a question. 'Did you know' without a
question mark is ungrammatical as the auxiliary 'did' (past tense of
'do')
is (unless used transitively with a noun of action as the object,
forming a
phrase similar to or equivalent to a related verb of action) serves as
the
periphrastic form in interrogative sentences. The only exception to this
is in sentences where the question word itself is the subject of the
verb.

It can also serve in elliptical use of a periphrastic auxiliary (or as an
auxiliary to a substitute or causal use of 'do') in past tenses.

Now, show us how bright you are, by shutting the _****_ up and not
responding to this post.


If he doesn't respond it doesn't mean he's bright, it means you confused
him.

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 25th 18 08:41 PM

Stolen Bike
 
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 15:38:21 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 1:10 PM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 08:41:59 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 14:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jul 2018 14:26:27 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/19/2018 10:42 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:38:18 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 6/19/2018 4:29 AM, CJB wrote:
Stolen Bike - a few weeks ago someone left an expensive
mountain bike in the car par to our flats. We have stopped at
least 2 attempts to steal it by hooded yoofs. Now we have it
under lock and key. But how to find the owner is a moot point.
We have tried Hillingdon Council - they say its a police
matter. We have tried the local police and they says its a
Council matter. CJB


We Americans have a saying for the inadequacies of buckytooth
limey government, SNAFU (situation normal all ****ed up).
Deal with it!
Why would anyone leave an expensive bike just lying in public
with no lock?

Why would an adult want to ride a bicycle anywho?
Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.
Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer a why with
a pronoun.

I can.

I can answer your post with kjadsfklajsdaskd but it would also make no
sense.


Looks like Polish to me.


At least they work hard. It's the Irish you need to watch out for.

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 25th 18 08:41 PM

Stolen Bike
 
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:38:16 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:06, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:42:10 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:04, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:22:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:26:52 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:10, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 08:44:10 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 14:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jul 2018 14:26:27 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/19/2018 10:42 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:38:18 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 6/19/2018 4:29 AM, CJB wrote:
Stolen Bike - a few weeks ago someone left an expensive
mountain bike in the car par to our flats. We have
stopped at least 2 attempts to steal it by hooded yoofs.
Now we have it under lock and key. But how to find the
owner is a moot point. We have tried Hillingdon Council -
they say its a police matter. We have tried the local
police and they says its a Council matter. CJB


We Americans have a saying for the inadequacies of
buckytooth limey government, SNAFU (situation normal all
****ed up).
Deal with it!
Why would anyone leave an expensive bike just lying in
public with no lock?

Why would an adult want to ride a bicycle anywho?
Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.
Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer a
why with a pronoun.

Your question mentioned an adult.
Hitler was an adult.
Physically, at least.
He was the most insightful person ever known to mankind, then
the Brits and Yanks attacked him for no good reason.

Now you are starting to make sense.
[Raises right arm in a manner which actually gets you arrested in
modern Germany]

I thought that was what happened to you.
I've never been to Germany.

Each to his own ...
German beer and girls are good!

Beer isn't strong enough for my liking. I like spirits.


Is that why you are like a preserved old prune?


No.

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 25th 18 08:42 PM

Stolen Bike
 
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:37:27 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:41:04 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:04, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:21:55 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:26:04 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:10, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 08:41:59 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 14:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jul 2018 14:26:27 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/19/2018 10:42 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Thu, 19 Jul 2018 14:38:18 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 6/19/2018 4:29 AM, CJB wrote:
Stolen Bike - a few weeks ago someone left an expensive
mountain bike in the car par to our flats. We have
stopped at least 2 attempts to steal it by hooded yoofs.
Now we have it under lock and key. But how to find the
owner is a moot point. We have tried Hillingdon Council -
they say its a police matter. We have tried the local
police and they says its a Council matter. CJB


We Americans have a saying for the inadequacies of
buckytooth limey government, SNAFU (situation normal all
****ed up).
Deal with it!
Why would anyone leave an expensive bike just lying in
public with no lock?

Why would an adult want to ride a bicycle anywho?
Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.
Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer a
why with a pronoun.

I can.
I can answer your post with kjadsfklajsdaskd but it would also
make no sense.

Hwich is not unyouzhial cumming from YEW!!
The way you spelled cumming worries me.

Why?
Yew do not wont to cum?
Not in your presence.

Cum in Cheerless's presence. He is always calling out for it.

Who was it who posted the article in here once about a cyclist "coming
across my bonnet"?


Don't remember it.


Funny, you're the sort of person that would excite.

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 25th 18 08:43 PM

Stolen Bike
 
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:36:45 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:38:53 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:18:19 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:21:50 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:08, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:45:11 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 18:33, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer a
why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
Who gives a ****? The point is the answer was nonsensical.

I repeat.
Your question mentioned adult.
Hitler was an adult.
My question asked WHY, not WHO.

Your question mentioned Adults.
I answered with an Adult.
So you take one word at random and discuss that without
comprehending the topic?

If you do not want me discuss the word you have used and its
connotations you should not include that word in your query.
Look up "context".

Any word you use in your query or post is fair game for me.

It would be if you were a bot.


Thanks greatly for the compliment.
Now please call me a vulgar little green slimy platyhelminth.


You're a pretty little purple sexy Aploparaksis turdi.

Jimmy Wilkinson Knife[_2_] July 25th 18 08:43 PM

Stolen Bike
 
On Wed, 25 Jul 2018 09:35:20 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 24.07.2018 15:07, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Tue, 24 Jul 2018 09:36:59 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 23.07.2018 21:05, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 20:19:09 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 22.07.2018 18:23, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sun, 22 Jul 2018 15:20:43 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 22:09, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 20:46:42 +0100, Peter Keller
wrote:

On 21.07.2018 21:21, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 18:46:19 +0100, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 7/21/2018 9:33 AM, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 14:23:36 +0100, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee
wrote:

Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 7/21/2018 6:07 AM, Bruce 'Not Glug' Lee wrote:
Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jul 2018 22:28:50 +0100, Peter Keller

wrote:
On 20.07.2018 21:24, Jimmy Wilkinson Knife wrote:

Why would an adult let an anywho ride their bike?

Hitler.

Your answer makes no grammatical sense. You can't answer
a why with a
pronoun.

'Hitler' isn't a pronoun. It's a noun.

It's a personal pronoun, you dummies.

No it isn't. It is a proper noun. Just as all names are.

Personal pronouns are 'he', 'she', 'they' etc.
Who gives a ****? The point is the answer was nonsensical..

More fool you.
LOL
The only fool is the one who can't write in English.

Bullenscheiße.
Changing language doesn't make your answer any more correct.

I reaaly do not cares abowt sumthing cawld Grammer.

That yew sae that mau grammer iz nott corect iz fore mi u
complement.
Espeshalli az it cumz from YEW!!
You sound like a drunk Glaswegian. Actually, nevermind the drunk,
they're like that anyway.

Thanks greatly for the compliment.
I can't think of any group of people who would be glad to be called
Glaswegian.

I still take it as a compliment because it was you who said it.

Does that mean you love me?


If you keep posting that I am a walking vomit I will love you for ever!
Vomiting over you till kingdom cum!


I do not wish the whole kingdom to cum. That would increase our numbers
to that of the Arabs.


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